You must not kill flicky.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:04 pm UTC

*pokes his head out and sniffs the biscuits inquisitively*
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:27 pm UTC

The biscuits are perfectly safe. Just flour, sugar, butter, tear gas...
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:37 pm UTC

i don't kill flicky if he reports his pagetopper in Meta Pagetopping Game, The.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Vytron » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:47 am UTC

I shot flicky and leave him with a fatal wound. It's the loss of blood what kills him, not me Image
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:55 am UTC

That still means I'm dead :cry:
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby dudiobugtron » Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:21 am UTC

I give flicky a potion of immortality, to prevent the dying from blood loss. However it's only temporary immortality.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:18 pm UTC

I give flicky a pint of blood and cram him back into the indestructible lemon.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby eculc » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:12 pm UTC

I don't kill flicky with the gun from the "retcon convention" thread. IN THE FACE.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Vytron » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:19 pm UTC

I turn flicky into a vegetable, then I sing Wanna Be Startin' Somethin':

You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable
Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable
You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable
They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:11 pm UTC

I put flicky in the middle of a huge cage full of vicious carnivores, which is the safest place for a vegetable to be. As I am walking out of the cage my ankles and one shoulder are mauled and tasted.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:02 pm UTC

I maul and taste Dr. Diaphanous's ankles and shoulder.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Drowsy Turtle » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:34 pm UTC

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Pingouin7 » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:11 pm UTC

*Places flicky in that room a day earlier*
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Vytron » Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:36 pm UTC

I force flicky to commit suicide.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:04 pm UTC

I trick flicky into believing that he is Vytron, so he attempts suicide and kills Vytron.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:07 pm UTC

Dr. Diaphanous wrote:I trick flicky into believing that he is Vytron, so he attempts suicide and kills Vytron.

Hey, since when was my avatar a bird? I thought it was Santa in a thought bubble. I'm confused.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:16 am UTC

You and Vytron were dissociated personalities in the same body. Vytron controlled your body when you were asleep. When you committed suicide you shot yourself through the cheek, but the act of attempted suicide banished Vytron from your mind.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:59 pm UTC

Dr. Diaphanous wrote:You and Vytron were dissociated personalities in the same body. Vytron controlled your body when you were asleep. When you committed suicide you shot yourself through the cheek, but the act of attempted suicide banished Vytron from your mind.

The first rule of Fight Club is: do not make vague references to Fight Club in the xkcd forums.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:04 pm UTC

The second rule of Fight Club is: that is not the first rule of Fight Club, maninblack.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:43 pm UTC

The 34th rule of fight club is: There is porn of Fight Club
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:24 pm UTC

The 0th rule of fight club is: do not obey the following rules.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:27 pm UTC

The 0th rule of all books made into movies: The book was much, much better.

Case in point: Fight Club
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:32 pm UTC

The first rule of me is: I do not read the book.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:49 pm UTC

The first rule is: Thou shalt not eat the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:42 pm UTC

The first rule was invented in AD 1257. It was a football rule.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:38 pm UTC

The first rule of the tautology club is part of an xkcd comic.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:38 pm UTC

The first rule of he Universal Declaration of Human Rights is "All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood."
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby dudiobugtron » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:18 pm UTC

Interestingly, the first rule of this thread is "This thread is a safespace for flicky." - it's not merely that you must not kill flicky (which I guess is the Zeroth rule?)
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:10 pm UTC

The first rule of fight club shotokan karate competitions is "The competition area must be flat and devoid of hazard"
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Vytron » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:50 pm UTC

Dr. Diaphanous wrote:You and Vytron were dissociated personalities in the same body. Vytron controlled your body when you were asleep. When you committed suicide you shot yourself through the cheek, but the act of attempted suicide banished Vytron from your mind.


Yes, but I previously had secretly disguised myself as flicky and flicky as me, so he ended up dead.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:26 pm UTC

Luckily, Filcktron then realizes that that's not how mental illness actually works, because shooting yourself in the head to cure a split personality disorder is nothing short of retarded, and just goes to an insane asylum instead, where he's perfectly safe from harm (though Vytron still lies in wait inside him, plotting escape).
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:57 pm UTC

thecamoninja wrote:Luckily, Filcktron then realizes that that's not how mental illness actually works, because shooting yourself in the head to cure a split personality disorder is nothing short of retarded, and just goes to an insane asylum instead, where he's perfectly safe from harm (though Vytron still lies in wait inside him, plotting escape).


So that's why I lost my job as a psychiatrist.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby eculc » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:15 am UTC

I necrobump the thread to keep the thread (and by extension flicky) from dying.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:38 am UTC

I stab flicky with a knife made of butter.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:43 pm UTC

I cause flicky's compounds that are in pairs of optical isomers to become the other isomers in their respective pairs, but then I put him in a magical mirror world so it doesn't make a difference.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:30 am UTC

I feed flicky L-glucose
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:53 pm UTC

Dr. Diaphanous wrote:I stab flicky with a knife made of butter.

Eww, how did you know I hate butter?
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:24 am UTC

Butter's awesome! :x I need to go to the "You must kill flicky" thread now.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:40 pm UTC

I put flicky in a prison where there is nothing to eat except butter. I force feed flicky 4 sticks of butter a day.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Darvince » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:31 pm UTC

I nullify this thread.

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