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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:05 pm UTC
by Thesh
I don't know how people can live with only one ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:06 pm UTC
by podbaydoor
I know, it takes at least two asses to pull my wagon around.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:08 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
Do the asses keep the wagon around, or the wagon keep the asses? WHO IS THE HERO?!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:08 pm UTC
by pseudoidiot
Assssssssssssssss you wish

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:11 pm UTC
by Baldur
This whole conversation is a bit assinine, is it not?

Pretty low class, the butt of these jokes.

We're really cracking them out.

Oh, I've got some cheek to put out so many.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:12 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Ass."

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:12 pm UTC
by podbaydoor
I feel like I'm in an arcade, there are so many coin slots around.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:15 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you? - Yoda
[Sorry, seemed a little appropriate here]

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:19 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
mystic_aura wrote:Ass matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by ass, do you?

Indeed.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:21 pm UTC
by podbaydoor
Friends! Asses! Countrymen!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:22 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
I come not to bury ass, but to praise it.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:23 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
podbaydoor wrote:Friends! Asses! Countrymen!

Lend me your asses!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:24 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
Et tu, cul?

[Mistranslations may be the courtesy of google translate]

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:25 pm UTC
by Giant Speck
Haha... Caesar was ass-ass-inated.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:26 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
Oregonaut wrote:I come not to bury ass, but to praise it.

My ass is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:27 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
What light upon yonder window breaks? Tis the East, and Juliet is the ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:28 pm UTC
by Ubik
Fixedited:

Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And my bow.
Gimli: And my ass!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:30 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
Look like the innocent flower,
But be the ass under it.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:30 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
One Ass to rule them all, One Ass to find them, One Ass to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:32 pm UTC
by pseudoidiot
You had me at "ass".

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:34 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the ass is. You have to see it for yourself

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:34 pm UTC
by Zarq
I'll be in my ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:39 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
Before you die, you see the ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:42 pm UTC
by Whelan
mystic_aura wrote:
Oregonaut wrote:I come not to bury ass, but to praise it.

My ass is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

My ass?
I will my ass.
They would not have you to stir forth today. Plucking the asses of an offering forth, they could not find an ass within the beast.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:46 pm UTC
by Thesh
This is why you don't leave your keys in the ignition when you park your car.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:46 pm UTC
by pseudoidiot
Ass To the Future

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:56 pm UTC
by Sir_Elderberry
I say, do you bite your ass at me?

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:59 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
pseudoidiot wrote:Ass To the Future

Ass To The Future II

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:59 pm UTC
by Zarq
Sir_Elderberry wrote:I say, do you bite your ass at me?


Quite the contrary, I tip my ass to you.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:03 pm UTC
by Briareos
Sir_Elderberry wrote:I say, do you bite your ass at me?
I do bite my ass, sir.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:03 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
Whelan wrote:
mystic_aura wrote:
Oregonaut wrote:I come not to bury ass, but to praise it.

My ass is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

My ass?
I will my ass.
They would not have you to stir forth today. Plucking the asses of an offering forth, they could not find an ass within the beast.

Beware the ass of March.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:04 pm UTC
by NecklaceOfShadow
IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:04 pm UTC
by nehpest
Bite my shiny metal ass.

Wait, I'm not doing this right...

Sir_Elderberry wrote:I say, do you bite your ass at me?


No, I do not bite my ass at you, sir, but I do bite my ass, sir!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:05 pm UTC
by Baldur
Briareos wrote:
Sir_Elderberry wrote:I say, do you bite your ass at me?
I do bite my ass, sir.
But do you bite your ass at him?

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:05 pm UTC
by Briareos
Happy asses are all alike, but each unhappy ass is unhappy in its own way.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:08 pm UTC
by Baldur
Image

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:18 pm UTC
by Whelan
An ass, an ass, my kingdom for an ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:21 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
When beggars die, there are no comets seen;
The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of asses.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:28 pm UTC
by Magnanimous
You guys are awesome assome.

Edit: I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:28 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil one. To stand at the crossroads requires more ass than you possess.

Heinrich Heine
German critic & poet (1797 - 1856)