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Postby Zohar » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:08 pm UTC

Same one as is Sandman. Inspired by the picture thread. A person states a concept (object, or feeling or whatever) and the next one needs to find something that beats it. As an example, the duel from Sandman (D for Dream, C for his opponent Choronzon):
C: "I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler."
D: "I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing"
C: "I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing."
D: "I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged."
C: "I am a snake, spider-devouring, poison-toothed."
D: "I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy footed."
C: "I am an anthrax, butcher bacterium, warm-life destroying."
D: "I am a world, space-floating, life nurturing."
C: "I am a nova, all-exploding, planet-cremating."
D: "I am the universe -- all things encompassing, all life embracing."
C: "I am anti-life, the beast of judgment, I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything."
D: "I am hope."

So hopefully you get the idea. If we get stuck for say, more than a day, the last poster wins and gets to start the new battle (and maybe a helmet as well?). I suppose you don't have to stick to the wording but I think it would be more fun that way.

Anyway, I'll start and hopefully it will catch on.

I am a bulldozer, home-crushing, family-destroying.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby Narsil » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:14 pm UTC

I am a construction worker. Fat & lazy, bulldozer not-operating.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Postby Zohar » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:19 pm UTC

I am a construction-site manager. Ass-firing, money grubbing.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby Narsil » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:21 pm UTC

I am a lawsuit, all devouring, all ass-suing.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Postby Zohar » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:24 pm UTC

I am Alan Shore. All-defending, lacking in conscience.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby Mother Superior » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:03 pm UTC

I'm William Shatner - All-ego, lacking in touch with reality.
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"She bore also the fruitless deep with his raging swell, Pontus, without sweet union of love."
- Hesiod, Theogony

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I am Bender - Desease-resistant, Human-killing.
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"She bore also the fruitless deep with his raging swell, Pontus, without sweet union of love."
- Hesiod, Theogony

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Life's biggest adventures are the dreams you try to make real.

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Postby Zohar » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:46 pm UTC

I am the strong force. Electromagnetism-beating, particles-gluing.
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SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

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Postby Forthur » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:21 pm UTC

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Postby Kawa » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:22 pm UTC

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Postby SecondTalon » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:24 pm UTC

I am a god. Hole removing, matter restoring.
heuristically_alone wrote:I want to write a DnD campaign and play it by myself and DM it myself.
heuristically_alone wrote:I have been informed that this is called writing a book.

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Postby ZeroSum » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:32 pm UTC

I think invoking godhood goes against the spirit of the game, but...

I am the Snarl. Chaos-empowered, God-destroying.

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(Edit: whoops, too late)
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Postby Okita » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

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Postby Okita » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:10 pm UTC

I am a city, infrastructure creating, obsolete making.
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Postby Joseph » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:13 pm UTC

I am progress, ever generating obsolescence and rendering irrelevant the minor gods and major monoliths of each and every age.

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Postby Okita » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:25 pm UTC

I am revolution, arms wielding, beauracracy overthrowing.
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Postby Kawa » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:31 pm UTC

I am corruption, laying in the wake of your so-called "revolution," denying the people of the revolution's original intentions.
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Postby Graham's Number » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:51 pm UTC

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Postby Kawa » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:00 pm UTC

I am amendments to the constitution, reforming, removing contradictions and inserting new freedoms.
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Postby Graham's Number » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:05 pm UTC

I am the corrupt politician, constitution amendment ignoring, making people do as I please.
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Postby Okita » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:43 am UTC

I am the Federal Bureau of Investigation, politician investigating, corruption crimes stopping.
"I may or may not be a raptor. There is no way of knowing until entering a box that I happen to be in and then letting me sunder the delicious human flesh from your body in reptile fury."

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Postby Zohar » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:12 pm UTC

I am the budget, fund-diverting, resource-depleting.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby Okita » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:54 pm UTC

I am the rich uncle, eccentric living, money giving.

(It sort of doesn't fit ...but there's no real anti-budget stuff 'cept more politicians which would result in recursion. That's beauracracy summed up anyway).
"I may or may not be a raptor. There is no way of knowing until entering a box that I happen to be in and then letting me sunder the delicious human flesh from your body in reptile fury."

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Postby Zohar » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:26 pm UTC

I am cancer, uncle-killing, last will activating.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby Okita » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:39 pm UTC

I am a lawyer, will analyzing, superseding right to get $$$ giving.
"I may or may not be a raptor. There is no way of knowing until entering a box that I happen to be in and then letting me sunder the delicious human flesh from your body in reptile fury."

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Postby Zohar » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:15 pm UTC

(damn it, almost nothing can beat a lawyer!)

I am a judge, justice-giving, lawyer-impeding.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby ZeroSum » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:15 pm UTC

I am a jury. Judge-nullifying, people-serving.

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Postby Zohar » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:21 pm UTC

I am Gene Hackman, jury-choosing, verdict-manipulating.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby Okita » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

I am John Cusack, stealthily plotting, jury manipulating.
"I may or may not be a raptor. There is no way of knowing until entering a box that I happen to be in and then letting me sunder the delicious human flesh from your body in reptile fury."

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Postby Zohar » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:34 pm UTC

I am room 1408, mind-bending, people-killing. (although it's not a good movie, I saw it last week and it's the first thing that popped to mind because of Cusack).
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby Okita » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:18 pm UTC

I am a molotov cocktail, cognac burning, room destroying.
"I may or may not be a raptor. There is no way of knowing until entering a box that I happen to be in and then letting me sunder the delicious human flesh from your body in reptile fury."

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