## Physics Version 2.1.2

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icdfeddie
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### Re: Physics Version 2.1.2

imatrendytotebag wrote:Note; to differentiate this from the previous comic, you might want to make the layout a little different. Maybe show it on a mac computer, or have the actual program running in the background (this gives you more opportunities for humor- ie you could have a little 'remove entropy' button etc.) or something else to give it a little pizazz.

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### Re: Physics Version 2.1.2

Fixed glitch in tension routines... perfectly rigid poles and inelastic wires should now be usable as intended.

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### Re: Physics Version 2.1.2

Revamped back-end of nuclear subroutines; they should be substantially simpler now. In addition, we've implemented several examples of materials in the "island of stability" for the player-base to test.

(not posted in the patch message: this also messes with the liquid drop approximation, resonance peaks, and changes magic numbers...)
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### Re: Physics Version 2.1.2

-Added ability to have any two contradictory theories battle to the death for deciding which is right (in the case of Relativity vs Quantum Mechanics low blows have been enabled due to inconclusive results last time).
-Perpetual motion generators available for a small fee.
-Heisenberg's uncertainty principal extended to include macroscopic items (looking at things now causes them to accelerate randomly, and measuring speed now makes things disappear).
Behold, the unimaginable power of pi

[imath]\pi[/imath]i

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kevinbrown
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### Re: Physics Version 2.1.2

solving equations by adding new dimensions is now extended beyond string theory to include mechanics. (college freshmen rejoice).