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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby dasknocker » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:16 am UTC

Come on, I know this is the 'fess thread, but I know I'm not the only one who shaves his nipple hairs. Nor do I understand this whole "razor shaving off nipple" fear- my blades have not a nick made.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby suffer-cait » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:04 am UTC

shaving them, they will grow back thicker, plucking them, they will get thinner.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:24 pm UTC

suffer-cait wrote:shaving them, they will grow back thicker
Not true.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Moo » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:32 pm UTC

No, but you do remove the tapered tip so the thicker, coarser shaft will be the whole hair so they will appear thicker on average. That is not a cumilative effect though. However removing the hair entirely can lead to it growing back even finer with time.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby suffer-cait » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:18 pm UTC

Moo wrote:However removing the hair entirely can lead to it growing back even finer with time.

to me this is the important part anyway. cause while i can't afford laser hair removal, i do sit and pluck out my hairs.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby toasters » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:58 pm UTC

i can crack every joint on my body.. except for my big toe 2nd joints and the last joints on my fingers..
this includes the lowest joint on the thumb which is super fun to crack
someone find a joint thats impossible to crack
and dont say something stupid like "skull cause technically theres more than one bone there"

and i shave my nipple hair. i laugh when i do.

ill admit it, i flex in the mirror. this is a convorsation ive had with my friends before. come on guys, i know you all flex in the mirror.

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Postby kinigget » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:08 am UTC

I can quite honestly say that I do not. i admire my hair instead.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby nightlina » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:12 am UTC

lol - my boyfriend flexes in the mirror. I think it very cute and silly but sexy at the same time... lol.

About hair removal - I had a dream last night that I was shaving.. something (I really can't remember.. might have been my armpits) and it grew back really really thick really really fast... it was growing faster than I could shave it off! Was scary as!!

Yeah.. I have strange dreams lol
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Synthuir » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:45 am UTC

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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby IAmTheMonty » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:48 pm UTC

Towncivilian wrote:
4=5 wrote:I can pop my ears at will but that's just due to practice.


I can do this too, although it's mostly with my left ear. I'd need to plug my nose to completely pop my right ear.

My ears pop all on their own with no help from me.

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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Beacons! » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:57 pm UTC

Concave chest here!
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby wst » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:53 pm UTC

toasters wrote:i can crack every joint on my body.. except for my big toe 2nd joints and the last joints on my fingers..
this includes the lowest joint on the thumb which is super fun to crack
someone find a joint thats impossible to crack
and dont say something stupid like "skull cause technically theres more than one bone there"

Even your spine? I can crack one joint in there.

It might not be good for me actually...
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Cherry Kiss » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:53 am UTC

Beacons! wrote:Concave chest here!

oOo i had a friend that had this. Do you mind if i ask how?
His brother had punched him in the chest when he was really really young and he ended up getting rods put in to fix it when he was 17 or so.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby nightlina » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:16 am UTC

I have a friend with a convex chest. His breastbone sticks out really far... We call it his 'uni boob' and pet it frequently lol.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Seda » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:36 am UTC

nightlina wrote:I have a friend with a convex chest. His breastbone sticks out really far... We call it his 'uni boob' and pet it frequently lol.

Heh..."Uniboob". Do you call him the uniboober?
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby nightlina » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:49 am UTC

Seda wrote:
nightlina wrote:I have a friend with a convex chest. His breastbone sticks out really far... We call it his 'uni boob' and pet it frequently lol.

Heh..."Uniboob". Do you call him the uniboober?


We probably should... Mostly we just call him Stimpy lol (and not from Ren and Stimpy, but because of some strange circumstances surrounding his real name lol)
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Seda » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:22 am UTC

nightlina wrote:
Seda wrote:
nightlina wrote:I have a friend with a convex chest. His breastbone sticks out really far... We call it his 'uni boob' and pet it frequently lol.

Heh..."Uniboob". Do you call him the uniboober?


We probably should... Mostly we just call him Stimpy lol (and not from Ren and Stimpy, but because of some strange circumstances surrounding his real name lol)


You know what you could call him?

Lumpy.

Fits the uniboob, and goes well with "Stimpy"
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Nemphael » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:47 am UTC

My right pinky doesn't have the crack-thingie lines. On your pinky, you have two of then horizontally going over. I have only one. <3

Oh, and I have moles forming a pentagon (-gram?) om my chest.

And I make cracking noises with my fingers/neck/ankles (angels?).

And I like making spit bubbles in my mouth, which pop and sound like some kind of xylophone.

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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby suffer-cait » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:55 am UTC

anyone else ever sneeze and feel like they pulled something in their uterus area? cause that's been happening to me the last few days. the pain doesn't last more than a few seconds or anything, i just find it very odd.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Moo » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:00 pm UTC

Yes, when I'm ovulating I get this. Maybe you're ovulating (is it off to one side?).
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby suffer-cait » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:08 pm UTC

it's in the middle, and i think my pregnancy prevents ovulating, but i never got sex ed so some of my vocab is scrambled. i suppose it's probably the same kind of thing. good to know!
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Azrael001 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:10 pm UTC

re popping joints:

I can periodically get a number of my central vertebra to pop, as well as my shoulder, and my neck and knee, and fingers, and ankle. I can also wiggle my ears, and vibrate (and cross) my eyes, though I may have mentioned that. I also can move my eyebrows independently.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby BigBoss » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:19 am UTC

the skin around the neck area of my face is really strechy. I use it to make people laugh sometimes.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby toasters » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:30 pm UTC

the skin around the neck area of my face is really strechy. I use it to make people laugh sometimes.

hahaha you are my hero.


yeah its really loud and grosses people out
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i can crack every joint on my body.. except for my big toe 2nd joints and the last joints on my fingers..
this includes the lowest joint on the thumb which is super fun to crack
someone find a joint thats impossible to crack
and dont say something stupid like "skull cause technically theres more than one bone there"

Even your spine? I can crack one joint in there.

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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby M.qrius » Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:11 pm UTC

toasters wrote:
BigBoss wrote:the skin around the neck area of my face is really strechy. I use it to make people laugh sometimes.
hahaha you are my hero.
Beacons! wrote:
toasters wrote:i can crack every joint on my body.. except for my big toe 2nd joints and the last joints on my fingers..
this includes the lowest joint on the thumb which is super fun to crack
someone find a joint thats impossible to crack
and dont say something stupid like "skull cause technically theres more than one bone there"
Even your spine? I can crack one joint in there.
yeah its really loud and grosses people out
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby wst » Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:59 pm UTC

M.qrius wrote:
toasters wrote:
BigBoss wrote:the skin around the neck area of my face is really strechy. I use it to make people laugh sometimes.
hahaha you are my hero.
wst wrote:
toasters wrote:i can crack every joint on my body.. except for my big toe 2nd joints and the last joints on my fingers..
this includes the lowest joint on the thumb which is super fun to crack
someone find a joint thats impossible to crack
and dont say something stupid like "skull cause technically theres more than one bone there"
Even your spine? I can crack one joint in there.
yeah its really loud and grosses people out
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby M.qrius » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:44 pm UTC

I blame toasters though. How did he manage to get a Beacons in there then? :P

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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby toasters » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:04 am UTC

M.qrius wrote:I blame toasters though. How did he manage to get a Beacons in there then? :P

Because that is something strange and mildly amusing about my body!
I can also make a clover shape with my tongue.
And I occasionally pee while leaning against the wall opposite of the toilet in my bathroom.. it's about a 4 foot shot.
I *usually* make all of it in.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby wst » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:44 pm UTC

toasters wrote:
M.qrius wrote:I blame toasters though. How did he manage to get a Beacons in there then? :P

Because that is something strange and mildly amusing about my body!
Wait, are you on the same channel as us? I don't know what beacons have to do with your body...

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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby i_ll_winn » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:22 pm UTC

One of my nostrils is twice as big as the other.
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Postby Devilsaur » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:56 pm UTC

I'm a dinosaur in real life.

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Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:57 am UTC

I have four colors of hair naturally comming ou of my body. Brwon on most of my head, blonde comming out of my temples (people have acused me of dying it). Black on my body and white comming out of my one square inch of Vitiligo (skin without pigment).

Despite having it, I need to look up Vitiligo to know how to spell it.

My tongue is too large. It can touch my nose and if I relax it, it is wider then m teeth.

I have a high clotting factor. When I signed up for the bone marrow donor registry the nurse was out of breath and flustered before she got the six drops of blood out of me nessairy for the test.

I can break a restaruant steak knife on my solar plexus (half feet of strength, half knowing hw to do it).
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Postby corbin » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:04 am UTC

Rat wrote:i can give myself head... CAN... people like to point that out when they see how flexible i am... but its more uncomfortable than worth it...



That made me lol ;p.


Hrmmm I'm double jointed in a few places, but nothing special.

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Postby BigBoss » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

Whenever i sneeze, i usually sneeze about 3 or 4 times in a row.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Mr.RobLikesBrunch » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:53 pm UTC

The only thing I can think of is that my toes are like my fingers- the "middle" toe is bigger than the "index" toe....but only slightly.

Oh, and my ribs pertrude (sp?) further on my left than on my right.....

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Postby josephoenix » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:13 pm UTC

I had a friend who could sort of pop his shoulder blades out of place, to make it seem like he had wings under his shirt. And i do not, in any way, exaggerate when i say the stuck out far enough to look like wings. He was already on the creepy side, extremely tall and antisocial, heavy brow. He looks like a "vampire". Or something, hard to explain, so i'll post a pic for reference to his creepiness. [i, personally, think he is absolutely beautiful.]

He Also had a convex chest, but it was a gradual slop, so it looked more like he was constantly taking a deep breath than having a uniboob.

This is him trying to look devious and mysterious.
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And this is him actually dressed like a vampire, for halloween
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As for me, i have 1 pointy ear and one non pointy ear. also, my fingers bend outward, or all towards my pinky just slightly. And i can bend my knees slightly backward [about 14 degrees] past a normal 180.
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Postby nightlina » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:25 am UTC

lol, I dunno if I'd call him creepy looking - very 'vampiric' and kinda sexy, tbh lol. He does make a good vampire :)
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Felstaff » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:28 am UTC

josephoenix wrote:I had a friend who could sort of pop his shoulder blades out of place, to make it seem like he had wings under his shirt. And i do not, in any way, exaggerate when i say the stuck out far enough to look like wings. He was already on the creepy side, extremely tall and antisocial, heavy brow. He looks like a "vampire". Or something, hard to explain, so i'll post a pic for reference to his creepiness. [i, personally, think he is absolutely beautiful.]

He Also had a convex chest, but it was a gradual slop, so it looked more like he was constantly taking a deep breath than having a uniboob.

I knew a guy at school (Iain Something Something) who had a concave chest. Like, a hole in the centre, right where the breastbone is. One could fit one's fist into it, should one be inclined to do so.

Anyway, this is guy is clearly your friend's arch-nemesis. We should get them to fight. In an undersea volcano or something. Once I remember Iain's real name.
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Postby josephoenix » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:34 am UTC

Felstaff wrote:I knew a guy at school (Iain Something Something) who had a concave chest. Like, a hole in the centre, right where the breastbone is. One could fit one's fist into it, should one be inclined to do so.

Anyway, this is guy is clearly your friend's arch-nemesis. We should get them to fight. In an undersea volcano or something. Once I remember Iain's real name.


I think they should hug, instead. That way their chest deformities can fit into each other, and be complete.
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Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Postby Seda » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:37 am UTC

nightlina wrote:lol, I dunno if I'd call him creepy looking - very 'vampiric' and kinda sexy, tbh lol. He does make a good vampire :)


Good lord, I agree, and I'm a guy.

Does anyone else think he has a kind of David Bowie-ish air to him?
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