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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby acablue » Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:44 am UTC

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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby ameretrifle » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:35 am UTC

SamaraLexx wrote:Tomorrow I'm going to a bar that has a Tardis in it. If Christopher Eccleston is not inside, I will be sad.

...You said Eccleston. :O

You didn't say Tennant or Smith. You actually said Eccleston.

A COMRADE :D :D :D

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Postby You, sir, name? » Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:47 am UTC

I wanna be the guy who invents the horrible puns in porno titles.
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby RetSpline » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:15 am UTC

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SamaraLexx wrote:Tomorrow I'm going to a bar that has a Tardis in it. If Christopher Eccleston is not inside, I will be sad.

...You said Eccleston. :O

You didn't say Tennant or Smith. You actually said Eccleston.

A COMRADE :D :D :D
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Postby Magnanimous » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:16 am UTC

For a second I thought this was the Doctor Who thread and was very confused by YSN's post.

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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Deva » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:19 am UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:I wanna be the guy who invents the horrible puns in porno titles.

Bets that the pay for that job is a pat on the head. Cumming Attractions. Add in some candy bars (nut-based preferred, like Nutrageous), some butter, and a dark room (but not too dark). There. Now shoot the pornographic film. No longer needs you. May exit through the back door.

Amendment: Back Door Negotiations. Knew there was an awful title in there somewhere. Make a story around that, and then shove naked people together. Probably all begins with a title.
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Postby You, sir, name? » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:27 am UTC

Deva wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:I wanna be the guy who invents the horrible puns in porno titles.

Bets that the pay for that job is a pat on the head. Cumming Attractions. Add in some candy bars (nut-based preferred, like Nutrageous), some butter, and a dark room (but not too dark). There. Now shoot the pornographic film. No longer needs you. May exit through the back door.


But my puns are going to be so much more cringe worthy than regular horrible puns. I'm after all known to come up with things like

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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby phlip » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:41 am UTC

But on the other hand, you've got some heavy competition...

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Postby Deva » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:42 am UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:But my puns are going to be so much more cringe worthy than regular horrible puns.

Wonders if that is a competitive job market. Would the director care if you are more suited for the job if he/she was forced to fork over more head pats? Does not consider pornography to be high quality. Would probably hire the person who works cheaper and is more awful at doing their job of creating horrible titles.
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Ortus » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:07 am UTC

phlip wrote:But on the other hand, you've got some heavy competition...


I had not seen that before, thank you. It was entertaining.

Would probably hire the person who works cheaper and is more awful at doing their job of creating horrible titles.


Wouldn't that mean the titles would be pretty good, then?
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Postby Plasma Man » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:54 am UTC

I'm fairly convinced that any film title can be made into a porn title, simply by adding the words "re-entry".
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby SlyReaper » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:22 am UTC

I found a counterexample. Apollo 13: Re-Entry
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Viae » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:34 am UTC

Maybe it has to be in quotation marks?

Apollo 13: "Re-Entry"
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Postby SlyReaper » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:43 am UTC

In which case, the word re-entry is hardly unique, it's the quotation marks that make it sound like an innuendo.

Apollo "13".

Lord Of The "Rings".

X-"Men".

"Pulp" Fiction.

"Pirates" Of The "Carribean".
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Postby Plasma Man » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:09 am UTC

Lord Of The Rings: Re-Entry is definitely a porn film, though.
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Postby Menacing Spike » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:26 am UTC

Bambi: Re-Entry.

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Postby Felstaff » Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:32 pm UTC

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Postby Menacing Spike » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:26 pm UTC

Conception.

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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby Deva » Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:29 pm UTC

Ortus wrote:
Deva wrote:Would probably hire the person who works cheaper and is more awful at doing their job of creating horrible titles.


Wouldn't that mean the titles would be pretty good, then?

Only occurs if the person is exceptionally poor at creating bad titles. Evokes a bleh feeling. Do not expect more than a “hmph”. Knows a true professional when a title makes you groan as loud as one of the people in the film.

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- Doctor Hoo-hoos
- The Art of Getting Off
- Aladdin: Re-Entry
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby SlyReaper » Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:25 pm UTC

James Bond themed porno:

The World Has Not a Muff
From Russia With Spankings
The Man With The Golden Cock
A Quantum Of Shagging
Thunderballs
Dr Yes, Oh Yes
On Her Majesty's Secret Bed

It wouldn't surprise me to learn at least a couple of those actually exist.
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Postby Zarq » Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:33 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:James Bond themed porno:

The World Has Not a Muff
From Russia With Spankings
The Man With The Golden Cock
A Quantum Of Shagging
Thunderballs
Dr Yes, Oh Yes
On Her Majesty's Secret Bed

It wouldn't surprise me to learn at least a couple of those actually exist.


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Postby SlyReaper » Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:35 pm UTC

I left that one out because it didn't need any changes.
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Postby You, sir, name? » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:17 pm UTC

I wonder how they do air quotes in Germany (where they use quotation marks „like this“), and in France (where they do it <<like this>>)...
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Postby Viae » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:20 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:I wonder how they do air quotes in Germany (where they use quotation marks „like this“), and in France (where they do it <<like this>>)...

One up, one down, I think. It looks exactly as camp as it sounds.
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Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:41 pm UTC

Left 4 Head.

I did not make that up. It's real. Sup dawg, herd u like vidya games so we put some vidya game references in ur porn so you can play while you play. (why isn't there a vomit smilie...)
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Postby TaintedDeity » Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:55 pm UTC

Ew, masturbation *vomit*
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Postby Menacing Spike » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:00 pm UTC

The Scyphozoa wrote:Left 4 Head.

I did not make that up. It's real.


It's also giggle worthy. They look like they are petting a cat frenetically or something.

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Postby pseudoidiot » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:03 pm UTC

I forget the exact name, and I don't really want to go searching around, but when Geoffrey Rush was on the Graham Norton Show, he was saying how there was a porn parody of The King's Speech -- not sure whether it was in the making or already finished at that point (this was a few weeks ago). I think it was something like The King's Piece or something.
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Postby Nat » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:01 pm UTC

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Postby SamaraLexx » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:16 pm UTC

ameretrifle wrote:
SamaraLexx wrote:Tomorrow I'm going to a bar that has a Tardis in it. If Christopher Eccleston is not inside, I will be sad.

...You said Eccleston. :O

You didn't say Tennant or Smith. You actually said Eccleston.

A COMRADE :D :D :D


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Postby Deva » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:34 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:I forget the exact name, and I don't really want to go searching around, but when Geoffrey Rush was on the Graham Norton Show, he was saying how there was a porn parody of The King's Speech -- not sure whether it was in the making or already finished at that point (this was a few weeks ago). I think it was something like The King's Piece or something.

Remembered correctly. Found a (Not Safe For Work) trailer of it on Youtube. Would provide a release date, but the official website wants an e-mail address. Forget that.
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Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Postby torontoraptor » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:36 pm UTC

SamaraLexx wrote:
ameretrifle wrote:
SamaraLexx wrote:Tomorrow I'm going to a bar that has a Tardis in it. If Christopher Eccleston is not inside, I will be sad.

...You said Eccleston. :O

You didn't say Tennant or Smith. You actually said Eccleston.

A COMRADE :D :D :D


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Postby ginadagny » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:10 pm UTC

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Postby Nat » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:40 pm UTC

Well done. what manner of exam was it, if I might make so bold?
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Postby Magnanimous » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:43 pm UTC

Eccleston was a pretty brilliant Doctor. I'm pretty sure I'm not a big fan of him because his only companion was Harpy Chav Rose, which is kind of a shame.

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Postby suffer-cait » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:12 am UTC

^^ this. i hated rose.
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Postby bigglesworth » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:20 am UTC

I can't say that she was my favourite, but her being inferior to any companion but Donna in nWho only shows the quality of the others.
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Postby You, sir, name? » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:31 am UTC

Adric. [/awful companion discussion]

Rose was merely slightly annoying. A solid Turlough on the scale of annoying DW companions.
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Postby ginadagny » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:48 am UTC

Nat wrote:Well done. what manner of exam was it, if I might make so bold?
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