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Funny story

Postby Verator » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:11 am UTC

So my friend was having sex with his girlfriend, and he wasn't really enjoying it or anything, he was just kinda going through the motions, bored. Well, eventually he just gets her off, and then lies and says he did too, and just lays there for a while. So, she asks him whats on his mind, and instead of just saying nothing, he has a Freudian slip and says "I think I'm gay." So she starts totally freaking out and crying, so he's like "No no no, don't cry, here, I'm going to go make you a sandwich." So he gets up and makes her a friend banana and peanut butter sandwich, then gives it to her and watches her eat it.
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:12] Mrcheesypants: let's face it, you aint below a 3 on a kingsley scale
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:36] Mrcheesypants: two sided dildos are like penises

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Re: Funny story

Postby Alpha Omicron » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:13 am UTC

Awesome story!
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Re: Funny story

Postby ascendingPig » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:22 am UTC

I think he's a sandwich fetishist.
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Re: Funny story

Postby TigerX » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:23 am UTC

So, is he gay?

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Re: Funny story

Postby schumi_girl » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:26 am UTC

Best story ever. Sandwiches fix everything.


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Re: Funny story

Postby Verator » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:29 am UTC

Yes, he's gay lol.
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:12] Mrcheesypants: let's face it, you aint below a 3 on a kingsley scale
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:36] Mrcheesypants: two sided dildos are like penises

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Re: Funny story

Postby Hench » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:33 am UTC

So then it wasn't a Freudian slip, was it?
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Re: Funny story

Postby Verator » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:38 am UTC

It was, because he didn't know he was really until after that.
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:12] Mrcheesypants: let's face it, you aint below a 3 on a kingsley scale
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:36] Mrcheesypants: two sided dildos are like penises

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Re: Funny story

Postby Hench » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:40 am UTC

Even so...
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Re: Funny story

Postby Piarew » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:05 am UTC

I think we need a definition for freudian slip, because I've only heard them mentioned in reference to messing up your sentence to include sexual terms. Like, "I think away" into "I think I'm gay" or something. What he said seems to be more like speaking before thinking. Or at least not a freudian slip in the way that I know them.
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Re: Funny story

Postby Verator » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:08 am UTC

I've heard it defined as a slip in which a subconscious idea, or a suppressed thought is accidentally spoken without the speaker intending to or realizing until afterwards.
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:06] Akira: but i want a penis ;_;
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:12] Mrcheesypants: let's face it, you aint below a 3 on a kingsley scale
[Wednesday January 02 20:41:36] Mrcheesypants: two sided dildos are like penises

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Re: Funny story

Postby Geekthras » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:09 am UTC

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother."
Wait. With a SPOON?!

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Re: Funny story

Postby Hench » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:10 am UTC

The Free Dictionary wrote:Freudian slip
n.
A verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion.


Hmm...given that definition, I'm wrong. My mistake.
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Re: Funny story

Postby TigerX » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:25 pm UTC

Verator wrote:Yes, he's gay lol.

I'm kinda curious how this relationship works... :-D
In the interests of that curiosity, where are they now?

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Re: Funny story

Postby Hoags » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:39 pm UTC

He sure picked his timing nicely.

"Well, I wasn't sure I liked men, but having sex with you just pushed me over the edge."
"D:"

At least she got a sandwich though. I want a sandwich.

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Re: Funny story

Postby Zimia » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:22 pm UTC

Hoags wrote:He sure picked his timing nicely.

"Well, I wasn't sure I liked men, but having sex with you just pushed me over the edge."
"D:"

At least she got a sandwich though. I want a sandwich.


haha, sandwiches are niice. But it would have probably been a nicer sandwich if the "i think I'm gay" incident hadn't taken place.

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Re: Funny story

Postby TRM » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:24 pm UTC

Haha :D.

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Re: Funny story

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:35 pm UTC

This is just gigglefits.

I agree, sandwiches solve everything, even world hunger. But this is great. I especially like how Hoags put it, that's what I was thinking.
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