Actual Drnukenness!

Things that don't belong anywhere else. (Check first).

Moderators: Moderators General, Prelates, Magistrates

User avatar
wam
Posts: 199
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:08 am UTC
Location: South England

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby wam » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:29 pm UTC

whey free wine that needed finishing!

Also tonight was the first time iv actually really liked a red wine. Its only taken 10 years of drinking!
Come join us playing mafia signup here

User avatar
Cathy
Posts: 850
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:31 am UTC
Location: TX, USA

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Cathy » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:26 am UTC

wam wrote:whey free wine that needed finishing!

Also tonight was the first time iv actually really liked a red wine. Its only taken 10 years of drinking!

So uh that only gives me like 8 years to go...

:roll:
Amie wrote:Cathy, I now declare you to be an awesome person, by the powers vested in me by nobody, really.
yurell wrote:We need fewer homoeopaths, that way they'll be more potent!

User avatar
Samik
Posts: 503
Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 11:14 am UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Samik » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:51 am UTC

Cathy wrote:
wam wrote:Also tonight was the first time iv actually really liked a red wine. Its only taken 10 years of drinking!

So uh that only gives me like 8 years to go...

I think I acquired my tastes in reverse. I'm 25 and have just (as in within the last year) developed a taste for beer. Wine was in the middle, several years ago (although I still get very little out of whites). Vodka came first, but held the door open for several of its friends to follow presently.

And I do not think it was a case of "derp let's take shots and get smashed and only learn to appreciate flavor as we get older". I found the overall experience of drinking hard liquor to be most interesting at first; it was beer, to me, that came across as the alcohol one uses/abuses just for the sake of getting drunk. Hard liquor was for drinking while having one of those variety of social encounters / meaningful conversations that would accomplish more in the absence of sobriety, whereas beer for was for drinking when you didn't know what to do with your hands / vocal cords and had a lot of time to kill.


At least, that's what I felt when I was younger. I like it all just fine now, though I rarely drink these days.




Hm. There's probably an entire sub-forum devoted to alcohol. Or at least a thread or two in Food. *Checks* Yup - there it is, right at the top. I'll take my business there since I'm not currently eligible to remain in this thread.

User avatar
Giant Speck
Bouncy Sex Marshmallow
Posts: 3797
Joined: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:30 pm UTC
Location: Tucson, Arizona

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Giant Speck » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:51 am UTC

Drunk on a Wednesday night... interesting. This is unlike me.
"Did I say recently that I love Giant Speck? Because I love Giant Speck. He is the best." - Weeks

User avatar
Vieto
Posts: 1558
Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:44 pm UTC
Location: Canada

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Vieto » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:11 am UTC

gotta love rum. seriously, it's my favourite spirit. Especially clear rum, as it doesn't risk hangovers.

But yes, I am drunk :)
a.k.a. Cazador

User avatar
torontoraptor
Posts: 442
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby torontoraptor » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:32 am UTC

Young folk these fays are fucking sodft. Beere pong that ends before I enven finish my first pitcher at the bar?'
? WEAK< Alrthough a olot of them are very pretty.l Man, i wish more would happen tonight. If it ends now, thats kinda lame. But I know it probably is.
Promicin wrote:Now if I can just grab on with my tongue-like foot... wait. I am not a mussel.

pseudoidiot wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:fucking owls is enjoyable.
Someone should sig this

Chuff
CHOO CHOO I'M A TRAIN
Posts: 1018
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:45 am UTC
Location: The Purple Valley, Mass

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Chuff » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:19 am UTC

woop di doo, i am drnuk tonight. I talked to attractive strangers, as well, and felt terrible about invading their space.
The Great Hippo wrote:The internet's chief exports are cute kittens, porn, and Reasons Why You Are Completely Fucking Wrong.
addams wrote:How human of him. "If, they can do it, then, I can do it." Humans. Pfft. Poor us.

User avatar
torontoraptor
Posts: 442
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby torontoraptor » Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:15 am UTC

Welp, hee I ma again. First drink with good friend, which she tried to turn into a blind date with her friend, but then her girflend starting breaking up with her over phon,e, so that was bust. Then other friend was playing metal band at pub, so went there, ahd some drins. Was about to leave, but band guy bought my drink, because fuck yah, free drinks. Also, graduated army friend was aapparenlty at the exrerice where this occusred: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsPIzRsUtlE
Promicin wrote:Now if I can just grab on with my tongue-like foot... wait. I am not a mussel.

pseudoidiot wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:fucking owls is enjoyable.
Someone should sig this

PerchloricAcid
Posts: 339
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:09 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby PerchloricAcid » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:22 pm UTC

Hi. It's fun and guilt-inducing at the same time.

User avatar
Odd_nonposter
Posts: 140
Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:44 am UTC
Location: Ohio

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Odd_nonposter » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:16 am UTC

Frats are fun to get drunk at. especially when you have shit for a tolerance.

And three guys told me to lighten up[. can you imageine that, for an aspie? Not hard, right? Gop find some sloots, they say. Go with the flow, they say. That'd be easy, if I didn't have such a fine line between social inhibition and staggering druk.

I have a 830 chem lab tomeorrow. fun, fun, fun.

I gotta sleep this off quick/.. ...but Pandora is sounds so amazing! This shit woulld sound so shitty if I were sober.

...okay, back form a piss.

why am I talking like this is some kinhd of real-time narrative? You read forum poists like thery're somekinda coherent thoufht chunk.
Well, I'm not coheerent at alll right now, such fuck that.
I should probably submit this thing npow... and go to lsepp
CorruptUser wrote:Religions are like genitalia. It's OK to have them, but don't whip them out in public, don't argue about whose is better, and keep them away from my kids.

User avatar
Sruixan
Posts: 89
Joined: Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:40 pm UTC
Location: seaside or spires

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Sruixan » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:38 pm UTC

I am taking this opportunity. I don't actually think I'm totally drunk because i did keep saying I gad to get up this morning but I'm certainly tipsy enought to have a hard time with the whole balancing malarkey and be rather too reliant on autocorrect, so obviously the perfect thing to do at this juncture tis post in some random internet thread. Why do I have so many extraneous T's? Pfft, goodness inky knows. I should veblay do the sleey thing before I regret it all... of course druunk me is more loquacious than normal, t makes so mich sense...
This is, er, no offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
That's just, um, beautiful, beautiful beautiful... just beautiful.
One hot summer's night Lorraine said: "It's time for you to see the lighthouse"
Dr. Ivanovich, was it really necessary?

User avatar
cjmcjmcjmcjm
Posts: 1158
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:15 am UTC
Location: Anywhere the internet is strong

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:11 pm UTC

Not drunk yet, but will be soon. Party-thyme! Excellent!
frezik wrote:Anti-photons move at the speed of dark

DemonDeluxe wrote:Paying to have laws written that allow you to do what you want, is a lot cheaper than paying off the judge every time you want to get away with something shady.

User avatar
Whelan
Posts: 2214
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:16 pm UTC
Location: Londonshire.

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Whelan » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:20 am UTC

'I likie underworld on a friday night. It's not extortionate to get in )Alathoug h drinks are once y'are) aaaand tbe music's class, e'en if DJ's not.
"I like to be understood whenever I open my mouth; I have a horror of blinding people with science"- Richard Dawkins
Weeks wrote:
TaintedDeity wrote:And all I get is this tame space dragon. Where's my recognition?!
A tame dragon is its own reward.

User avatar
cjmcjmcjmcjm
Posts: 1158
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:15 am UTC
Location: Anywhere the internet is strong

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:15 am UTC

What up, my homies G?
frezik wrote:Anti-photons move at the speed of dark

DemonDeluxe wrote:Paying to have laws written that allow you to do what you want, is a lot cheaper than paying off the judge every time you want to get away with something shady.

PerchloricAcid
Posts: 339
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:09 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby PerchloricAcid » Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:09 am UTC

Not drunk yet, but working on it gradually.
Beer, Californication, orange light from some hippy lamp I got... whoaaa.
Solitude drinking is da best!

User avatar
torontoraptor
Posts: 442
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby torontoraptor » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:13 am UTC

I''''''m drunk. ANd I have to see a prof tomorrow. Fucl. Why did i choose to drink? This was a bad choiiice. I can also type really well with my eytes closed. Fuck yah. I was still hungover from last night, went to bar doe lunch, then went to bar again, and then watched movies and draink, and then bar again, but this time different bar. Loud obnoixious people are really annoying. I don't care that you don't know any of the poeple here. The'=y're all nice! They'd all be willing to meet you! But yuo're just kindy douchey, even if you're quite alright when sobert. Tomorrow is supposed to be more drinking, but I think I'm going to pass. Both due to actual real life duties, and for my liver's sake. Not the wine, the oh god please stop thing. Yah. I seem to be rambling...on my wayward son :LD
Promicin wrote:Now if I can just grab on with my tongue-like foot... wait. I am not a mussel.

pseudoidiot wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:fucking owls is enjoyable.
Someone should sig this

PerchloricAcid
Posts: 339
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:09 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby PerchloricAcid » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:04 am UTC

Drinking alone, second time in like a week. Not quite drunk yet.
Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.

User avatar
ArgonV
Posts: 1792
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:08 pm UTC
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby ArgonV » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:33 am UTC

PerchloricAcid wrote:Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.

Really? I don't think it differs.

I'm not really that drunk, but I've had a few Belgian beers and a few joints with friends. Glad it was walking distance. Both by themselves weren't terribly impressive, but the synergic effects are awesome. Glad I don't have to do anything tomorrow before 13:00 (10,5 hours from now), just in case.

User avatar
Zarq
Posts: 1993
Joined: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:29 pm UTC
Location: Third Rock from Earth's Yellow Sun

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Zarq » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:35 am UTC

PerchloricAcid wrote:Drinking alone, second time in like a week. Not quite drunk yet.
Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.


Did you drink it straight from the bottle/can or pour it in a glass? I can see how glass on your lips vs. metal on your lips can be a difference.
You rang?

"It is better to shit yourself, than to die of constipation." - Some picture on reddit

User avatar
ArgonV
Posts: 1792
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:08 pm UTC
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby ArgonV » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:36 am UTC

Zarq wrote:
PerchloricAcid wrote:Drinking alone, second time in like a week. Not quite drunk yet.
Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.


Did you drink it straight from the bottle/can or pour it in a glass? I can see how glass on your lips vs. metal on your lips can be a difference.

Still doesn't matter to me :mrgreen:

mercutio_stencil
Posts: 293
Joined: Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:36 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby mercutio_stencil » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:23 am UTC

PerchloricAcid wrote:Drinking alone, second time in like a week. Not quite drunk yet.
Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.


Now now, metal cans are a better method of preserving beer. Bottle caps are slightly oxygen permeable, and can allow for staling, whereas metal cans are almost entirely impermeable. Granted, early canning lines, especially those used by small craft brewers had awful oxygen pickup. Luckily, most modern canning lines have overcome that problem.

Of course, there is still that image thing. I agree with you, beer in a can doesn't seem as 'right' as beer in a bottle, but I'm slowly getting over it.

And either way, it should be poured into a glass.

Apparently, I'm a didactic drunk...

User avatar
semicharmed
Posts: 911
Joined: Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:04 am UTC
Contact:

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby semicharmed » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:40 pm UTC

Very much legally posting.

Ukrainian birthdays could very well be the death of me.

User avatar
Thesh
Made to Fuck Dinosaurs
Posts: 5497
Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:55 am UTC
Location: Colorado

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Thesh » Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:16 am UTC

I ran out of lemons for long island iced tea, so I took a shot of gin and cointreau, and another of rum. If I have another, it's going to end badly.
Honesty replaced by greed, they gave us the reason to fight and bleed
They try to torch our faith and hope, spit at our presence and detest our goals

PerchloricAcid
Posts: 339
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:09 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby PerchloricAcid » Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:07 pm UTC

Not drinking/drunk atm, but willing to answer :mrgreen:

I drank from the can, so it's not about the lips - there's something about the taste.
Not even the image thing, it's purely a taste thing. Dunno why.
Similar with Coca-Cola (I barely like it anyway, though). When I seldom drink it, the ones from the glass bottles taste the best.

@Thesh: that's a beautiful cat on your avatar!

User avatar
torontoraptor
Posts: 442
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby torontoraptor » Wed May 09, 2012 6:58 am UTC

Us engineers have a song, called godiaca. iT EGNEALLRAY ends when someone get s bored and sings the verse that mostly talks baout houw we're lost on a bus. I wasn't lost, but i was on bus. glad my more drunk dreindf didn't sing it. ASlso, ryerson knows how to go a proper student bar. apparently, stark->stankc.)->snarck.. zFuck. Toffee tasty.
Promicin wrote:Now if I can just grab on with my tongue-like foot... wait. I am not a mussel.

pseudoidiot wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:fucking owls is enjoyable.
Someone should sig this

User avatar
t1mm01994
Posts: 299
Joined: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:16 pm UTC
Location: San Francisco.. Wait up, I'll tell you some tales!

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby t1mm01994 » Thu May 10, 2012 11:39 pm UTC

So yeah, caps is difficult, judging by most posts in the past page. I'm drunk, not a native speaker, but I believe I can execute this post flawlessly. Please stop by the Mafia forums and lead a lynch on me if I can't though, I'm always glad to have more fans stopping by. If you do, kill Adam H first. It's not like I hold a grudge against him, he just should die everytime you join a game against him :)

PerchloricAcid
Posts: 339
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:09 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby PerchloricAcid » Sat May 12, 2012 8:13 pm UTC

During the last two weeks, I've been drinking more days than I haven't.
Drunkish atm.

User avatar
ArgonV
Posts: 1792
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:08 pm UTC
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby ArgonV » Sun May 13, 2012 3:20 am UTC

It's friggin light oustdie! Already? Yes! Bad? No. Should I be asleep? Hells yeah!

User avatar
Giant Speck
Bouncy Sex Marshmallow
Posts: 3797
Joined: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:30 pm UTC
Location: Tucson, Arizona

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Giant Speck » Sun May 13, 2012 5:53 am UTC

A Long Island Iced Tea, followed by a Diet Hansen's Tangerine Lime with triple sec, lemon juice, and vodka. Mmmm...
"Did I say recently that I love Giant Speck? Because I love Giant Speck. He is the best." - Weeks

User avatar
lizkatz
Posts: 8
Joined: Sun May 13, 2012 3:38 pm UTC
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby lizkatz » Sun May 13, 2012 3:57 pm UTC

I live off of Delirium!!!

User avatar
Felstaff
Occam's Taser
Posts: 5159
Joined: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:10 pm UTC
Location: ¢ ₪ ¿ ¶ § ∴ ® © ™ ؟ ¡ ‽ æ Þ ° ₰ ₤ ಡಢ

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Felstaff » Mon May 14, 2012 9:29 am UTC

lizkatz wrote:I live off of Delirium!!!

Delirium Tremens, I do hope. The glasses come with tiny elephants printed on them.
Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

User avatar
cemper93
Posts: 209
Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:35 pm UTC
Location: `pwd`

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby cemper93 » Fri May 25, 2012 11:12 pm UTC

Hi II am Drink ans writing odd my phone. I also an stoned but you already realized. There was some really nice partyin NH gong on because of my birth day. I an nine teen now and feel old an drunk. There is also a Tram but i'm still waiting for it. Few day ago I did my school finals in English and had 15/15 points, don't feel like that now. First I wanted to write about weird effects alcohol has on the human libido but then the thc set in. still have to wait like 14 minus. Maybe tomorrow I wish I had not written this but maybe that's normal., woah i'm on the stuff. See you all wish you a nice holiday

User avatar
ArgonV
Posts: 1792
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:08 pm UTC
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby ArgonV » Fri May 25, 2012 11:50 pm UTC

Noooooo! You're not the only Ukrainian I know. And no, the other one isn't yuor twin sister. That'd be cheatin'! And I gneerally don't do cheatin'!

User avatar
Apparently Anonymous
Posts: 438
Joined: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:17 pm UTC
Location: The blogosphere

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Apparently Anonymous » Sun May 27, 2012 8:54 pm UTC

Tonight is a "Captain Morgan's straight from the bottle" kind of night. Might be posting here in 20 mins or so.

User avatar
Von Haus
Posts: 757
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:15 pm UTC
Location: Probably somewhere he shouldn't be...

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Von Haus » Wed May 30, 2012 12:25 pm UTC

Wow, I should not be able to legitimately post here at half one the morning, or afternoon even, after. But here I am. I also appear to have a large bite mark on my arm...
A bee sees Dee 'effigy' Hitch, I 'Jay' kill, amen OP, queue arresty UV double, you ex-wizard!

User avatar
ArgonV
Posts: 1792
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:08 pm UTC
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby ArgonV » Wed May 30, 2012 1:00 pm UTC

Von Haus wrote:Wow, I should not be able to legitimately post here at half one the morning, or afternoon even, after. But here I am. I also appear to have a large bite mark on my arm...

Were you dressed as a pirate and did a German girl wanted to steal your flintlock pistol, but you wouldn't let her and then she bit you? That happened to me once :P

User avatar
Von Haus
Posts: 757
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:15 pm UTC
Location: Probably somewhere he shouldn't be...

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Von Haus » Wed May 30, 2012 1:37 pm UTC

Alas I was not dressed as a pirate last night, and the only time I've had a flintlock pistol while dressed as a pirate I managed to lose it. :( Subsequent research has suggested that the bite was self inflicted. It's on my biceps (yes biceps not bicep, apparently biceps is in fact the singular, news to me) exactly at the point where my mouth hits it when I raise my arm to my mouth.

Is there a better way to phrase that last sentence (ignoring the bit in parentheses)? It seems really ungainly but I don't know how to write it in a more refined way.
A bee sees Dee 'effigy' Hitch, I 'Jay' kill, amen OP, queue arresty UV double, you ex-wizard!

Save Point
Posts: 425
Joined: Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:27 am UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Save Point » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:34 am UTC

Um, I'm really drunk.

Lagunitas Wilco Tango Foxtrot Ale.

"Jobless recovery" ale, self-described.

Also leftover Guinness, and whiskey. AND HEY, what's up?

User avatar
torontoraptor
Posts: 442
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:58 pm UTC

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby torontoraptor » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:01 am UTC

Well fuck. I'm really drunl. Acheivved goal of being shitavfecedcx this weekend. Fdrank almost a sicpack (gamve then rest to brithdat bou), and then drank (along wit otheres), amlost a 26 of fireball. Honestly, this is one of the best things for passing among fdriends. Its tasty, and as long as you like it, youll like more of it, so peplase woull frink a olot. So much of tis post pis unmispelleed., its proabaly unreadle. I'm sorry, people of xkcd,. j should have better quality drunkm psots. Seiousaly, best night of the weekend by far. After the week i had, sooooo worth it.
Promicin wrote:Now if I can just grab on with my tongue-like foot... wait. I am not a mussel.

pseudoidiot wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:fucking owls is enjoyable.
Someone should sig this

PurplePenguin
Posts: 38
Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:20 pm UTC
Location: Scotland

Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby PurplePenguin » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:02 pm UTC

I do believe I belong here! And this is my disclaimer for any posts I make elsewhere during this period of non soberness.
But it's okay os my dear friend is taking me to stranger's house for dinner so I will be separated from the internet. Which is good for everyone! Hurray!


Return to “General”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: elasto and 44 guests