HarleyQuinn wrote:I really want to take a shower, but I know I'll freeze over as soon as I leave the nice hot water.
Solution: Stay in the shower until your skin falls off. It's pleasant, if a little freaky.
SocksyTalon wrote:Fun is quietly and calmly explaining the content of an M rated game to a mother as their 8 year old stands behind them miming "PLEASE DON'T TELL HER ABOUT ALL THE COOL SHIT BECAUSE SHE WON'T BUY IT FOR ME! PLEASE!!!"
At first, I thought you were being sarcastic, but the idea grows on me the more I think about it.
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I has fake chocolate, which is much nicer than real chocolate. Yay me!