unhatched fishes and turtle excluding devices

[Panonadin]

We are obviously related somehow!!

Um...sure! Now just PM me your CC, SSN, and address for verification.

Aren't you going to tell me that you have a sum of 1000000000 US dollars in your bank waiting to pay out for me?

It's hard to type out a sentence like that. The words are glaring at me.

[lucrezaborgia]

Aren't you going to tell me that you have a sum of 1000000000 US dollars in your bank waiting to pay out for me?

No...that's silly! What's really going on is that I'm trapped in Ghana and need money to come back to the US. Don't you want to help a poor poor woman out?

[Magnanimous]

Romantically Apocalyptic

That comic is way too similar to Gone With The Blastwave. Weird.

[e^iπ+1=0]

I love hanging out with physicists so much. I'm wearing the "Science: It works, bitches." shirt and have gotten several comments on it, including "That's blackbody radiation, isn't it?". <3

[UniqueScreenname]

That's nice. I wear my "My normal approach is useless" shirt, and everyone just stares at me in confusion.

[The Scyphozoa]

I had a "Stand back, I'm going to try science" shirt that I always wore on lab days in AP Chem, but I guess I got too big for it and I feel a little silly buying the same shirt in a different size. Besides, I'm no longer in chemistry so the beaker doesn't fit quite as well.

[podbaydoor]

Does anyone still read Oregonaut's story?

[roband]

Yes. Keep going. I thought it would be weird for me to PM you after each instalment telling you how much I like it (like I did with the comeback post), so I kept quiet.

[Panonadin]

Does anyone still read Oregonaut's story?

Abso-freaking-lutely

I wait for updates, I think it's the only thread I'm subbed to.

[Menacing Spike]

why does the subbing option even exist

"Oooh, 100 new mails! I am so popular!"

[Panonadin]

If I dont post in a thread, I cannot click the "view your posts" button for updates. SO for threads like that story one. I won't remember to check back unless I get a mail.

K.

[Mighty Jalapeno]

I want to make a music video for this song (Cancer Bats - Golden Tanks), but I can't think of the right show to use. Any suggestions? No-one looks in my AMV thread so I figured I'd just ask here.

[Cathy]

Does anyone still read Oregonaut's story?

Yes! I really enjoy it.

[RetSpline]

Does anyone still read Oregonaut's story?

Oh man! I completely forgot about that, time to go get caught up.

Pfft, it's not like a have a major test tomorrow morning or anything...

[Coin]

I've been keeping up with it every single time you post an update =)
It's been pretty scary down in the tunnels and I'm still guessing about what what's going to happen with the poor unfortunates.

[roband]

Currently experiencing my first "someone on the internet is wrong" session. They keep replying and I keep not wanting to reply, but end up replying.

[Steax]

I wish I had the attention span on computers to read stories =( I may give it a try.

Screech: Sometimes I really want to pop people's bubbles at false-color astrophotography ("look at how marvelous god created that red and blue and green nebula!") but I just... feel kinda sad about it.

[e^iπ+1=0]

I'm certainly aware that a lot of astrophotography is recolored, but typically what color is it actually? More or less, I dunno, gray and brown?

[Steax]

For galaxies and nebulae, mostly just blobs of faint white. The false color you see is, more often than not, indicators of an element (say, red is hydrogen) or from some other part of the spectrum. And then they tend to enhance the contrast by a astrometric ton, so they can see the details better. I think most astrophotography started with an astronomer carefully examining a picture of a nebula to figure out how it's moving, and a family member walks in and says "THAT'S SO AWESOME!"

[roband]

It's non-visible light, isn't it?

And they colour the waves that the astro-stuff is giving off, to show us what is actually there.

That's how I always understood it - doesn't stop me liking it for being pretty though.

[M1k3_Nix]

Does anyone still read Oregonaut's story?

Everytime it's updated. It's fantastic

[RetSpline]

The two things my best friend will never forgive me for: giving him Jak 2 for his birthday, and informing him of false-color astrophotography.

[Magnanimous]

Also the sun isn't yellow, it's white. It looks yellow from earth because the other wavelengths are scattered in the atmosphere. (And as the sun sets the incoming angle of light decreases, so longer wavelengths start to get through and it appears red-orange.)

The more you know.

[podbaydoor]

Thanks for the responses, everyone. It's really encouraging.

[Menacing Spike]

I'm one a quest to find the weirdest things to masturbate to (last one was a drawing of a man backdoorin' a tyrannosaur).

Does anyone know if quad-amputee porn exist?

[PeteP]

I thought about just answering with yes without actually checking, because I'm quite certain that you can find it somewhere. But then I decided to open google and search for that term.
Turns out that there is still porn that surprises me...

[bigglesworth]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3903835/the-one-kind-of-porn-you-cant-find-online

[emceng]

I'm one a quest to find the weirdest things to masturbate to (last one was a drawing of a man backdoorin' a tyrannosaur).

Does anyone know if quad-amputee porn exist?

How about instead you actually find something really weird to masturbate to, like this:

Spoiler:

[OBrien]

Pfft, this is much sexier:

Spoiler:

[ShootTheChicken]

C'mon guys, how about some NSFW tags?

[roband]

Not safe for water, yeah?

[Panonadin]

Not safe for water, yeah?

I lol'd.

[Felstaff]

When I looked at pinterest for the first time I felt like when my mother inexplicably includes me in her group emails.

Only... only with 10% more religious imagery and complaints that taking CHRISTianity out of our schools is breeding a generation of Hitlerian monster children.

[Jumble]

Sorry to interrupt. Remember my nutty 'mars rocks' stuff a couple of pages back? Take a look at this.

I'm getting scared. We've created a monster!

[Felstaff]

,
2 Sockets, 1 Plug

=

Spoiler:

[Jumble]

Err, yeah.

This.

That's how I feel about now.

[Menacing Spike]

NA: HOT MILF

Japan: HOT CONJOINED TWINS ACTION

Europe, German: KINKIEST ROBOCOP YOU'LL EVER SEE

Europe, French: YOU NEVER KNEW UNICORNS COULD DO THAT

Russian: BABY SEAL GETS RAMMED ROUGH

GB, Grounded: uh...

Great Britain, Shaver: KAWAII LOLI HENTAI

Australia: PREDATOR CUNNILINGUS [upside down, since it's australian]

Italy: NOSELESS CHICK DRILLED THOUGH EMPTY SOCKET

Switzeland: HOT STORMTROOPER THREESOME [aren't you a little small?]

Denmark: HAPPY VANILLA SEX [sick fucks]

Israel: CHINESE CORPSE WITH BULLET HOLE IN HEAD HOT ACTION

India: GIANT SOUTH AFRICAN HARDCORE

South African: MIDGET INDIAN HARDCORE

[ShootTheChicken]

What the fuck, Switzerland.

[Panonadin]

Bing [Bot] Reading topic in Hardware Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:36 pm UTC
Yahoo [Bot] Reading topic in News & Articles Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:37 pm UTC
Google [Bot] Index page Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:36 pm UTC

Just when we all thought google was ahead in the tech game. It's bot just scans indexes while Yahoo and Bing have taught their bots to read.

Look out people.

EDIT1: Oh Em Gee, the Bing bot is moving on to Math while the Google bots remain on index.
Also the MSN bot is probably learning from the Bing bot.

MSNbot Media Reading topic in Computer Science Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:42 pm UTC
Bing [Bot] Reading topic in Mathematics Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:43 pm UTC

EDIT2: I think I have a new hobby. Bot watching.

EDIT3: Google [Bot] Reading topic in Computer Science Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:45 pm UTC

IT has LEARNED.

[Dthen]

What do the ticks indicate?