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Do you have a bowler?

I do!
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I don't.
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Otter/duck
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Do you have a bowler?

Postby clockworkmonk » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:11 pm UTC

I've been noticing several bowler derbies recently, both in rl and on the internet. So, who has one?
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby ThorFluff » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:13 pm UTC

I do actually own one, though i rarely wear it :P
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Cheese » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:16 pm UTC

I think I've got one, although there's a hole in the top and it's underneath everything else in my wardrobe. No, really, EVERYTHING else.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Malsies » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:35 pm UTC

I have one from when I dressed up as Alex from A Clockwork Orange.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:43 pm UTC

Hats are fun, of course I have one.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby bbctol » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:55 pm UTC

I wish I had one...

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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Rodan » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:58 pm UTC

I don't have one, but I should get one.
A fedora too...

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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Verator » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:58 pm UTC

I wish hats looked good on me...
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby KicktheCAN » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:07 am UTC

I need a bowler hat, and a top hat. But I have no idea where to get them.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:36 am UTC

Of course I have one.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby H.E.L.e.N. » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:44 am UTC

I have a bowler hat and a top hat. What now, internet?

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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Stief » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:57 am UTC

I don't...but I do have a purple felt top hat.... :mrgreen:
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby KicktheCAN » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:00 am UTC

Stief wrote:I don't...but I do have a purple felt top hat.... :mrgreen:


You lucky bastard.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Rodan » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:17 am UTC

KicktheCAN wrote:
Stief wrote:I don't...but I do have a purple felt top hat.... :mrgreen:


You lucky bastard.

I still prefer alan moore's purple bowler, I think.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Sarr » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:21 am UTC

Rodan wrote:I don't have one, but I should get one.
A fedora too...


I Don't have one, but I do have a fedora.

And obviously, otter/duck.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:28 am UTC

helen wrote:I have a bowler hat and a top hat. What now, internet?


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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby KicktheCAN » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:31 am UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
helen wrote:I have a bowler hat and a top hat. What now, internet?


Cane, pocket watch, cloak, waistcoat etc.


You are the envy of all, or at least me.
pollywog is awesome, that is all.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Stief » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:51 am UTC

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Me in said purple felt top hat...

(I was a ninja-aristocrat-Pirate that night...the mask got way too hot...)
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:07 am UTC

What now, bitches?
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby noparenthesis » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:07 am UTC

My roommate has a bowler. I, unfortunately, do not. (I do have a top hat, though. Also a pirate had, a cowboy hat, a couple of hats that I don't know the name of what kind they are, and a ballcap that says "CIA." I <3 hats.)
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Rodan » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:09 am UTC

I have... a suspicious lack of good hats.
Even though I really like hats.
odd.

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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:11 am UTC

Rodan wrote:I have... a suspicious lack of good hats.
Even though I really like hats.
odd.

This is my situation described in a nutshell.

But I shall remedy this. My next purchase shall be a bowler, if I find one. In fact, I'm going to begin actively searching now.

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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:11 am UTC

...

I didn't think felt purple top hats actually existed :shock: .

I do have a top hat though.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:29 am UTC

What did you think pimps wore to formal occasions? Purple felt cowboy hats just don't do the job, man.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:31 am UTC

Conceded.

In other news:

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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Stief » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:37 am UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:Conceded.

In other news:

beanie hats
jester hats



Beanie hats:will not fit over my hair
Jester hats: I have about 3...one is like the king of the other two...
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby CorranH » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:52 am UTC

No bowler, but I do have a very nice fedora.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Rodan » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:54 am UTC

CorranH wrote:No bowler, but I do have a very nice fedora.

mmm... fedora...

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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby fryman » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:15 am UTC

The only hats I own are a /. hat and an obligatory uni hat. I do own a Fidel Castro hat, but it is too small now. One of my floormates has a black fedora that he sticks an 18" ostrich feather in, as well as a black bowler. I want a red fedora with a Fedora/Red Hat logo on the inside, for the lulz.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Klye » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:47 am UTC

Actually it's a fedora. Seems close enough to say yes. It's my favorite hat, I wear it almost every other day.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Flying Betty » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:25 am UTC

Bowler, no. Red fedora, yes.

Oddly enough, I look pretty good in hats but I never wear them. I should remedy that.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby MoonBuggy » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:24 am UTC

Stief wrote:Image

Me in said purple felt top hat...

(I was a ninja-aristocrat-Pirate that night...the mask got way too hot...)

I have no good hats :( I need that one to go with my iridescent purple waistcoat though...
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Hoags » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:52 am UTC

Otter/duck.

I have a dark blue felt fedora. It is awesome.

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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby evilbeanfiend » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:17 am UTC

no but i wish i did :cry:
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Hit3k » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:25 am UTC

I used to have one... I don't know what happened to it..
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Neuman » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:40 pm UTC

I have a top hat, but the place I got it at didn't have a bowler in my size. [/soul-crushing disapointment]
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby MFHodge » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:06 pm UTC

I don't have many hats, since they don't fit my giant head that well. I have a cowboy hat that I look pretty good in. I should break that out more.

I do have two bowling balls though.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby sarahnade » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:14 pm UTC

My mom is a bowler. So technically a bowler had me.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Eleven » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:24 pm UTC

sarahnade: That made me gigglesnort. I'm reminded of why it's not a wonderful idea to be on the fora in class. :)

I has a bowler. It's bright blue (which I don't mind) and has a large, girly flower on one side (which I mind tremendously). As such, I do not wear it.
But Friday is hat day, and the black cowboy hat and the two bucket hats come out. Does anyone else put pins in their hats to make them more interesting? Not hatpins, but character pins or "my pin says this" pins.

Also, I have an iridescent, sparkly, light blue German motorcycle helmet. All I need now is a scooter motorcycle.
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Re: Do you have a bowler?

Postby Klye » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:09 pm UTC

sarahnade wrote:My mom is a bowler. So technically a bowler had me.


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