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ikrase wrote:I once made red fuming nitric acid.
Joeldi wrote:I only heard about this from a partially drunk friend, so can't vouch for it's accuracy, but it's a good story. The students were looking at a antibiotic resistant strain of Salmonella, and were using sharp-ended auto pipettes to transfer the culture. Instead of placing the beaker or whatever on the table, one of the pairs of students had one guy holding it in one hand, while the other guy held the pipette. The stories goes that he missed the beaker completely, jabbed the other guy in the hand and ended up injecting a precise quantity of super-bacteria directly into his blood-stream. And, as the story goes, he was never seen again.
That made me chuckle. Two questions:aptdude wrote:gluing two sodium chloride lenses together while trying to obtain an IR of super-glue.
meat.paste wrote:ikrase wrote:I once made red fuming nitric acid.
Wow.
Did you have a reason for it or was it just for fun? Did you nitrate anything interesting?
broken_escalator wrote:Everyone knows afros are a hard counter to petrification.
poxic wrote:When we're stuck, flailing, and afraid, that's usually when we're running into the limitations of our old ways of doing things. Something new is being born. Stick around and find out what it is.
sillybear25 wrote:But it's NPH, so it's creepy in the best possible way.
Shivahn wrote:I'm in your abstractions, burning your notions of masculinity.
Gear wrote:I'm not sure if it would be possible to constantly eat enough chocolate to maintain raptor toxicity without killing oneself.
Laserdan wrote:Once we were assigned the task to build polyphase current connectors, which come in "male" and "female". The socket in the wall was female, and we had to build extensions. Well, one brilliant co-ed who was quite tired and distracted that day built an extension that was male on both sides and for no known reason, plugged in one connector to the wall.
For also no known reason, someone else saw the other end lying arond and as someone asked him to "plug in the connector, please", he did. Of course, the one asking him meant another one, but there you go... It was only pieced together afterwards what happened.
Gear wrote:I'm not sure if it would be possible to constantly eat enough chocolate to maintain raptor toxicity without killing oneself.
cjmcjmcjmcjm wrote:If it can't be done in an 80x24 terminal, it's not worth doing
Meem1029 wrote:Heh, all these EE stories remind me of one from high school. We had a digital electronics class that was like 15 people with a super chill teacher, and had it sometimes in 2 locations and moved between them. This of course means that there wasn't always a teacher in the room to make sure we didn't do anything stupid. One person decided it would be a good idea to put an LED (you know, one of those 1.5V or so ones that you use in all sorts of little electronics things.
Spoiler alert: It wasn't. This was quite a few years back so I don't remember exactly what happened, but I do know that the LED was certainly not functional any longer and I believe in several pieces.
Gear wrote:I'm not sure if it would be possible to constantly eat enough chocolate to maintain raptor toxicity without killing oneself.
eSOANEM wrote:Laserdan wrote:Once we were assigned the task to build polyphase current connectors, which come in "male" and "female". The socket in the wall was female, and we had to build extensions. Well, one brilliant co-ed who was quite tired and distracted that day built an extension that was male on both sides and for no known reason, plugged in one connector to the wall.
For also no known reason, someone else saw the other end lying arond and as someone asked him to "plug in the connector, please", he did. Of course, the one asking him meant another one, but there you go... It was only pieced together afterwards what happened.
What actually happened. I think that if someone did that in our EE lab, it'd probably just flip the circuit breakers but it sounds as if something more dramatic happened.
Jplus wrote:It seems that some part of your post is missing.
cjmcjmcjmcjm wrote:If it can't be done in an 80x24 terminal, it's not worth doing
sillybear25 wrote:But it's NPH, so it's creepy in the best possible way.
Shivahn wrote:I'm in your abstractions, burning your notions of masculinity.
The EGE wrote:30 C water does not kill a fish. 35 C water does.
Joeldi wrote:I only heard about this from a partially drunk friend, so can't vouch for it's accuracy, but it's a good story. The students were looking at a antibiotic resistant strain of Salmonella, and were using sharp-ended auto pipettes to transfer the culture. Instead of placing the beaker or whatever on the table, one of the pairs of students had one guy holding it in one hand, while the other guy held the pipette. The stories goes that he missed the beaker completely, jabbed the other guy in the hand and ended up injecting a precise quantity of super-bacteria directly into his blood-stream. And, as the story goes, he was never seen again.
broken_escalator wrote:Everyone knows afros are a hard counter to petrification.
poxic wrote:When we're stuck, flailing, and afraid, that's usually when we're running into the limitations of our old ways of doing things. Something new is being born. Stick around and find out what it is.
What's an AUC?Karantalsis wrote:Also an old style AUC with a mercury resevoir open to the air.
Carnildo wrote:The EGE wrote:30 C water does not kill a fish. 35 C water does.
Should have turned it up to 100C. That way, you'd at least get some use out of the fish.
MichiK wrote:Then, in the physics lab course in the following semester, we had to measure the adiabatic exponent of carbon dioxide. We hat one bottle of CO2 and two groups carrying out several measurements in a row, so we just left the bottle open and hung the pipe out of the window instead of getting up and turning the valve every minute. After some 20 minutes or so, the valve was cold. So cold, that there was already some layer of ice on it. So cold and icy, that we weren't able to turn it any more. Oops. Well, a hair dryer saved the day.
Garry Go wrote:First Biochemistry lab of the semester at university: I wasn't paying attention and broke a graduated cylinder pulling it out of the drawer. On the bright side they didn't make me pay for anything.
pyronius wrote:man, i can't tell you how often i see people break cylinders, beakers, flasks, etc. i didn't think much of it before, but then i began to consider doing a bit of home chemistry for fun. the prices on some of those things... dear god... fortunately a large state school always has money to blow even in a huge budget deficit so long as its done in small increments.
A whole crucible? What do you do with them?TychoMaudd wrote:We've got Pt crucibles no bigger than a thimble that cost over $1000 each.
Jorpho wrote:A whole crucible? What do you do with them?TychoMaudd wrote:We've got Pt crucibles no bigger than a thimble that cost over $1000 each.
JayDee wrote:"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole Dinosaur."
So is the Pt used for its high melting temperature or something? Normally I would associate its use with some sort of catalysis.TychoMaudd wrote:They generally get used for USP/NF ID test for silicon dioxide. It involves heating the sample and potassium carbonate in a Pt crucible until they melt together, then adding in 2 mL of a colorimetric test reagent once it cools. Seeing how expensive they are, we get the smallest ones that are suitable. A larger, more normal sized crucible would be upwards of $5000.Jorpho wrote:A whole crucible? What do you do with them?TychoMaudd wrote:We've got Pt crucibles no bigger than a thimble that cost over $1000 each.
A fire extinguisher can be just as bad when it comes to flammable metals, depending on the extinguisher. A special Class D unit is sometimes called for.TychoMaudd wrote:Thankfully at least some of the students knew what to do and how to use a fire extinguisher.
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