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Postby Forthur » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:52 pm UTC

Elemenopy: the result of thermodynamic laws on elementary particles, causing them to become rare in their pure form, while congregating in ever more complex molecules. Also: the forming of secret societies out of lonely people.

Define: Multiarcheopathism
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Postby Øsse » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:17 am UTC

Multiarcheopathism - The belief that all of creation is several universes formed as arches with shuttle traffic between them.

Skolefritidsordning.

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Postby Forthur » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:35 am UTC

Skolefritidsordning: National law in Norway that guarantees that every student has the right to at least five coffee breaks each day, and to at least one LAN party each month.

Define: predorfiniousness
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Postby joeframbach » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:11 pm UTC

predorfiniousness: A strong fondness toward RA training at Pitt even though it lasts from 8am until 9pm every day for a week and a half followed by a few days of Freshman move-in.

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Postby Forthur » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:57 pm UTC

A banjosse, is, of course, simply a banjo-playing Norwegian.

Define: nervatorian
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:03 pm UTC

nervatorian: member of the religious order, the church of nervatorianity, whose followers believe the god resides in a bungalow in west bromwich.

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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:29 pm UTC

penge (v.): To excessively use a pen in one session, such as writing or drawing, then stopping only when the pen has run out of ink, never again using a pen.

define: Burchocolart.
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Postby dschneider » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:37 pm UTC

Burchocolart (v.): To expel chocolate from both ends of the body simultaneously.

Define: Tomacholathy
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Postby Forthur » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:35 pm UTC

Tomacholathy: The outbreaks of rashes experienced by some after eating a pizza. Thought to be caused by the tomato sauce.
See also: saladoralgy (definition?)
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Postby LoonRadio » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:51 pm UTC

The sensation of sudden, intense pain in your salad.

Cusanore.
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Postby xkcd_n00bz » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:32 pm UTC

Cusanore n. rarely used in its singular form, refers to the collection of utensils used the in the production and preparation of desserts, esp. custards (see applepietic, bananasplitories, icecreamopoly)


retordimize (retordimise in UK English)

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Postby Forthur » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:35 pm UTC

to retordimize/retordimise: not to be confused with retardimize (to perform a lobotomy with the specific intent to decrease someone's IQ), to retordimize means to train someone in the art of verbal self-defence. Also: the verbal self-defence itself.

Define: derotrible
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Postby Droooo » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:02 am UTC

Derotrible (n): one who is accustomed to speaking with their mouth full

New word: Trogadole

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Postby Mix » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:13 pm UTC

Trogadole: A large grouchy person who says unhelpful things while people are making suggestions.

Define: Schtroumphication
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Postby Droooo » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:47 pm UTC

Schtroumphication: n. anything undefineable, e.g. this word is a schtroumphication

Define: flought

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Postby Forthur » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:33 pm UTC

Flought: A believe in something that you know cannot be true (like a superstition). From "flawed thought".

Define: to subwardel (v)
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Postby ihope127 » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:58 pm UTC

subwardel, v.: to walk behind, keeping legs straight.

transdermic, adj.
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Postby PandaFluff » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:29 pm UTC

Transdermic - Spanning across two or more hypodermic needles.

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Postby Grav » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:38 am UTC

Gelafold, (n): A crease created by means of gelatinous goo.

Unflatulatableness
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Postby Forthur » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:17 pm UTC

Unflatulatableness: the rare disorder where one is unable to produce any flatus.

Define: extramonicism
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Postby xkcd_n00bz » Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:31 pm UTC

extramonicism - n. Related distantly to the Melanesian "Cargo Cults" in the South Pacific after WW2. A belief that world peace and a sense of global unity can only be brought on by the immediate re-introduction of the TV show "Friends" with a sole starring lead of Courteney Cox-Arquette. (etymology from "Extra Monica" as in Monica Geller.)


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Postby Banksy » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:26 pm UTC

disbotrithied: The feeling one recieves at the precise instant in time wherein one realises that a task you had been performing for a long time was not the correct task to be performing, or you had been performing it incorrectly

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Postby Forthur » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:56 am UTC

Kibeolamaniac: Someone who has an extreme psychological reaction after eating kibeolas, which are small red berries from the kibbe-tree, which grows only on Jarwa, a small uninhabited island near Nova Zembla. Possible reactions include: extreme paranoia, ninja delusions and flinging one's poo.

Define: deralotic
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:07 am UTC

Deralotic: An experimental drug with the nasty side effects of making one imagine deers jumping out from the side of the road, especially while in elevators and enclosed spaces. No one actually knows what it does.

Define:Hobotropic

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Postby Forthur » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:30 am UTC

A hobotropic is any urban area which attracts homeless people, like bridges and abandoned theaters. Often accompanied by burning oil drums and dropping real estate prices. Often used pejoratively, but may be used in a positive sense to indicate those xkcd fora that are frequented by our resident soapy hobo.

Define: watermoctology
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Postby ocarina_21 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:50 pm UTC

The science of creating water-based insults. ex. You're all washed up. He's still wet behind the ears.


Deftrebutressality.

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Postby Forthur » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:43 pm UTC

Deftrebutressality: Being able to get a kick out of small feats in life, like throwing a paper wad into the bin from 15 feet, or turning on the lights with your nose because you had your hands full.

Define: presteristic
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Postby xkcd_n00bz » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:24 pm UTC

presteristic the state of matter before it has become cleansed or sterilized. Not necessarily pertaining to dirty or soiled, but more metaphysically speaking, in a Zen way where the item has yet to fulfill its created destiny of becoming sterilized.

Define: sanderspily

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Postby Alcas » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:57 pm UTC

sanderspily (n) the habit of hoarding, or storing large amounts of, fried chicken. (Etymology from Sanders, ie Colonel Sanders.)

Define: flemistoreglance
"It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people"

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Postby Marlo » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:11 pm UTC

flemistoreglance: (v) Attempting to secretly admire someone's emergency mucus supply.

Define: flamblaquous
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Postby Forthur » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:33 am UTC

flamblaquous: New cooking hype where non-solid foods like soups are flambeed. Already caused second-degree burns on a number of non-suspecting clients' faces.

Define: hyposanitious
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Postby Joseph » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:17 pm UTC

Hyposanitious (adj.): only clean on the outside.

Define: ausquintoma.

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Postby Forthur » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:53 pm UTC

ausquintoma: The medical affliction where you have a squint that's so bad people get the feeling you're constantly trying to see up your own nostrils.

Please define: deripisentic
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