You must kill flicky

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You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:57 pm UTC

This is not a safe place for flicky.

I kill flicky by hitting him with a crowbar.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:04 pm UTC

I kill flicky by shooting him in the head.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:05 pm UTC

I kill flicky with lasers.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:06 pm UTC

I kill flicky with kindness.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:07 pm UTC

I kill flicky with brotherly love.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:09 pm UTC

I kill flicky with a bear hug. That is I find a bear to "hug" him, and it crushes him.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:09 pm UTC

I kill flicky with MIB's explanation of a bear hug.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:11 pm UTC

I kill flicky with a wood chipper.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:13 pm UTC

maninblack wrote:I kill flicky with a wood chipper.


I kill flicky with references to movies about a state that shouldn't even exist!
I then call maninblack mr. pink and kill him for not tipping.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:15 pm UTC

I kill flicky with an ambiguous post.

I then kill freezeblade in an ambiguous way for killing MIB.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:16 pm UTC

I kill flicky accidentally shooting him in the face when the car we're riding in hits a bump.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Darvince » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:17 pm UTC

I kill flicky by nuking Britain. Bye marionic.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:18 pm UTC

I rise from the dead and kill flicky and Darvince by drowning them in the many flicky corpses we've made.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:20 pm UTC

I kill flicky by removing his heart from his chest, and showing it to him before he dies.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:21 pm UTC

I kill flicky by shooting first.

(then shooting greedo)
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:24 pm UTC

I kill flicky by throwing his 2-year old self off a bridge.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:24 pm UTC

I kill flicky in an epic light saber battle. (I'll let you pick which of the 6 movies that refers to.)
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:25 pm UTC

I kill flicky with 6 movies.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:26 pm UTC

I kill flicky with a cricket bat.


(what, how do you kill zombies?)
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:26 pm UTC

I kill flicky by running him over with a truck.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:30 pm UTC

I kill flicky by telling him my evil plan, tying him up, then leaving him on a slowly-lowering platform to be eaten by sharks (frickin lazer beams included), in closed room, totally ungarded.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Darvince » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:30 pm UTC

I kill flicky by posting in this thread.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:33 pm UTC

I kill flicky by showing him the "You must not kill flicky." thread to catch him off guard.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Darvince » Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:53 pm UTC

I kill flicky by polonium poisoning.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:01 pm UTC

I kill flicky by choking him with my bare hands.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:08 pm UTC

I force flicky to kill seven people and make horcruxes so that he can't be killed.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:17 pm UTC

I shoot flicky in the brain stem with a GAU-8 avenger anti-tank gatling cannon.

Edit: 4200 armour-piercing incendiary shells per minute should be able to sort out horcruxes if some puny old magic sword can.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:21 pm UTC

I kill a billion more flickies.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:24 pm UTC

I mourn the death of each an every one, promising that they will come back as vengeful ghosts to deal you justice.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:27 pm UTC

I lower flicky into molten steel.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Darvince » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:31 pm UTC

I violently murder 2.27 flickies.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:01 pm UTC

"flicky! no! I can't!". My voice is snatched away by the roar of the blizzard whipping across the seemingly boundless face of the mountain.
"You ... must". flicky's condition has worsened even in the last few minutes. His voice comes in thin gasps. "No ... use. Do it ... or we both die." His face is cold and white with strain, and the frost that rimes his cheeks refuses to melt. But his eyes show he knows that there is only one option. My utility knife appears, swiss steel dull in my gloved hand. The blade touches the rope between us. A nod. The knife moves, and fibres of the rope come loose. My mind is as numb as my frozen fingers as I cut.

A last motion, and the rope is severed, frayed ends streaming out into the night. For a second that will hang before me for as long as I live, our eyes meet for the final time, as flicky's failing grip crumbles the new ice on the handhold. Then he is falling, falling as he is swallowed up by the dense white infinity of that savage place.

I cling, motionless to the uncaring rock, staring down into nothing, for an age, as the storm howl relentlessly on. And my soul, my soul clings there still.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:09 pm UTC

I am suddenly a lightning bolt, striking flicky. Woah.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby XTCamus » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:19 pm UTC

Can I really? Oh, man, this is going to be sweet! How about I lock flicky in a room with no computer, and no way to play Forum Games? Then we can all watch as flicky slowly goes mad, and eventually chews off his own face.

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Postby Darvince » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:33 pm UTC

I snatch all possibility of sound from flicky, and then decrease the air pressure around him to 0.000000000012 pascals.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:41 pm UTC

I drop flicky into a vat of weasels.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:32 am UTC

I weasel flicky into a vat of drop bears
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:27 am UTC

XTCamus wrote:Can I really? Oh, man, this is going to be sweet! How about I lock flicky in a room with no computer, and no way to play Forum Games? Then we can all watch as flicky slowly goes mad, and eventually chews off his own face.


You don't know how to make flicky die. How about I lock flicky in a room with no computer, and no way to look at forums, comics, cartoons, or wikis? Then we can all watch as flicky slowly goes mad, and eventually chews off his own face. That's how it's done. :twisted:
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby thecamoninja » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:29 am UTC

I think a lack of computer kind of implies a lack of internet access in general
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby eculc » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:44 am UTC

well, who knows, maybe he has a smartphone or something.

I dunk flick into boiling oil.
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