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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:29 pm UTC
by Lostdreams
My ass is problematic.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:30 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this ass!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:30 pm UTC
by NecklaceOfShadow
Ass comes in a little glass vial...

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:31 pm UTC
by Lostdreams
...ASSING.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:32 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
It takes an ass to raise a child.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:33 pm UTC
by Whelan
It takes a village to raise an ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:33 pm UTC
by Magnanimous
KA... ME... HA.. ME....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:35 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
You gotta fight,
For your right,
to ASS!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:36 pm UTC
by Giant Speck
She works hard for the ass
So hard for it, honey!
She works hard for the ass
So you better treat her right!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:42 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
No ass in the 'verse can stop me.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:46 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
ass-scratch fever!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:46 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
Not even Captain Picard's mighty double facepalm is enough to describe this page.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:48 pm UTC
by Briareos
Double ass-palm?

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:55 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
I am so proud of what I started here.

Lucy in the Ass with Diamonds.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:56 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
We didn't start the ass, It was always burning

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:57 pm UTC
by Moo
The ultimate ass of life, the universe and everything?


I've been away for a while, I'm still getting the hang of this.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:58 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
Restaurant at the end of the Ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:58 pm UTC
by Xeio
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=age+of+earth

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=age+of+universe

So the earth has been around for about the third of the universe? That seems so strange.

NotActuallyAnEdit: Holy crap, I leave this post for only half an hour and like 12 posts show up in the "new posts" feature.

And then two more...

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:59 pm UTC
by Giant Speck
Forty-ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:59 pm UTC
by broken_escalator
but how does that compare to the age of ass?

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:59 pm UTC
by Lostdreams
ass ass ass

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:01 pm UTC
by Lostdreams
A bird in the hand is worth two in the ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:02 pm UTC
by Giant Speck
A bird in the ass is worth two in the bush.


IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:04 pm UTC
by podbaydoor
NecklaceOfShadow wrote:IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an ass.

^My vote for the winner.

You see, for every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and snap! The job's an ass!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:05 pm UTC
by Lostdreams
Briareos wrote:Truly Giant Speck is Master of the ass, who sets them spinning in their assigned paths.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:14 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
part of your ass

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:17 pm UTC
by Giant Speck
Who lives in a pineapple under the ass?

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:19 pm UTC
by OBrien
I need your clothes, your boots and your arse.

(Edited for Britishness)

EDIT 2: Frankly my dear, I don't give an arse.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:22 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
Hey, I'm pro-egalitarian, if British you be, then British the game can be made.

Sponge-Bob Square-Ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:23 pm UTC
by NecklaceOfShadow
Tell me before I waltz out of your ass for turning my back on the past...

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:26 pm UTC
by Lostdreams
I'm gonna give you an ass you can't refuse.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:27 pm UTC
by OBrien
Does replacing a whole scentence count, or does it have to be just one word? If not:

Girl in bar: So Johnny, what're you rebelling against?
Johnny: Arse.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:30 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
If it can be put into context, that can be allowed. Like you just did. But the context of the original is important for the humor of the game.

Like Star Ass isn't allowed, because it could be Star Trek or Star Wars. But Star Wars: A New Ass, or Star Ass: A New Hope would work.

Set phasers for ass.

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:31 pm UTC
by pseudoidiot
Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small ass grew three sizes that day

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:31 pm UTC
by mystic_aura
Star Wars: Return of the Ass?

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:32 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
Shoo! Get your lower backs out of FT! Some people are trying to be prude and Basically Decent in here!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:32 pm UTC
by podbaydoor
STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 pm UTC
by Oregonaut
You, sir, ass?

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:36 pm UTC
by You, sir, name?
Oregonaut wrote:You, sir, ass?


I've been made an ass of!

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:39 pm UTC
by nehpest
Stolen from my facebook favorite quotes:

"The Constitution Ass is not a panacea for every blot upon the public welfare, nor should this Court Ass, ordained as a judicial body, be thought of as a general haven for reform movements ass."

John Marshall, 4th Chief Justice of the USSC, on the Constitution and the Supreme Court ass