xkcd

by **Whelan** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:45 am UTC

I hereby dedicate tomorrow's hangover to Saturn.

by **WarDaft** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:28 am UTC

Hmm, two pitchers of beer.

I suppose I'm drunkish now. I might even get a hangover - it was beer after all, not vodka.

And a mere three posts on St. Patrick's day? I could not be more disappointed in you all... unless your excuse is that you couldn't actually find your computer. In that case, you are forgiven.

by **SurgicalSteel** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:29 am UTC

To be fair: I didn't realize it was St. Patricks until I read your post.

by **sophyturtle** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:45 am UTC

I AM SO DRUNK I WANT TO DO STUPID THINGS. ALL THE THINGS. AND NOT BECOMING SOME FUCKING HOUSE WIFE.
what the fuck drunk sophy way to bring it down.
but really. Being drunkwas more fun when I was single and blah blah blah I about to said being an asshole shit and I should just have a smoke and go to bed.
blarg

by **wam** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:29 pm UTC

whey free wine that needed finishing!

Also tonight was the first time iv actually really liked a red wine. Its only taken 10 years of drinking!

by **Cathy** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:26 am UTC

wam wrote:whey free wine that needed finishing!

Also tonight was the first time iv actually really liked a red wine. Its only taken 10 years of drinking!

So uh that only gives me like 8 years to go...

:roll:

by **Samik** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:51 am UTC

Cathy wrote:
wam wrote:Also tonight was the first time iv actually really liked a red wine. Its only taken 10 years of drinking!

So uh that only gives me like 8 years to go...

I think I acquired my tastes in reverse. I'm 25 and have just (as in within the last year) developed a taste for beer. Wine was in the middle, several years ago (although I still get very little out of whites). Vodka came first, but held the door open for several of its friends to follow presently.

And I do not think it was a case of "derp let's take shots and get smashed and only learn to appreciate flavor as we get older". I found the overall experience of drinking hard liquor to be most interesting at first; it was beer, to me, that came across as the alcohol one uses/abuses just for the sake of getting drunk. Hard liquor was for drinking while having one of those variety of social encounters / meaningful conversations that would accomplish more in the absence of sobriety, whereas beer for was for drinking when you didn't know what to do with your hands / vocal cords and had a lot of time to kill.

At least, that's what I felt when I was younger. I like it all just fine now, though I rarely drink these days.

Hm. There's probably an entire sub-forum devoted to alcohol. Or at least a thread or two in Food. *Checks* Yup - there it is, right at the top. I'll take my business there since I'm not currently eligible to remain in this thread.

by **Giant Speck** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:51 am UTC

Drunk on a Wednesday night... interesting. This is unlike me.

by **Vieto** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:11 am UTC

gotta love rum. seriously, it's my favourite spirit. Especially clear rum, as it doesn't risk hangovers.

But yes, I am drunk

by **torontoraptor** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:32 am UTC

Young folk these fays are fucking sodft. Beere pong that ends before I enven finish my first pitcher at the bar?'
? WEAK< Alrthough a olot of them are very pretty.l Man, i wish more would happen tonight. If it ends now, thats kinda lame. But I know it probably is.

by **Chuff** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:19 am UTC

woop di doo, i am drnuk tonight. I talked to attractive strangers, as well, and felt terrible about invading their space.

by **torontoraptor** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:15 am UTC

Welp, hee I ma again. First drink with good friend, which she tried to turn into a blind date with her friend, but then her girflend starting breaking up with her over phon,e, so that was bust. Then other friend was playing metal band at pub, so went there, ahd some drins. Was about to leave, but band guy bought my drink, because fuck yah, free drinks. Also, graduated army friend was aapparenlty at the exrerice where this occusred: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsPIzRsUtlE

by **PerchloricAcid** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:22 pm UTC

Hi. It's fun and guilt-inducing at the same time.

by **Odd_nonposter** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:16 am UTC

Frats are fun to get drunk at. especially when you have shit for a tolerance.

And three guys told me to lighten up[. can you imageine that, for an aspie? Not hard, right? Gop find some sloots, they say. Go with the flow, they say. That'd be easy, if I didn't have such a fine line between social inhibition and staggering druk.

I have a 830 chem lab tomeorrow. fun, fun, fun.

I gotta sleep this off quick/.. ...but Pandora is sounds so amazing! This shit woulld sound so shitty if I were sober.

...okay, back form a piss.

why am I talking like this is some kinhd of real-time narrative? You read forum poists like thery're somekinda coherent thoufht chunk.
Well, I'm not coheerent at alll right now, such fuck that.
I should probably submit this thing npow... and go to lsepp

by **Sruixan** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:38 pm UTC

I am taking this opportunity. I don't actually think I'm totally drunk because i did keep saying I gad to get up this morning but I'm certainly tipsy enought to have a hard time with the whole balancing malarkey and be rather too reliant on autocorrect, so obviously the perfect thing to do at this juncture tis post in some random internet thread. Why do I have so many extraneous T's? Pfft, goodness inky knows. I should veblay do the sleey thing before I regret it all... of course druunk me is more loquacious than normal, t makes so mich sense...

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:11 pm UTC

Not drunk yet, but will be soon. Party-thyme! Excellent!

by **Whelan** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:20 am UTC

'I likie underworld on a friday night. It's not extortionate to get in )Alathoug h drinks are once y'are) aaaand tbe music's class, e'en if DJ's not.

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:15 am UTC

What up, my homies G?

by **PerchloricAcid** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:09 am UTC

Not drunk yet, but working on it gradually.
Beer, Californication, orange light from some hippy lamp I got... whoaaa.
Solitude drinking is da best!

by **torontoraptor** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:13 am UTC

I''''''m drunk. ANd I have to see a prof tomorrow. Fucl. Why did i choose to drink? This was a bad choiiice. I can also type really well with my eytes closed. Fuck yah. I was still hungover from last night, went to bar doe lunch, then went to bar again, and then watched movies and draink, and then bar again, but this time different bar. Loud obnoixious people are really annoying. I don't care that you don't know any of the poeple here. The'=y're all nice! They'd all be willing to meet you! But yuo're just kindy douchey, even if you're quite alright when sobert. Tomorrow is supposed to be more drinking, but I think I'm going to pass. Both due to actual real life duties, and for my liver's sake. Not the wine, the oh god please stop thing. Yah. I seem to be rambling...on my wayward son :LD

by **PerchloricAcid** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:04 am UTC

Drinking alone, second time in like a week. Not quite drunk yet.
Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.

by **ArgonV** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:33 am UTC

PerchloricAcid wrote:Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.

Really? I don't think it differs.

I'm not really that drunk, but I've had a few Belgian beers and a few joints with friends. Glad it was walking distance. Both by themselves weren't terribly impressive, but the synergic effects are awesome. Glad I don't have to do anything tomorrow before 13:00 (10,5 hours from now), just in case.

by **Zarq** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:35 am UTC

PerchloricAcid wrote:Drinking alone, second time in like a week. Not quite drunk yet.
Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.

Did you drink it straight from the bottle/can or pour it in a glass? I can see how glass on your lips vs. metal on your lips can be a difference.

by **ArgonV** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:36 am UTC

Zarq wrote:
PerchloricAcid wrote:Drinking alone, second time in like a week. Not quite drunk yet.
Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.

Did you drink it straight from the bottle/can or pour it in a glass? I can see how glass on your lips vs. metal on your lips can be a difference.

Still doesn't matter to me :mrgreen:

by **mercutio_stencil** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:23 am UTC

PerchloricAcid wrote:Drinking alone, second time in like a week. Not quite drunk yet.
Bought beer in a metal can, stupid idea. Shouldn't have been a cheapskate. Glass bottle>>metal can.

Now now, metal cans are a better method of preserving beer. Bottle caps are slightly oxygen permeable, and can allow for staling, whereas metal cans are almost entirely impermeable. Granted, early canning lines, especially those used by small craft brewers had awful oxygen pickup. Luckily, most modern canning lines have overcome that problem.

Of course, there is still that image thing. I agree with you, beer in a can doesn't seem as 'right' as beer in a bottle, but I'm slowly getting over it.

And either way, it should be poured into a glass.

Apparently, I'm a didactic drunk...

by **semicharmed** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:40 pm UTC

Very much legally posting.

Ukrainian birthdays could very well be the death of me.

by **Thesh** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:16 am UTC

I ran out of lemons for long island iced tea, so I took a shot of gin and cointreau, and another of rum. If I have another, it's going to end badly.

by **PerchloricAcid** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:07 pm UTC

Not drinking/drunk atm, but willing to answer :mrgreen:

I drank from the can, so it's not about the lips - there's something about the taste.
Not even the image thing, it's purely a taste thing. Dunno why.
Similar with Coca-Cola (I barely like it anyway, though). When I seldom drink it, the ones from the glass bottles taste the best.

@Thesh: that's a beautiful cat on your avatar!

by **torontoraptor** » Wed May 09, 2012 6:58 am UTC

Us engineers have a song, called godiaca. iT EGNEALLRAY ends when someone get s bored and sings the verse that mostly talks baout houw we're lost on a bus. I wasn't lost, but i was on bus. glad my more drunk dreindf didn't sing it. ASlso, ryerson knows how to go a proper student bar. apparently, stark->stankc.)->snarck.. zFuck. Toffee tasty.

by **t1mm01994** » Thu May 10, 2012 11:39 pm UTC

So yeah, caps is difficult, judging by most posts in the past page. I'm drunk, not a native speaker, but I believe I can execute this post flawlessly. Please stop by the Mafia forums and lead a lynch on me if I can't though, I'm always glad to have more fans stopping by. If you do, kill Adam H first. It's not like I hold a grudge against him, he just should die everytime you join a game against him

by **PerchloricAcid** » Sat May 12, 2012 8:13 pm UTC

During the last two weeks, I've been drinking more days than I haven't.
Drunkish atm.

by **ArgonV** » Sun May 13, 2012 3:20 am UTC

It's friggin light oustdie! Already? Yes! Bad? No. Should I be asleep? Hells yeah!

by **Giant Speck** » Sun May 13, 2012 5:53 am UTC

A Long Island Iced Tea, followed by a Diet Hansen's Tangerine Lime with triple sec, lemon juice, and vodka. Mmmm...

by **lizkatz** » Sun May 13, 2012 3:57 pm UTC

I live off of Delirium!!!

by **Felstaff** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:29 am UTC

lizkatz wrote:I live off of Delirium!!!

Delirium Tremens, I do hope. The glasses come with tiny elephants printed on them.

by **cemper93** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:12 pm UTC

Hi II am Drink ans writing odd my phone. I also an stoned but you already realized. There was some really nice partyin NH gong on because of my birth day. I an nine teen now and feel old an drunk. There is also a Tram but i'm still waiting for it. Few day ago I did my school finals in English and had 15/15 points, don't feel like that now. First I wanted to write about weird effects alcohol has on the human libido but then the thc set in. still have to wait like 14 minus. Maybe tomorrow I wish I had not written this but maybe that's normal., woah i'm on the stuff. See you all wish you a nice holiday

by **ArgonV** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:50 pm UTC

Noooooo! You're not the only Ukrainian I know. And no, the other one isn't yuor twin sister. That'd be cheatin'! And I gneerally don't do cheatin'!

by **Apparently Anonymous** » Sun May 27, 2012 8:54 pm UTC

Tonight is a "Captain Morgan's straight from the bottle" kind of night. Might be posting here in 20 mins or so.

by **Von Haus** » Wed May 30, 2012 12:25 pm UTC

Wow, I should not be able to legitimately post here at half one the morning, or afternoon even, after. But here I am. I also appear to have a large bite mark on my arm...

by **ArgonV** » Wed May 30, 2012 1:00 pm UTC

Von Haus wrote:Wow, I should not be able to legitimately post here at half one the morning, or afternoon even, after. But here I am. I also appear to have a large bite mark on my arm...

Were you dressed as a pirate and did a German girl wanted to steal your flintlock pistol, but you wouldn't let her and then she bit you? That happened to me once

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