Let us treat the above linked comic as a given.
Facebook automatically the usage of "<3" in posts and treats it as a heart, as in "I heart New York".
However, my position is that it looks more like testicles.
That is to suggest that:
(The spoilers are for ambiguities in my notation, as I know not how to work the Latex stuff.)
So I put forth this ridiculous conjecture: Can it be said that any number less than three has balls?
Of course, I'm just being silly and I can't get from the given to this point, and surely can't offer a proper proof, but uhh...could I get some help, just for shits and giggles?
Or are matters of the heart not for the math boards?