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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby DaBigCheez » Wed May 11, 2011 5:00 pm UTC

A is often tinged with red? The Scarlet Letter?

And yeah, a friend of mine from college had synesthesia between sounds and tastes; evidently some people's voices are much tastier than others, and he didn't mind us asking how our voices tasted :)

(Anyone else think the basic smiley looks kind of arrogant/challenging? It looks to me more like a >:) than a :)...)
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby roband » Wed May 11, 2011 5:05 pm UTC

Yep, the simple.Smiley.looks.a bit sinister.with the.images on

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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Oregonaut » Wed May 11, 2011 5:55 pm UTC

I'm happy. I just got to tell someone that I would slap the taste clean the fuck out of their mouth, and they walked away laughing at my delivery.

Ah that was a good feeling.

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Postby The Cat » Wed May 11, 2011 10:31 pm UTC

Moon Shadow is a good bridge player.

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Postby SamaraLexx » Wed May 11, 2011 11:28 pm UTC

That Michael Bolton/Lonely Island song is actually kinda catchy.

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Postby elminster » Thu May 12, 2011 1:03 am UTC

As the holy bible says, Ezekiel 23:20 - "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
Clearly there is great guidance to be found in these words, heed them and prosper.
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Postby Deva » Thu May 12, 2011 1:19 am UTC

Imagines a third-human, third-donkey, third-horse creature. Manhorsedonkey: beast of lusty burdens.
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Postby Tinman42 » Thu May 12, 2011 1:50 am UTC

Deva wrote:Imagines a third-human, third-donkey, third-horse creature. Manhorsedonkey: beast of lusty burdens.


distant cousin of manbearpig?
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Postby emceng » Thu May 12, 2011 1:52 am UTC

Hmmm. Anyone ever eat expired yogurt? I visited Searing Gas Pain Land last night, and I am wondering if it is attributable to yogurt a week past it's date.
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Postby Deva » Thu May 12, 2011 2:19 am UTC

Tinman42 wrote:distant cousin of manbearpig?

Depends which third you focus upon.
emceng wrote:Hmmm. Anyone ever eat expired yogurt? I visited Searing Gas Pain Land last night, and I am wondering if it is attributable to yogurt a week past it's date.

Has not consumed any such thing (to my knowledge). Would say that your first instinct is probably correct, however.
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Postby Ouch.jars » Thu May 12, 2011 2:23 am UTC

SamaraLexx wrote:Why am I completely overwhelmed by the thought of grocery shopping?


Ketchup... Catsup... Ketchup... Catsup... :?
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Postby You, sir, name? » Thu May 12, 2011 3:28 am UTC

Wohoo, I'm gonna have a dentist drilling in my face tomorrow.

Fuck you, aching tooth. No more tooth ache from you. Well, after tomorrow's procedure, that is. I wonder if I'll have it pulled. It is a wisdom tooth, after all, and they're no good. But on the other hand, pulling teeth is about as pleasant as setting your face on fire and then attempting to extinguish the fire by beating it with a hammer, so I don't know.
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Postby SurgicalSteel » Thu May 12, 2011 3:30 am UTC

Ouch.jars wrote:
SamaraLexx wrote:Why am I completely overwhelmed by the thought of grocery shopping?


Ketchup... Catsup... Ketchup... Catsup... :?
Are you here to help me with my ketchup problem?

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Postby tastelikecoke » Thu May 12, 2011 3:56 am UTC

kætʃʌp?

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Postby Ouch.jars » Thu May 12, 2011 4:37 am UTC

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Postby Kewangji » Thu May 12, 2011 8:40 am UTC

I drank Turkish yogurt once. (Context: I was, let's say supervising, a bunch of ninth-graders and the place had just been sponsored by some yogurt company, and all the kids were drinking it so I decided to give it a try…). I would rather have expired yogurt than repeat that.
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Postby Viae » Thu May 12, 2011 9:02 am UTC

Kewangji wrote:I drank Turkish yogurt once. (Context: I was, let's say supervising, a bunch of ninth-graders and the place had just been sponsored by some yogurt company, and all the kids were drinking it so I decided to give it a try…). I would rather have expired yogurt than repeat that.

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Postby The Cat » Thu May 12, 2011 11:26 am UTC

I think Cat Stevens/Yusuf is a good face for the Muslim community. He's got a little street cred. with the Jesus camp characters........Nice bridge.

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Postby Drumheller769 » Thu May 12, 2011 1:49 pm UTC

Expired, or bad diary products can cause your digestive system to feel like you have ingested acid and a bag of rabid mice trying to eat their way out of you. I have experienced the pain...not fun.
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Oregonaut » Thu May 12, 2011 1:50 pm UTC

Drumheller769 wrote:Expired, or bad diary products can cause your digestive system to feel like you have ingested acid and a bag of rabid mice trying to eat their way out of you. I have experienced the pain...not fun.

Ginger does that to me.
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Postby broken_escalator » Thu May 12, 2011 2:10 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:Wohoo, I'm gonna have a dentist drilling in my face tomorrow.

Bigdaddy dentist?

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Postby Oregonaut » Thu May 12, 2011 2:22 pm UTC

broken_escalator wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:Wohoo, I'm gonna have a dentist drilling in my face tomorrow.

Bigdaddy dentist?

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Postby broken_escalator » Thu May 12, 2011 2:34 pm UTC

Yay bioshock!!
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Triangle_Man » Thu May 12, 2011 4:37 pm UTC

Yes.

Those comics are fucking amazing.

Thank you.

Also, I saw someone on another thread refer to Liberal Arts programs as 'useless'. What would bring this opinion on?
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Postby maninblack » Thu May 12, 2011 5:57 pm UTC

Ouch.jars wrote:
SamaraLexx wrote:Why am I completely overwhelmed by the thought of grocery shopping?


Ketchup... Catsup... Ketchup... Catsup... :?

iirc they are all Ketchup now. Ketchup was once trademarked or copyrighted er summat, but that has since run out.

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Postby Von Haus » Thu May 12, 2011 6:03 pm UTC

Triangle_Man wrote:Also, I saw someone on another thread refer to Liberal Arts programs as 'useless'. What would bring this opinion on?

The person in question being a silly.
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Postby SecondTalon » Thu May 12, 2011 6:05 pm UTC

maninblack wrote:
Ouch.jars wrote:
SamaraLexx wrote:Why am I completely overwhelmed by the thought of grocery shopping?


Ketchup... Catsup... Ketchup... Catsup... :?

iirc they are all Ketchup now. Ketchup was once trademarked or copyrighted er summat, but that has since run out.
*cough*.
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby broken_escalator » Thu May 12, 2011 6:08 pm UTC

Von Haus wrote:
Triangle_Man wrote:Also, I saw someone on another thread refer to Liberal Arts programs as 'useless'. What would bring this opinion on?

The person in question being a silly.


Everything is useless in the Matrix.

Also, different people value different things. Like they may think liberal arts programs are pointless, but I think most fetishes are creepy as fuck. And that's what separates us and animals. The fetishes I mean, not the liberal arts programs.

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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Tinman42 » Thu May 12, 2011 6:13 pm UTC

broken_escalator wrote:
Von Haus wrote:
Triangle_Man wrote:Also, I saw someone on another thread refer to Liberal Arts programs as 'useless'. What would bring this opinion on?

The person in question being a silly.


Everything is useless in the Matrix.

Also, different people value different things. Like they may think liberal arts programs are pointless, but I think most fetishes are creepy as fuck. And that's what separates us and animals. The fetishes I mean, not the liberal arts programs.


What about fetishes for Liberal arts program majors?
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Postby broken_escalator » Thu May 12, 2011 6:13 pm UTC

Now you're just crossing the line!!!

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Postby Deva » Thu May 12, 2011 6:17 pm UTC

maninblack wrote:Screech: is queue the only english word that contains a string of two repeated leters ("ue" is repeated)?

Can think of a few: vivisection, reread, titillate, memento.
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Postby nehpest » Thu May 12, 2011 6:19 pm UTC

maninblack wrote:
Ouch.jars wrote:
SamaraLexx wrote:Why am I completely overwhelmed by the thought of grocery shopping?


Ketchup... Catsup... Ketchup... Catsup... :?

iirc they are all Ketchup now. Ketchup was once trademarked or copyrighted er summat, but that has since run out.

Screech: is queue the only english word that contains a string of two repeated leters ("ue" is repeated)?


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Postby bigglesworth » Thu May 12, 2011 6:20 pm UTC

Yoyo.
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Postby broken_escalator » Thu May 12, 2011 6:21 pm UTC

Don't forget a muumuu!

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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby podbaydoor » Thu May 12, 2011 6:37 pm UTC

Aargrahroo?
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Postby maninblack » Thu May 12, 2011 7:28 pm UTC

Wow. Open Mouth insert both feet. I guess I'll shut of for while. That last post definately qualifies as FAIL.
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Postby SecondTalon » Thu May 12, 2011 7:30 pm UTC

maninblack wrote:Wow. Open Mouth insert both feet. I guess I'll shut of for while. That last post definately qualifies as FAIL.

Don't worry about it. If you took all the references I've missed and made foolish, serious remarks to on this forum alone and stacked them up you'd.. probably not have a lot as I'm not certain how bits and bytes can even be stacked and besides, hard drive plates are pretty thin and could easily hold all of them becau-... I digress. Point being, it's no big deal.

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Postby blue_eyedspacemonkey » Thu May 12, 2011 8:14 pm UTC

I really should stop eating bourbon biscuits, but om nom. Who needs willpower, anyway?
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Oregonaut » Thu May 12, 2011 8:16 pm UTC

blue_eyedspacemonkey wrote:I really should stop eating bourbon biscuits, but om nom. Who needs willpower, anyway?

//Glomps on blue-eyes.// You is share?
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Postby broken_escalator » Thu May 12, 2011 8:20 pm UTC

Oh no, Cher is here?!


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