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You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:49 pm UTC

This thread is a safespace for flicky.
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addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:56 pm UTC

Well I'll be!
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:01 pm UTC

It's almost like someone created this thread just to prevent you from killing one of his favorite forumites.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:06 pm UTC

It's a shame flicky is spelt wrong in the first post.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:07 pm UTC

Damnable typos. It has been fixed.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:09 pm UTC

It's supposed to be "flcuj-key".
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:17 pm UTC

This could be the single most pointless thread in the entire forums.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:19 pm UTC

Duck.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:20 pm UTC

Duck, indeed. This post contains words that have the forbidden letter.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:26 pm UTC

But as long as we don't let flicky die, we're obeying the rules.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:29 pm UTC

Hmmmm. Yeah, I spose there is only one rule in this thread.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Darvince » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:30 pm UTC

This is an impossible thread.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:37 pm UTC

That's impossible. How can we be in an impossible thread?
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:51 pm UTC

*enters*

Finally! I'm safe! I hope...
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Darvince » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:52 pm UTC

marionic wrote:That's impossible. How can we be in an impossible thread?

We can be in an impossible thread if this thread is not constrained by the laws of physics.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:02 pm UTC

This thread is not constrained by the laws of physics. It has only one law rule. Don't kill flicky. *shrugs*
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:03 pm UTC

So what can we do? Can I, for instance, kill anyone I want to?
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:05 pm UTC

As long as the person you want to kill is not flicky. Which is to say not you. I think every other action is allowed according to the rules rule of this thread.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
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If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:07 pm UTC

OK. *kills Darvince*
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:07 pm UTC

*grabs flicky and puts a gun to his head*

What are you gonna do about it, huh!? I'll do it, I swear I will! What's gonna stop me?! That's right, I'm gonna kill Flicky in the one thread where he can't be killed! What now, bitches!?
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:10 pm UTC

*jedi mind trick* You don't want to kill flicky.

*jedi mind trick* You want to go home and rethink your life.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:11 pm UTC

maninblack, it's not working! :cry:
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby RollingHead » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:12 pm UTC

*Graduates, becomes a successful biomedical laboratory technician, helps save Flicky's life*

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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:13 pm UTC

Can I ask exactly how a biomedical scientist will protect me from a crazy person with a gun to my head?
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:22 pm UTC

My hands tremble violently as I press the firearm more firmly against Flicky's skull. "You tricks won't work on me, maninblack!" I yell, voice quavering. Perspiration is visible on my brow. I shake Flicky hard with my left hand, which has his upper arm enclosed in a vice-like grip, and guide him backwards, stepping slowly away from maninblack. "I'm not fucking joking about this!" My finger tenses on the trigger of the gun, less then a second away from firing. Time seems to stop, the moment frozen, stretching out into eternity. Just before I squeeze that trigger and send the bullet flying on its inexorable path, my hand twitches. The muzzle of the gun, in the instant I fire, is no long aimed at Flicky: the bullet whizzes non lethally past his head, harming only the few stray hairs his that it grazes as it flies. Flicky, for now, is not dead, though I have given him a rather severe case of acute tinnitus.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Thesh » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:25 pm UTC

/me puts flicky into a coma where they will spend the rest of their life
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:25 pm UTC

Thesh wrote:/me puts flicky into a coma where they will spend the rest of their life

:( cheater
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:25 pm UTC

I feed flicky acid.

The acid is vinegar. It is on some chips. Enjoy!
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:27 pm UTC

Dr. Diaphanous wrote:I feed flicky acid.

The acid is vinegar. It is on some chips. Enjoy!

:D
More posts like this please.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:29 pm UTC

I feed flicky poison.

Sorry, I actually fed him poisson. You know, fish. To go with the chips.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Darvince » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:57 pm UTC

Is it a distribution?
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:01 pm UTC

Yes, I distribute the fish. Fish for all!
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:04 pm UTC

Flicky eating while in a coma. Hmmmm that sounds like a sure fire cause of obesity. Obesity can cause things like heart disease and diabetes both of which shorten life expectancy.

I put flicky (still in a coma) on a treadmill. Hilarity ensues.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:06 pm UTC

I carve "not a zombie" into flicky's flesh. We don't want any misunderstandings. Wait, that can cause infection. I sterilise the wounds by pouring bleach over flicky's face.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

Dr. Diaphanous wrote:I sterilise the wounds by pouring bleach over flicky's face.

Thanks... I guess...
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:29 pm UTC

Seeing as how he's in a coma, I figure Flicky won't mind if I turn his limp body into a hilarious flesh marionette.

Dance, Flicky, dance!
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:31 pm UTC

Upon hearing "Dance, Flicky, Dance!" I begin firing my revolver at flicky's feet. I don't hit him as he's dancing quite well.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:35 pm UTC

Woo, this is fun!

Spoiler:
By the way, who is imagining me as a person and who is imagining me as a bird when visualising all this? I imagine everyone as looking like their avatars.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:43 pm UTC

Continues firing. Pauses to reload. Commences firing.

Spoiler:
I'm picturing you as a person wearing a white t-shirt with your avatar on it. For serious. ... Also what do you picture when thinking about me, and my lack of avatar?
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
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Re: You must not kill flicky.

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:56 pm UTC

Spoiler:
I imagine flicky as himself, based of the photo on his youtube channel (It's linked in his signature! Not a stalker!)
Also I remember when you were a devious gentleman and a bellicose robot before you were a bird?

Maninblack: I visualise you as a man in his 30s wearing a black jacket and hat (like black hat guy's hat from xkcd).

Most people I don't really visualise if I don't have enough information (i.e. inanimate object avatar and no knowlegde of age/gender identity)


Yay! I'm in a signature! I haven't been in a signature before! I must thank flicky by continuing to protect him.

I tightly tourniquet flicky's legs, cutting off the blood supply. This prevents any risk of bleeding out if a bullet ruptures an artery. (It will also make his feet become necrotic and rotten. Oh well.)
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