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Postby madjo » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:14 pm UTC

edible condoms...
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Postby KicktheCAN » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:32 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:fuck sprinkles! I wanna ejaculate chocolate syrup!


It would be kind of hard to conceive children with that.
pollywog is awesome, that is all.
Addendum: Sethicus is also cool to the maximum.

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Postby Ketzerei » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:46 pm UTC

There are enough damn people in the world anyway.
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Postby Rodan » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:16 pm UTC

And crap cupcakes!

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Postby zenja72 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:23 pm UTC

My new French teacher:
a) 's face looks exactly like John Cleese's in Fawlty Towers, except with a beard.
b) says something that sounds like "je blag" a lot, and I don't want to know what it is because I want to keep enjoying the inside joke.

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Postby Rodan » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:27 pm UTC

Nice. "Pornodiablosex" is on the "fastest users" leader board.

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Postby Aeltar » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:39 pm UTC

Every time I see "John Cleese" I misread it as "John Cheese."
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Postby zenja72 » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:00 am UTC

I'm with you.

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Postby KicktheCAN » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:05 am UTC

I can not stop biting my lower lip and I do not know why.
pollywog is awesome, that is all.
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Postby fragsta » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:34 am UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:I can not stop biting my lower lip and I do not know why.


Nerves? Or are you aroused?

On a related note:

The guitar solo in Digital Love is so incredibly orgasmic.

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Postby Rodan » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:37 am UTC

Man, now I'm forced to say things in a Salad Fingers voice...

Hubert Cumberdale...
The Great War...
Might I ask where you keep your spoons?
You've gone all gooey...

I'm not Gay!

oops, that was Burnt Face Man...
thanks fragsta... :?

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Postby fragsta » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:44 am UTC

It's not my fault that you put a very unusual association between the word "orgasmic" and David Firth cartoons.

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Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:01 am UTC

@KicktheCAN: Isn't it nerves?

@Fragsta: It is entirely your fault. The victim is never to blame on xkcd.

:wink:

Unless it's funny.
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Postby KicktheCAN » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:50 am UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:@KicktheCAN: Isn't it nerves?


I do not know, after reading this thread I'm doing it again too. :P It is kind of like when you keep touching a sore tooth even though it hurts you, I'm bleeding a little bit but... I honestly do not know why...

Edit: I'm not really stressed, I just kind of want to bite away that bit of dead skin, for what reason I do not know.

Edit: You ever just get the urge to do something for now rational reason? It is like that.
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pollywog is awesome, that is all.
Addendum: Sethicus is also cool to the maximum.

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Postby Likpok » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:10 am UTC

Whenever I get into something, like a game, I start chewing. Once I finished a two hour starcraft game to find I had been chewing on my cheeks the whole time. Aggravating.

Also, I keep poking at a gorram canker sore on my lip.
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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:24 am UTC

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=194415#194415

This little gem from crazyjimbo is completely amazing. I just wanted to share that with the class.
Heyyy baby wanna kill all humans?

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Postby 22/7 » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:31 am UTC

Thanks, Meaux. This is why I keep you around...
Totally not a hypothetical...

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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:51 am UTC

No probalo.
Heyyy baby wanna kill all humans?

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Postby Bakemaster » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:47 am UTC

You still smell like pea souuuup!
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Postby GusPatsy » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:24 am UTC

Could Hawking radiation be the result of a level jump to a higher plane of existence? Like when electrons jump to a higher level in the cloud and give off light. Maybe there were a whole bunch of failed universes before ours that gave off Hawking radiation when they collapsed, losing some mass for the big bang of the next plane until, eventually it reached sustainable mass.
Maybe every time Stephen Hawking blinks an angel gets its wings, but also stands a good chance of getting cancer from the high level of exposure.
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GusPatsy wrote:I would like a title that references something I don't get, and would take hours to figure out, eventually leaving me disappointed.


"Sex"

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Postby fragsta » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:27 am UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:@Fragsta: It is entirely your fault. The victim is never to blame on xkcd.

:wink:

Unless it's funny.


So from now on I need to limit my usage of the word orgasmic, eh? Any others? Sumptuous? Interfiling? Pronouncement?

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Postby noouch » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:03 pm UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:
Rodan wrote:fuck sprinkles! I wanna ejaculate chocolate syrup!

It would be kind of hard to conceive children with that.

What if you had a dial that would let you choose between twelve exciting ejaculatory options. Would also work great as birth control...

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Postby Dingbats » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:11 pm UTC

WHY AM I A PATHETIC FUCKTARD?

There's this girl in my school that I'm a little interested in. We're taking one class together, so we kind of know each other a little. Today when I walked from the bus stop to school I saw her coming up from the side and walking like 30 meters ahead of me, and she most probably saw me too. She was walking a bit slower than me, so if I kept on walking in the same pace I would catch her up in a hundred meters. But then instead of just walking up to her and saying hi and having a conversation, I slowed down so I wouldn't catch her up. What kind of pathetic loser am I?? How the hell am I supposed to get her interested in me by avoiding her??

I was five minutes late for class too because of that. I hate myself. :x :(

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Postby MFHodge » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:28 pm UTC

So there's this guy at work with a brace on his elbow, with a shiny metal hinge on it. And I know it's just a brace. But maybe . . . maybe it could be a bionic arm. I'm gonna be nice to him just in case he really could rip me in half with his cyborg strenght.
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Postby heartsease1872 » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:39 pm UTC

... so am I the only person who usually has a small excerpt of music on loop in their head? Because that's my random thought right now... 'Da da da da-da, da da da da-da. da da da da... da da da...

Ad nauseam.

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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:43 pm UTC

...Powerfists are fucking awesome...
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Postby Rodan » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:35 pm UTC

heartsease1872 wrote:... so am I the only person who usually has a small excerpt of music on loop in their head? Because that's my random thought right now... 'Da da da da-da, da da da da-da. da da da da... da da da...

Ad nauseam.

From plateau:
"Nothing on the top, but a bucket and a mop,
and an illustrated book about birds"

If I knew the rest of the chorus, then that would be there too.

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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:48 pm UTC

See a lot up there, but don't be scared, who needs action when you've got words?


That's one of my fave Nirvana songs. :-)
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Postby Rodan » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:51 pm UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:See a lot up there, but don't be scared, who needs action when you've got words?


That's one of my fave Nirvana songs. :-)

Why thank you. One of mine too. :)

Another random thought:
I have Penny Arcade bookmarked. Firefox names the bookmark tab whatever the title of the page was that day. Now my Penny arcade title is "Penny Arcade: Joy, and Joy unrelenting".

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Postby Akira » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:24 pm UTC

noouch wrote:
KicktheCAN wrote:
Rodan wrote:fuck sprinkles! I wanna ejaculate chocolate syrup!

It would be kind of hard to conceive children with that.

What if you had a dial that would let you choose between twelve exciting ejaculatory options. Would also work great as birth control...

I like that idea. Sprinkles, chocolate syrup... umm..

Okay. I cant' think of anything else. Help?

I totally had a really good random thought earlier, but I forgot it. I think I had it in -- new random though.

Drake and Josh. the large one is demanding his dress back. wtf?
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Postby GusPatsy » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:17 pm UTC

Ra-Ra-Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine
They put some poison into his wine
Ra-Ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen
He drank it all and said "I'll be fine."
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GusPatsy wrote:I would like a title that references something I don't get, and would take hours to figure out, eventually leaving me disappointed.


"Sex"

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Postby Rodan » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:24 pm UTC

Akira wrote:
noouch wrote:
KicktheCAN wrote:
Rodan wrote:fuck sprinkles! I wanna ejaculate chocolate syrup!

It would be kind of hard to conceive children with that.

What if you had a dial that would let you choose between twelve exciting ejaculatory options. Would also work great as birth control...

I like that idea. Sprinkles, chocolate syrup... umm..

Okay. I cant' think of anything else. Help?

1. sperm
2.nothing.
3. chocolate syrup
4. sprinkles
5. water
6. Root beer
7. Beer
8. cheese (in a strand)
9. bubbles
10. a pleasant aroma.
11. ink.
12. porn.

random thought: Riiiiiight.... that's why I don't like snackwell's/golden oreos.... they make me really, really need to crap...

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Postby Ketzerei » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:47 pm UTC

Someone should replace the fortune cookies in the dining hall with demotivational ones. Cracking open a fortune cookie and seeing "You will fail your chem exam." or "I fucked your mom." would make my day.
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Postby KicktheCAN » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:58 pm UTC

Akira wrote:
noouch wrote:
KicktheCAN wrote:
Rodan wrote:fuck sprinkles! I wanna ejaculate chocolate syrup!

It would be kind of hard to conceive children with that.

What if you had a dial that would let you choose between twelve exciting ejaculatory options. Would also work great as birth control...

I like that idea. Sprinkles, chocolate syrup... umm..

Okay. I cant' think of anything else. Help?


How about sterile sperm so you don't have to ejaculate something weird to avoid pregnancy.
pollywog is awesome, that is all.
Addendum: Sethicus is also cool to the maximum.

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Postby rachel » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:01 pm UTC

Why would anyone want to see a teen fucking a dog. Why. Tell me that.


Also, apparently my photo has metadata?
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Meaux_Pas wrote:So in otherwords, it's like the best cake ever, covered in bees.


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Postby Ketzerei » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:02 pm UTC

rachel wrote:Also, apparently my photo has metadata?


I am also apparently stupid and know nothing about digital cameras and the pictures which issue forth from them by (what I can only assume is some sort of) black magic.
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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:09 pm UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:How about sterile sperm so you don't have to ejaculate something weird to avoid pregnancy.


Hence the dial. Chocolate for blowjobs, NoSperm for not wanting to cause a pregnancy, and Sprinkles for birthday parties!

Ketzerei wrote:
rachel wrote:Also, apparently my photo has metadata?


I am also apparently stupid and know nothing about digital cameras and the pictures which issue forth from them by (what I can only assume is some sort of) black magic.


Yeah, all digital cameras basically add in the make/model/time/date/settings/and a crapload of other stuff onto the photos they make. Of course, it's easy to remove too...
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Postby Clerria » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:14 pm UTC

Random: The song stuck in my head while I work is the little girl's song from the Toki-centric episode of Metalocalypse, towards the end of the season. From the dvd the little girl in the wheelchair gave him. Complete with guitar hero guitar.

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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:14 pm UTC

Toki Wartooth. Not a bumblebee.

Not a bumblebee by far.
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Postby fragsta » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:38 pm UTC

Ketzerei wrote:
rachel wrote:Also, apparently my photo has metadata?


I am also apparently stupid and know nothing about digital cameras and the pictures which issue forth from them by (what I can only assume is some sort of) black magic.


Apparently, even without metadata it's now possible to decipher what camera was used based on the encoding of the file and lots of crazy stuff that I don't understand about jpegs.

EDIT: Also, thought: Aerodynamic by Daft Punk is pretty f*cking awesome.


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