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Re: Creative Curses

Postby Swordfish » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:04 pm UTC

My made up swears usually any two of the following words: monkey, nut(s), crap, and wagons. Usually it's one of the first three followed by wagons.

Though I was playing Chrono Trigger once and yelled "Son of a crack smoking monkey!"
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Re: Creative Curses

Postby Kineticka » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:08 pm UTC

Oh. Also, some fun ones from my dad. He has a tendency to "mix" quotes when he's mad. Kind of like that guy in Boondock Saints.

"For crying out Christ's sake!" is the bastard child of "For crying out loud!" and "For christ's sake!"

His most recent jumble is "That guy doesn't know his ass from a hole in the wall," born of "doesn't know his ass from his elbow" and "I don't know him from a hole in the wall!"

It's pretty funny. I have to start writing them down when he says it.

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Re: Creative Curses

Postby German Sausage » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:47 am UTC

may all but one of your teeth fall out, so that you may still get toothache.
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Re: Creative Curses

Postby Vanguard » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:06 pm UTC

Kineticka wrote:Oh my god.

I'm laughing myself to tears. XD


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Re: Creative Curses

Postby Dark Ragnarok » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:49 pm UTC

Eh nothing interesting. I remember between an ex and me we used to say fuckdamnit a lot. But otherwise. Nothing special.

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Re: Creative Curses

Postby Kineticka » Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:57 pm UTC

Not a curse, but another jumble from my dad:

"Hey Dad, does (insert query here)?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
"No, Dad. I don't think he does."

Born of both-positive rhetorical answers of: "Is the Pope Catholic?" and "Does a bear shit in the woods?"


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