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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Thesh » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:05 pm UTC

I don't know how people can live with only one ass.
Summum ius, summa iniuria.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:06 pm UTC

I know, it takes at least two asses to pull my wagon around.
tenet |ˈtenit|
noun
a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
tenant |ˈtenənt|
noun
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:08 pm UTC

Do the asses keep the wagon around, or the wagon keep the asses? WHO IS THE HERO?!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:08 pm UTC

Assssssssssssssss you wish
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Baldur » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:11 pm UTC

This whole conversation is a bit assinine, is it not?

Pretty low class, the butt of these jokes.

We're really cracking them out.

Oh, I've got some cheek to put out so many.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:12 pm UTC

whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Ass."
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

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False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:12 pm UTC

I feel like I'm in an arcade, there are so many coin slots around.
tenet |ˈtenit|
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tenant |ˈtenənt|
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:15 pm UTC

Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you? - Yoda
[Sorry, seemed a little appropriate here]
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:19 pm UTC

mystic_aura wrote:Ass matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by ass, do you?

Indeed.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:21 pm UTC

Friends! Asses! Countrymen!
tenet |ˈtenit|
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a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:22 pm UTC

I come not to bury ass, but to praise it.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

The EGE wrote:
Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:23 pm UTC

podbaydoor wrote:Friends! Asses! Countrymen!

Lend me your asses!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:24 pm UTC

Et tu, cul?

[Mistranslations may be the courtesy of google translate]
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Giant Speck » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:25 pm UTC

Haha... Caesar was ass-ass-inated.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:26 pm UTC

Oregonaut wrote:I come not to bury ass, but to praise it.

My ass is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:27 pm UTC

What light upon yonder window breaks? Tis the East, and Juliet is the ass.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Ubik » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:28 pm UTC

Fixedited:

Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And my bow.
Gimli: And my ass!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:30 pm UTC

Look like the innocent flower,
But be the ass under it.
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:30 pm UTC

One Ass to rule them all, One Ass to find them, One Ass to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

The EGE wrote:
Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:32 pm UTC

You had me at "ass".
Derailed : Gaming Outside the Box.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:34 pm UTC

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the ass is. You have to see it for yourself
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Zarq » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:34 pm UTC

I'll be in my ass.
You rang?

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:39 pm UTC

Before you die, you see the ass.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

The EGE wrote:
Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Whelan » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:42 pm UTC

mystic_aura wrote:
Oregonaut wrote:I come not to bury ass, but to praise it.

My ass is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

My ass?
I will my ass.
They would not have you to stir forth today. Plucking the asses of an offering forth, they could not find an ass within the beast.
"I like to be understood whenever I open my mouth; I have a horror of blinding people with science"- Richard Dawkins
Weeks wrote:
TaintedDeity wrote:And all I get is this tame space dragon. Where's my recognition?!
A tame dragon is its own reward.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Thesh » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:46 pm UTC

This is why you don't leave your keys in the ignition when you park your car.
Summum ius, summa iniuria.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:46 pm UTC

Ass To the Future
Derailed : Gaming Outside the Box.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:56 pm UTC

I say, do you bite your ass at me?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:59 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:Ass To the Future

Ass To The Future II
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Zarq » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:59 pm UTC

Sir_Elderberry wrote:I say, do you bite your ass at me?


Quite the contrary, I tip my ass to you.
You rang?

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Briareos » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:03 pm UTC

Sir_Elderberry wrote:I say, do you bite your ass at me?
I do bite my ass, sir.
Sandry wrote:Bless you, Briareos.

Blriaraisghaasghoasufdpt.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:03 pm UTC

Whelan wrote:
mystic_aura wrote:
Oregonaut wrote:I come not to bury ass, but to praise it.

My ass is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

My ass?
I will my ass.
They would not have you to stir forth today. Plucking the asses of an offering forth, they could not find an ass within the beast.

Beware the ass of March.
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:04 pm UTC

IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an ass.
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.

οὗτός ἐστιν Ἀγαμέμνων, ἐμὸς
πόσις, νεκρὸς δὲ τῆσδε δεξιᾶς χερός
ἔργον δικαίας τέκτονος. τάδ’ ὧδ’ ἔχει.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby nehpest » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:04 pm UTC

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Wait, I'm not doing this right...

Sir_Elderberry wrote:I say, do you bite your ass at me?


No, I do not bite my ass at you, sir, but I do bite my ass, sir!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Baldur » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:05 pm UTC

Briareos wrote:
Sir_Elderberry wrote:I say, do you bite your ass at me?
I do bite my ass, sir.
But do you bite your ass at him?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Briareos » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:05 pm UTC

Happy asses are all alike, but each unhappy ass is unhappy in its own way.
Sandry wrote:Bless you, Briareos.

Blriaraisghaasghoasufdpt.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Baldur » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:08 pm UTC

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Gojoe wrote:YOU ARE NOT LOLSAUR AT ALL ARE YOU!

phlip wrote:Hey, you never know, it could have been Baldur...

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Whelan » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:18 pm UTC

An ass, an ass, my kingdom for an ass.
"I like to be understood whenever I open my mouth; I have a horror of blinding people with science"- Richard Dawkins
Weeks wrote:
TaintedDeity wrote:And all I get is this tame space dragon. Where's my recognition?!
A tame dragon is its own reward.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:21 pm UTC

When beggars die, there are no comets seen;
The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of asses.
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Magnanimous » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:28 pm UTC

You guys are awesome assome.

Edit: I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:28 pm UTC

Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil one. To stand at the crossroads requires more ass than you possess.

Heinrich Heine
German critic & poet (1797 - 1856)


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