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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:39 pm UTC

All work and no ass makes Jack a dull boy.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:41 pm UTC

Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as asses.
tenet |ˈtenit|
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby nehpest » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:41 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:All work and no ass makes Jack a dull boy.


Asstopper, congrats.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby OBrien » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:44 pm UTC

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were Voodoo
The kids was just crass, he was the naz
With God given arse
He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar.

No, wait...
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:44 pm UTC

I must not ass. Ass is the mind-killer. Ass is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my ass. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the ass has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:44 pm UTC

With great ass comes great responsibility.
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TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:46 pm UTC

The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my ass.
tenet |ˈtenit|
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby OBrien » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:48 pm UTC

Oregonaut wrote:I must not ass. Ass is the mind-killer. Ass is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my ass. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the ass has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:57 pm UTC

It was the best of ass, it was the worst of ass.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:58 pm UTC

The enemy's ass is down.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:00 pm UTC

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ass.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:00 pm UTC

*would make a Winnie-the-Pooh joke, but it would be beneath her*
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.

οὗτός ἐστιν Ἀγαμέμνων, ἐμὸς
πόσις, νεκρὸς δὲ τῆσδε δεξιᾶς χερός
ἔργον δικαίας τέκτονος. τάδ’ ὧδ’ ἔχει.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Moo » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:00 pm UTC

Now join your hands, and with your hands your ass.
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:00 pm UTC

The hundred acre ass?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Dargon Cophe » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:02 pm UTC

An ass in the hand is better than two in the ass?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby OBrien » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:05 pm UTC

[australian accents]
Chopper: Look, you're not still angry at me about the arse, are you?
Neville Bartos: Nah, forget about it.
Chopper: Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your arse. Remember?
Neville Bartos: Forget about it. All right?
Chopper: I mean, what the bloody hell were you doing getting lippy at me with a bloody shotgun? I had a bloody loaded shotgun.
Neville Bartos: The arse is okay, all right?
[/australian accents]
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Moo » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:06 pm UTC

I'll get you my pretty...and your little ass too!
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby OBrien » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:08 pm UTC

Angels don't make arse, angels are arse!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:09 pm UTC

Frankly my dear, I don't give an ass.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:09 pm UTC

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its ass.
tenet |ˈtenit|
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby RetSpline » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:10 pm UTC

An sufficiently advanced ass is indistinguishable from magic.

Oh, goodness, look at my... ass, I've gotta go.

Asses? Look, mate, you know who has a lot of asses? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with golf trophies. Professionals have standards.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby OBrien » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:11 pm UTC

Lostdreams wrote:Frankly my dear, I don't give an ass.

Already done that.

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's - all - the same to me
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Arse Of Spades!
The Arse Of Spades!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:12 pm UTC

When you wish upon an ass, makes no difference who you are...
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Thesh » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:12 pm UTC

This joke gets funnier every ass.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:13 pm UTC

My precioassss
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:14 pm UTC

Dave: Open the pod bay ass, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:18 pm UTC

Thesh wrote:This joke gets funnier every ass.


It's reaching critical ass!
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Whelan » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:20 pm UTC

Beware, for the devil hath power to assume a pleasing ass.
"I like to be understood whenever I open my mouth; I have a horror of blinding people with science"- Richard Dawkins
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:21 pm UTC

Where do I begin to tell the story of how great an ass can be
The sweet love story that is older than the sea
The simple truth about the ass she brings to me
Where do I start

With her first hello she gave a meaning to this empty ass of mine
There'd never be another ass another time
She came into my ass and made the living fine
She fills my ass

She fills my ass with very special things
With angel songs, with wild imaginings
She fills my ass with so much love
That any where I go
I'm never lonely
With her along who could be lonely
I reach for her ass. It’s always there

...

There. You can't possibly one-up that. Now can we get back to FT-ing?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:23 pm UTC

RetSpline wrote:Oh, goodness, look at my... ass, I've gotta go.

[Your avatar is very fitting.]
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Zarq » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:29 pm UTC

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Ass
You rang?

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:30 pm UTC

I'm sorry, Bel-Air topped you. Couldn't hold a candle. Jacked the thread for the past fo-
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:32 pm UTC

Hey, guys? Has anybody seen Oregonaut around?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Giant Speck » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:34 pm UTC

Oregowho?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:35 pm UTC

Huh. Could've sworn he was just here. Oh well.

I'm...dreaming of an ass Christmas...
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Dargon Cophe » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:37 pm UTC

Heroes from The Realm of Ass! I will not allow it to end this way, not yet.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Moo » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:38 pm UTC

Zarq wrote:Now this is a story all about how
My ass got flipped-turned upside down
FTFA?
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby SecondTalon » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:38 pm UTC

The Girl who played Samara in The Ring and was of the appropriate age is 20 years old now. Same as Jonathan Lipnicki

...

Huh. Time marches on. Go figure.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Moo » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:40 pm UTC

We're no strangers to ass... you know the ass, and so do I.
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:41 pm UTC

Did you just ass-roll us?
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