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Postby ArchangelShrike » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:05 am UTC

Inspired by this old thread and it's extra credit, the premise of the game is simple.

1.) Create a made-up/strange sounding word.
2.) Define the word posted by previous poster.
3.) Award credit of gold stars and ammunition to defend against zombie robo-raptor outbreak, deathmatch or whatnot.

As seen here:
Old Thread wrote:2. Define the following: "bootility"

Extra credit can be redeemed with Belial for gold stars and handgun ammunition.
Except Belial won't be handing out credit, we will.

An Answer wrote:2) bootility - n. - A measure of the usefulness of a boot - the less bootile, the better. A hiking boot would be very bootile in a heavy downpour, but not at all when on a hiking expedition. From the French "bote" (boot) and the Latin "futilus" (futility).

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And to start it off -

Define the following: penibility.

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Postby bbctol » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:23 pm UTC

Not to be confused with penability, the ability of something to be a pen, penibility is the ability of something to look like a penis. Example: "I think this stick of wood has real penibility!"

Alright, maybe I have a filthy mind.

You know, you're supposed to offer the next word so the game can continue? Otherwise, it ends pretty quickly. Like now.

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Postby Mittins » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:45 pm UTC

Since no new word was offered, I'll over the alternate definition of "penibility":

A term used to describe the hopelessness of a criminal trial.

Example: "That fucker's penibility is off the hizzle!"

Define the following: Stabterbate.
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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:29 pm UTC

Mittins wrote:Stabterbate.


Stabterbate (stăb-tir-bayt) v. [stabterbated, stabterbating] To excessively jab an object with a sharp weapon, ie. knife. To penetrate an object in the motion of stabbing for physical or alternative sexual pleasure.

Define: pompitous (I know, I know...but the song happened to be playing right as I was wrapping this up)
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Postby Gunfingers » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:07 pm UTC

I'm going to cheat.

Pompitous (a): Displaying the characteristics of pompituity.


New word:
Pompituity

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Postby joeframbach » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:06 pm UTC

Pompituity: The ability of something to pompit.

New word: Pompit.

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Postby xooll » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:10 pm UTC

Pompit: To cover in cherries, esp. for military applications.

New word: Sumbrimous
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Postby J Spade » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:30 am UTC

Sumbrimous: The quality of the ability to calculate the odds that a flaming naked man will run within 20 ft. of you at any given moment accurately.



New word: Snupholopagus.

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Postby joeframbach » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:36 am UTC

Snupholopagus: A creature with the ability to project its voice in such a manner that it is able to draw cool shapes in malleable surfaces with slight variances in pitch.

New wrod: poragestic

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Postby J Spade » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:40 am UTC

Poragestic: Root- poragestous: The characteristic of a snupholopagus' voice that gives it matter-morphing sound qualities


New word: Molaxertaphiconography

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Postby joeframbach » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:44 am UTC

Molaxertaphiconography: The study of the shapes created by the snupholopagus.

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Postby J Spade » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:47 am UTC

Dorwein: An animal that exists in a symbiotic relationship with the snupholopogus, eating botchmits off of it's scales and gaining nutrition.

New word: Botchmit

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Postby xooll » Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:50 am UTC

Botchmit: A small, itchy lesion that grows on the snuphalopogus. If untreated, these can become paraplystic.

Paraplystic
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:22 am UTC

Paraplystic - the state in which a being has the skill set of a paralegal, yet presumes to argue cases for exorbitant fees and lose badly.

Define the Following: callafornication (notice the slight change?)

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Postby Aeltar » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:56 am UTC

The act of harumpinising a Calla.

Define the following: harumpinising.
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Postby joeframbach » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:15 pm UTC

harumpinising: see also, fornicating.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

Does... does that have a freaking CLICK in it?

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Postby joeframbach » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:04 pm UTC

Yes, it does have that freaking click in it.

Also, new word?

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Postby gmalivuk » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:08 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:Does... does that have a freaking CLICK in it?


Yes, which is why your definition doesn't work, since it's for the rhyming word that begins with a vowel instead of a postalveolar click. Also, you didn't provide a new word.

!emosewa: the (rare to nonexistent) linguistic phenomena whereby postalveolar clicks are either replaced by uvular voiced implosives or velar lateral approximants.

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Postby joeframbach » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:56 pm UTC

technogyny: this pretty much lends itself to the obvious definition (The state or condition of having mechanical female-parts) but as an alternative definition, "The state or condition of being able to control machinery with one's female-parts."

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Postby clockworkmonk » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:48 pm UTC

Tawsbirlig; adj. A word describing the state of anticipation of a birlig, a very rare species of monkey.

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Postby joeframbach » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:00 pm UTC

firdomest: Most firdom.

firdom

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Postby Mat Cauthon » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:37 pm UTC

joeframbach wrote:firdomest: Most firdom.

firdom


firdom: the state of being a tree.

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Postby Alcas » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:56 am UTC

I shall take the coward's way out on this one.

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Postby zomgmouse » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:04 pm UTC

Louth (n). Place on a string instrument where the mouth goes, to make it sound louder.

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Postby Øsse » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:13 pm UTC

Splunge: The act of shopping for groceries while hung over.

Schtaufendaufen.

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Postby Forthur » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:07 pm UTC

Schtaufendaufen (v): wandering, being lost in Switzerland. Has sharp connotations with bleeding feet.

Define: klompen
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Postby Narsil » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:18 pm UTC

klompen (n.)- A less-than-dexterous fellow with large feet.

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Postby ArchangelShrike » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:58 pm UTC

Shugenborg - A corruption of the word "surf board," now a surfing android with no AI for surfing.

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Postby Øsse » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:32 pm UTC

klvenocity - a Slovenian window manager.

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Postby Quantum Potatoid » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:48 pm UTC

transterraexocomptraliciate A strange order of mammals that includes the Snupholopogus, muppets, and colourful tv monsters. They are strongly sought after, as their fur and meat is very valuable. The are hunted, butchered and skinned in a process called Malhaemosarchopathy. The only known wildlife sanctuary that protects them is the Sesame Wildlife Santuary.

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Postby Mother Superior » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:53 pm UTC

Malhaemosarchopathy - A typ of mental illness wherein an inherently good person attempts to perform acts of an extremely vicious nature, but instead ends up doing only good.

Define Nihilimathecination.
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Postby Forthur » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:29 pm UTC

Nihilimathecination: The personality disorder which causes all your calculations to give 0 as an answer. Diagnosis is not good (uncurable).

Define: extraholism
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Postby Mother Superior » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:47 pm UTC

Extraholism - Extreme affection towards DVD extra material and features.

Critilapoliphication
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Postby dbsmith » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:01 pm UTC

Critilapoliphication - The proliferation of people creating mass panic and confusion in an urban area for their own personal gain.

Metarochmalitious

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Postby LoonRadio » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:10 pm UTC

Drivers who speed up when you're trying to pass them, then slow down when you give up are said to be metarochmalitious.

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Postby Graham's Number » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:13 pm UTC

Splentastic, - adj. [splentiful] Containing a larger than average proportion of spleen.

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Postby Forthur » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:43 pm UTC

Isobias: a graphic equalizer with a full-spectrum linear bias is said to have isobias.

Define: wharcus
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Wharcus: A deformed narwhal.

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