HarleyQuinn wrote:1. I love you, but goddamn, there's something that isn't right. I think it's me, but that's beside the point. We're still a "we." I do love you, I can't deny it.
2. You're my best friend, in all seriousness. I'm not physically attracted to you, and that sort of ruins your plan to simply wait until 1's out of the picture.
3. I wasn't really supposed to like you, but I do. That's prolly what's wrong with 1, being my fault, as stated. Thanks for stabbing me in the back, though. I won't forget that.
4. Don't tempt me, I'm taken. You also complicate things with 2.
5. I don't even know you, but I would gladly spend all day hugging you.
6. Nice job being totally unrelated to 1-5. Nice job being interested in what's going on in my life. Nice job being a friend. Nice job popping back in randomly.
5 is David Bowie?