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Is this poll useful?

Yes
17
10%
No
42
26%
Otter
43
27%
Octarine
60
37%
 
Total votes: 162

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Choices, choices, choices...

Postby Cheese » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:50 pm UTC

Right: each poster gives two (or more, if you want, the rules are quite loose at the moment) choices, for the next poster to choose between, explaining their choice.

I don't think any more explanation is needed, so:

Otter or Duck?

PS: the poll is nothing to do with the topic, ignore it.
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LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
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Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:54 pm UTC

duck, cause water slides off a duck's back like water off a duck's back.

Chocolate or Bacon?
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Postby bonder » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:57 pm UTC

bacon because it doesn't melt.

spoon, fork, or spork?
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Postby FoxMoxin » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:58 pm UTC

Spork, it is the beginning, it the end, it is Spork.

Air conditioning or Indoor plumbing?
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Postby Cheese » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:01 pm UTC

rofl, I like the poll results at the moment...

Anyway, plumbing, because I need to shower sometimes, and if I'm too hot I'll go outside.

Black or White?
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
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LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
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Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Postby Mat Cauthon » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:37 pm UTC

I think it says a lot about this site that almost all the votes have been "octarine". Yes, mine was one of them.

I prefer white. As per the evil overlord list, bright happy colors are best for confusing your enemies.

Cats or kittens?
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Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:39 pm UTC

cats (a category that includes kittens)
infrared or ultraviolet?
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Postby bbctol » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:30 am UTC

Ultraviolet, 'cause it sounds cooler.

Metal Gear Solid or Splinter Cell?

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Postby ArchangelShrike » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:36 am UTC

Splinter Cell. Sniping a guard dead from 30 feet after attracting his attention with a can? Brilliant.

The poll should've been choice 1 or choice 2, so when someone comes in the vote for the choice they wanted of the last poll. Make more utterly useless data that way.

Spam or Cookies?

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Postby Mat Cauthon » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:40 am UTC

Cookies. Because I have enough spam as is.

(ianasb)

Milk... or CEREAL?!
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Postby Rodan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:42 am UTC

cereal. Milk is nasty without anything to drink it with.

EDIT:
Joss Whedon or Alan Moore?

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Postby bbctol » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:47 am UTC

AAAAAAAAAAGH IT'S SO HARD! So hard...

Alan Moore. Because he hates movies made from his books and Joss Whedon made "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". I hate you, hate you, hate you for making me make this choice.

Paintball or Airsoft?

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Postby bonder » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:05 am UTC

paintball because I had a run in with the cops involving an airsoft gun...See here for the full story.

ubuntu or pokemon?
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Postby clockworkmonk » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:05 am UTC

Paintball, easier to tell whose been hit that way.

Pentium or AMD?
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Postby FoxMoxin » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:52 am UTC

AMD.. i LIKE my money.

Avatar or Gargoyles?
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Postby Quantum Potatoid » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:28 am UTC

Avatar, I want to be an Airbender!

!?! or ?!...!
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Postby Kawa » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:34 am UTC

!?! reflects my view on the nature of humanity pretty well.

Fuzzy or shiny?
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Postby Rodan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:48 am UTC

bbctol wrote:AAAAAAAAAAGH IT'S SO HARD! So hard...

Alan Moore. Because he hates movies made from his books and Joss Whedon made "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". I hate you, hate you, hate you for making me make this choice.

Paintball or Airsoft?

For the record, Buffy The Vampire Slayer (movie, right?) was like, his first work ever.
fuzzy, shiny is bright.

Ireland or Italy?

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Postby TascoDLX » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:03 am UTC

Italy, for the pizza.

Anchovies or No Anchovies?

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Postby Rodan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:04 am UTC

no anchovies, give them to Zoidberg. Besides, ultimate topping combo:
Pepperoni and onions.

Angel's Food or Devil's Food?

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Postby Col. Mustard » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:22 am UTC

Devil's food. Chocolate is way better.



Cell Phone or internet?

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Postby Rodan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:32 am UTC

internet. Duh. How is that even a question (though admittedly, DF/AF isn't much better)

Morrowind or Oblivion?

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Postby TascoDLX » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:06 am UTC

Oblivion. I haven't played either game but it sounds much cooler.

Hide or Seek?

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Postby Rodan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:14 am UTC

seek. Then I'm in control.

Nethack or Oblivion?

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Postby TascoDLX » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:31 am UTC

NetHack: it's revolutionary (but I still like the sound of Oblivion).

Live or Let Die?

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Postby The LuigiManiac » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:12 am UTC

Live. I want to live I tell you!

xkcd or The Rest of Internet (option includes the elimination of spyware, viruses, trojans, Myspace (optional), Bill Gates, all noobs, advertisements, pop-ups, etc.)
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THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!

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Postby LoonRadio » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:22 pm UTC

The rest of the internet. Honestly. Even if xkcd were completely destroyed, this particular group of people could find a darkened, unused corner of the interwob to get together again. As the man says, in an infinite space, anything can happen. And I wouldn't have to give up my porn.



a or ~a?
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Postby Peshmerga » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:24 pm UTC

a because ~a is too curvy and womanly for me.

Tits or ass?
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Postby Rodan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:13 pm UTC

The boobs, of course.

xkcd forums or xkcd comic?

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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:16 pm UTC

The comic, screw you guys!
I mean, i love you really, yeah, that's what I meant...

IDDQD or IDKFA?
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Postby clockworkmonk » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:27 pm UTC

IDKFA
god mode is for sissies.

windows 98 or windows ME?
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Postby UmbrageOfSnow » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

'98, because at least it isn't windows ME.

Granny Weatherwax or Sam Vimes. (given the poll results, better than 60% of you know what I'm talking about).
Last edited by UmbrageOfSnow on Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:35 pm UTC, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby dschneider » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:35 pm UTC

Windows ME, just because it makes people shout in frustration "Fuck ME!"

Cowabunga or Radical?

EDIT: Too late. :/
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Postby Forthur » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:32 pm UTC

Absolutely Sam Vimes. Love the cynicism.

2B or ~2B?
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Postby Mother Superior » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:35 pm UTC

2B or not ~2B... that is the question.

Sorry, I don't have one, I just had to post that.
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Postby Forthur » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:45 pm UTC

In that case, I'll post a new poll.

Coffee or energy drink?
Life's biggest adventures are the dreams you try to make real.

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Postby Cheese » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:27 pm UTC

Energy drink. I've still not gotten around to trying coffee and finding that I like it. And I like sugar.

One or Two?
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Postby clockworkmonk » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:39 pm UTC

two, two is even and prime.

e or pi?
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Postby Forthur » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:51 pm UTC

Pi. More useful in daily life. Also, very tasty (if you add the e).

Beer or wine?
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Postby Zohar » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:16 pm UTC

Wine, it's more useful in cooking.

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