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Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
Neuman wrote:Well yeah. If they lurked where you did expect them they'd be pretty lousy ninjas.

Rentsy wrote:The only things I can think of that are dangerous solely because of their structural properties are prions.
John Hodgman wrote:...while the truth may be stranger than fiction, it is never as strange as lies . . . or as true.
++$_ wrote:You have to be really careful. Things labeled "75% ethanol" often contain methanol, which you definitely don't want to consume.
John Hodgman wrote:...while the truth may be stranger than fiction, it is never as strange as lies . . . or as true.
mollusk wrote:++$_ wrote:You have to be really careful. Things labeled "75% ethanol" often contain methanol, which you definitely don't want to consume.
True. You'd definitely want to make it yourself. Most lab supply companies sell 200 proof alcohol w/o additives. On the other hand, I'm still not sure why anyone would want to actually do this.
There are residual traces of benzene in a lot of things. Apple juice, for instance.tantalum wrote:If I remember correctly, the most popular method by which they produce 200proof ethanol is azeotropic removal of water with benzene... leading to residual traces of benzene in the resulting ethanol. Your particular provider of 200proof ethanol might use another method to remove water, but... you have been warned.
Izawwlgood wrote:DNA is fragile, and when removed from it's 'native' environment of the cell nucleus, rapidly breaks down. Eating DNA is safe. As for whatever you extracted the DNA in, that's another matter entirely (e.g. chloroform and phenol are used in DNA extractions)
Jorpho wrote:If it were purified properly, mightn't it be predicted to taste sour, like acids generally do? Or is that generalization too broad?
I'm surprised no-one's brought up fellatio yet.
Oh, wait, I just did.
++$_ wrote:You have to be really careful. Things labeled "75% ethanol" often contain methanol, which you definitely don't want to consume.
BlackSails wrote: Carboyxlic acids are usually sour, I dont know if that extends for inorganic acids, like phosphoric acid.
That particular article doesn't seem to suggest that the samples tested contained "non-trace" amounts of mercury (which makes it seem like rather shoddy reporting, really). I also rather like how it says that the chemicals in question are "primarily used by the high fructose corn syrup industry" without saying whether they're actually used to produce HFCS.Meteorswarm wrote:It should be noted that HCl (and NaOH) are often produced via electrolysis in mercury and contain non-trace amounts of mercury.
Zamfir wrote:Yeah, that's a good point. Everyone is all about presumption of innocence in rape threads. But when Mexican drug lords build APCs to carry their henchmen around, we immediately jump to criminal conclusions without hard evidence.
Izawwlgood wrote:
And you know, mass stupidity.
I think the GMO food craze is a bit different from this. People aren't worried they'll eat a spliced gene and grow a third eye, they're worried the spliced gene won't behave as intended and the food group as a whole will be tainted in a way we don't yet understand.
Waffles to space = 100% pure WIN.
Zamfir wrote:Yeah, that's a good point. Everyone is all about presumption of innocence in rape threads. But when Mexican drug lords build APCs to carry their henchmen around, we immediately jump to criminal conclusions without hard evidence.
Waffles to space = 100% pure WIN.
Waffles to space = 100% pure WIN.
Actaeus wrote:When I saw this I thought "DNA" was a euphemism for... y'know... genetic material.
Okay, I didn't mention it by name, but yes, I meant semen.wst wrote:I'm surprised no-one's brought up fellatio.
idobox wrote:So how do you call a protein with the right sequence of amino acids, but not the right folding?
idobox wrote:or a precursor protein that could not be used because an enzyme is lacking?
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