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Giant Speck
Panonadin wrote:SexyTalon wrote: Panonadin wrote: I never said her avatar was creepy, I was implying that garm's avatar was SO NOT CREEPY that even a happy fox is creepier.
For the record, it's..
a kinda silly fox. I am so fucking fired tomorrow.
I hope you're not serious.
Also, this was blocked at my work, too. I don't know why I clicked it, though; I had already seen it at home.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing.
Giant Speck
Bouncy Sex Marshmallow
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Panonadin
Well no I'm not "fired tomorrow" but it sure wouldn't look good.
addams wrote: This forum has some very well educated people typing away in loops with Sourmilk. He is a lucky Sourmilk.
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Menacing Spike
This is happening more and more often:
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Giant Speck
Panonadin wrote:Well no I'm not "fired tomorrow" but it sure wouldn't look good.
I don't mind when it gets blocked for "social/blogging" or "forums" or "file hosting" etc. I just don't like it "looking" like I was intentially attempting to browse anything nude at work.
I don't think you have much to worry about unless for some reason your company has hired someone to log the blocked websites people are viewing.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing.
Giant Speck
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Menacing Spike
They could very easily automate it
From:
Bot@Company.com To:
Guy.That.Fires.People@Company.com Subject: Automated Alert
$dude tried to access a website classified as "Non-consensual Horseporn" on 20/12/2012 18h47 GMT.
It's likely their filter has an option like that.
Menacing Spike
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SecondTalon
And those are likely hit with automatic rules that shove them off in a folder somewhere so IT doesn't have to look at them unless it's a problem.
"When
Archie is too progressive for you, that's how science identifies you as an earlier species" -
Luke McKinney, Cracked.com Honestly, if you're talking BBQ and 'a guy in a parking lot' isn't part of the conversation, something's wrong."
SecondTalon
SexyTalon
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emceng
Ahh, spam. Is there no logic to your messages?
When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. - CS Lewis
emceng
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The Cat
The Cat
came back
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Lawsome
Is my av cool?
Spoiler:
Quizatzhaderac wrote: Rosewinsall wrote: DOWN WITH CERTAINTY!
Are you certain of that?
Moose Anus wrote: I let my wife think I'm watching porn in the bathroom late at night, but I'm really playing Dwarf Fortress instead.
Lawsome
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The Cat
I just wrapped a bandana around my head! Funny thing is, it's the same bandana I've been carrying around for years. I'm sure the low point for the bandana was toilet paper top o Yosemite tundra day 10, but I digress. This fkn bandana is gonna be my last shoe shine rag in this world.
The Cat
came back
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Giant Speck
Huzzah!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing.
Giant Speck
Bouncy Sex Marshmallow
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ShootTheChicken
The Cat wrote: I just wrapped a banana around my head! Funny thing is, it's the same banana I've been carrying around for years. I'm sure the low point for the banana was toilet paper top o Yosemite tundra day 10, but I digress. This fkn banana is gonna be my last shoe shine rag in this world.
SexyTalon wrote: the Hot Freshness of Wicked Classic.
ShootTheChicken
Best. Cheerleader. Ever.
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The Scyphozoa
Lawsome wrote: Is my av cool?
As in, avatar?
Yeah, I like it.
bigglesworth wrote: And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.
doogly wrote: murder is a subset of being mean
The Scyphozoa
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Роберт
Menacing Spike wrote: http://forums.xkcd.com is now the first result for "Nonconsensual horseporn"!
And your post will only help, I'm sure.
addams wrote: Politics is hard. I can't do it.
Роберт
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The Cat
Oh, F.
The Cat
came back
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emceng
Роберт wrote: Menacing Spike wrote: http://forums.xkcd.com is now the first result for "Nonconsensual horseporn"!
And your post will only help, I'm sure.
Ahh, a great reason to bump it. I need more laughs! We should restart that jokefest from earlier in the thread.
A fool and his ass are soon parted.
When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. - CS Lewis
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broken_escalator
When life gives you ass, demand to see lifes manager.
broken_escalator
They're called stairs
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eran_rathan
broken_escalator wrote: When life gives you ass, demand to see lifes manager.
"I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible ass that burns your house down!"
"Greyarcher":Trying to build a proper foundation for knowledge is blippery.
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The Scyphozoa
Welp, looks like I'd better get the tear gas.
bigglesworth wrote: And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.
doogly wrote: murder is a subset of being mean
The Scyphozoa
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TimelordSimone
The Scyphozoa wrote: Welp, looks like I'd better get the tear ass.
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Whelan
TimelordSimone wrote: The Scyphozoa wrote: Welp, looks like I'd better get the ear ass.
"I like to be understood whenever I open my mouth; I have a horror of blinding people with science"- Richard Dawkins
Weeks wrote: TaintedDeity wrote: And all I get is this tame space dragon. Where's my recognition?!
A tame dragon is its own reward.
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Noc
Whelan wrote: TimelordSimone wrote: The Scyphozoa wrote: Welp, looks like I'd better get the bear ass.
I still need three more of 'em for this quest. Have you given up?
Noc
Put on his robe and wizard hat ALL NIGHT LONG
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Josephine
Does nobody remember the Great Ass Pun Storm of page 1556?
Belial wrote: Listen, what I'm saying is that he committed a felony with a zoo animal.
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darknut
oh the asstalgia
something somthing, i dont know, whatever
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tastelikecoke
Make sure you get the quest first, so you will actually collect Bear Ass [Quest Item] and not Bear Ass [Consumable].
tastelikecoke
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The Scyphozoa
Josephine wrote: Does nobody remember the Great Ass Pun Storm of page 1556?
Yes! That is PRECISELY why I am worried!
bigglesworth wrote: And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.
doogly wrote: murder is a subset of being mean
The Scyphozoa
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Jumble
Warning! The storm returns! Ass-ume defensive positions!
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote: You're a demon! DEMON!!!!
Oregonaut wrote: CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote: Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.
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OBrien
This butt-er be good.
Spelling and grammar can go screw themselves.
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Eseell
The Scyphozoa wrote: Josephine wrote: Does nobody remember the Great Ass Pun Storm of page 1556?
Yes! That is PREC-ASS-LY why I am worried!
FTFY
"Math is hard work and it occupies your mind -- and it doesn't hurt to learn all you can of it, no matter what rank you are; everything of any importance is
founded on mathematics ." - Robert A. Heinlein
Eseell
George
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felltir
I ass-ked you guys not to do this shit again, butt you had to do it. I'll get to the bottom of this mess though.(I have a posterior motive.)
Spoiler:
RoadieRich wrote: He's a super flexible furry martial artist from London. She is a Rabbit breeding mad scientist from Michigan. They fight crime!
The Great Hippo wrote: I THINK THE SOLAR SYSTEM MIGHT BE AN ATOM OF OXYGEN.
Blog
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poxic
Bummer.
TEAM SHIVAHN
Yeah, 25,000 politicians is probably too much so it's best to keep it at 3.
poxic
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You, sir, name?
Ok, so you know of the
pacific garbage patch , right? I find it pretty alarming. Not because it kills the wildlife, but because it's a soup consisting of plastic particulates and polymers, assorted micro-orgamisms and water, and being in the middle of the pacific, there's no shortage of sunlight shining down in this soup. You couldn't construct a more beneficial environment for plastic-eating microorganisms to evolve if you tried.
If plastic suddenly started to rot like wood, we would have somewhat of a problem on our hands.
You, sir, name?
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The Scyphozoa
It might not be so bad. I mean, yeah, almost all technology in the world would fall apart, but hey! We just made plastic biodegradable!
bigglesworth wrote: And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.
doogly wrote: murder is a subset of being mean
The Scyphozoa
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Jumble
But then our modern, plastic-based world would begin to to dis-ass-emble. (sorry to butt in).
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote: You're a demon! DEMON!!!!
Oregonaut wrote: CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote: Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.
Jumble
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The Scyphozoa
So, this picture:
I know it's supposed to be Nicholas Cage but all I can see is Eric Idle!
bigglesworth wrote: And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.
doogly wrote: murder is a subset of being mean
The Scyphozoa
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You, sir, name?
So the great assening has awakened from it's slumber.
You, sir, name?
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SlyReaper
The Scyphozoa wrote: it's supposed to be Nicholas Cage
It looks nothing like him...
I put up my thumb ... and my thumb blotted out ... Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small." Neil Armstrong 1930-2012
SlyReaper
inflatable
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poxic
Damn, ninja'd. Oh well.
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TEAM SHIVAHN
Yeah, 25,000 politicians is probably too much so it's best to keep it at 3.
poxic
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