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Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:07 am UTC
by clintonius
Bummer. For what it's worth, I'm right there with ya. We should have a New Jersey High Tolerance meetup sometime.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:30 am UTC
by olivery2k
I haven't been active on this forum for a long time.....
Actually I haven't really been active here at all, but somehow I feel the need to post right now... while drunk (great idea, huh?)

but maybe its just my drunken state of mind that urges me to post right now .... well, this is the drunk-thread after all....

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:47 am UTC
by Briareos
When I get drunk I miss all my old friends from undergrad. Tonight was a particularly poignant night. It was sad; I was at the pub alone.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:54 am UTC
by Jessica
So, I'm not as drunk as I was last night. But, still I'm drunk. I talked to two random people today.

Yay!

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:42 am UTC
by 1hitcombo
I met a random person while I was drunk today too! Hooray for social lives!

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:28 pm UTC
by Amoeba
Oh no, I'm kinda pissed. But yay karaoke!

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:00 am UTC
by hack124x768
MY poor drunk thead!~ Why wasn't tnhou on page on? I needs you when I am happy wil aclcohol!

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:05 am UTC
by Gojoe
What seems to be the officer, Problem?

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:15 am UTC
by pollywog
Good afterble, consternoon. Can you hold my beer while I put my seatbelt on?

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:24 am UTC
by suffer-cait
a bit past buzzed, yay smirnoff!
it is sooo nice that there is some place that actually wants me to post while drunk
mostly i post myspace bullitians to everyone and they're like go get life
yay! you people! =]

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:27 am UTC
by Jessica
I am consuming alcohol and watching buffy.
If I had pills I'd consume them.

I want to not remember.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:14 am UTC
by KingLoser
Hammered.

Two days of solid drunkardness. Bring on the day of rest!

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:41 am UTC
by Amarantha
My lemon was lorge. THerofore it gove me like 2 shots of juice. So I had to add 2 shots each of brandy and cointreou to make my sidecayr. Also, it's the best sidecar i've hade, despite the lomen tnot being frest. Good way to relak after a weekend of hardcore yardwork destroying fenco, rtees rubbish pile, weeds etc :)

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:54 am UTC
by hack124x768
Wow, I really love being a lightweight. I'm on my 6th beer and I'm pretty smashed. Apparently not enough to lose typing ability though...

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:35 pm UTC
by Dobblesworth
I'm Ctrl-V'ing here what I typed last night in the aftermath of my Cambridge College's Matriculation Formal Dinner, an event during which I probably consumed 6 glasses worth of various wines. For posterity, here's unedited inebriated typos from Dobblesworth:

"I know I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcholo, but I didng;t think my college's matriculation dinner at Camrbidgwe would leave me this tipsyu by the dne of a 6 course meal. I mean, I onyl had 2 glasses champagne, 1 glass ered, 1 glass white and 1 glas pudding wine, with a fgew refills over the course of the evening, but surelty that shouldn't give me a seiours drunken stagger and such a pathetic typing ability. I sreripusly can't be arsed to caclulatie the number of units that is equivalent to. And eyes I have keft the typos in to buff my agrgumengt. Thankyou and goodnight.
Oh gods, and I have 9am lectures in the morning... gah!"


It didn't leave me too hungover this morning.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:42 am UTC
by The Scyphozoa
This guy is drnuk. viewtopic.php?p=952823#p952823

My attachment was today's comic (actuarial) edited to say "2058: Randall Munroe dies."

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:00 am UTC
by KingLoser
There are many terms for having consumed a drop too much drink, many are used elsewhere, but the Irish tendency is to attempt to find the most descriptive adjective yet on each occasion. Some examples: "loaded", "blocked", "twisted", "full" (common in Ulster), "as full as a Gypsy's tit", "spannered","Spangled", "scuttered", "menashed", "stocious/stotious", "bananas", "baloobas" (common in Cavan), "locked", "langered", "mouldy" (pron. mowldy as in "fowl"; used in Galway esp.), "polluted", "flootered", "plastered", "bolloxed", "banjaxed", "well out of it", "wankered", "fucked", "fuckered","paraplegic" (common in Kilkenny), "ossified", "binned", "rat-arsed”, "gee-eyed", "demented" "flahed drunk" "langers altogether" "in shit drunk" (common in Cork), "buckled", "steaming"( common in Donegal), "messy", "rotten", "out of me tree" (common in Limerick) "off me head altogether", "off my face", "sloppy", "cabbaged", "wasted", "paralytic/palatic", "full as a boot", "full up", "full as the bingo bus" (common in Louth), "legless", "hammered", "circling over Shannon", "blootered", "squooshed", "banjoed", "mullered", "bingoed", "mangled", "ruined", "landed", "cant even see my hand in front of my face" "half-tore", "oiled", "jarred" (not too drunk, "I'm not drunk, I'm just a bit jarred!"), "scorched", "in the horrors"(common in Waterford), "stoned" (Louth/South Monaghan only), "I'm off my tits", "pissed", "cut and half cut", "flamin'" (common in Kerry), "sozzled", "blottoed", "trolleyed", "sloshed", "wrecked", "rancid", "goosed", "off my game", "off my trolley", "gimped", "destroyed", "rote", "rote off", "guitaroed" '"I wasn't banjoed I was guitaroed"', "steamed" (common in Mayo) (Phrases in italics are more "colourful")

In da fookin HORRORS.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:01 am UTC
by MotorToad
Herro, drunkt thread. I am the it. Plz 2 see liquor thread for the why.

Oh, that and Irish Car Bombs with Imperial Stout. Effing ungodly yum. I felt bad about treating Imperial Stout that way, but it didn't seem to mind. :)

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:02 am UTC
by Lt Greatsocks
Me and my homeboy tom were hitting a handle of captain morgan pretty hard. He was taking huge sips though so he's a lot more drunk. He started puking. It's kinda funny. I'ma get back to him. i'll post later. Peace homies.

BTW, spiced rum doesn't taste that bad. I drank some. I dropped me fucking phone in the toilet. It's not gonna work so well now. I'ma have to used my birthday money to pay for a new phone. I just turned 16, and I'm spending my fucking birthday money on a new phone. and my mom came out and saw tom drunk. That shit sucks. She's all pissed and everything. I think I can act straight when I'm drunk, not when I'm high though. I say "dude" too much when I'm high.

P.S. Deerhoof makes sense when you think about it. They're very percussion oriented. Fun band. Talk you all later.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:18 am UTC
by benjhuey
So I guess I should post in here while I'm drunk at least once. Usually I hit the sack right after a night out on the town, but actually home at a reasonable hour, so whatever.

Am I supposed to type like I'm drunk or what, because honestly, this isn't that hard. Also, do I put a question mark or a period after that last sentence? I start with a quesiton but end in a statement, so I'm not sure what I should be doing.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:28 am UTC
by mrbaggins
Not drunk now, was last night.

Was out at the pub with some friends... had a chick in black eyeing me... Then her and her friends went to the dancefloor, and she death stared me the entire way to the floor. I now regret not going and saying something, as 10 minutes later when my friends and I moved to the dance floor, I couldn't find her again.

I needed to have accrued some more liquid courage methinks.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:47 am UTC
by cygnus
Well here i am bbut im not reaslly totally drnuk im just fairly tips i';m so glad i'm suhc a lightwiehgt it maeakes things so muchs esaseier and cheapere r :D

forfr the record di am actualay awware 5that i am makaking the msot exotic sort of tyupos but i'm s leaving them in there for dthe sake of authenticity. btu since my mottor funcitons are th e firsts to sufferfe "underr the inf luence" and my mental procsesess are left fairarly intact until i am condidsiderably more durnk, ihave littlee in th ea way of interesting insight to offerrrrr to you all unfortgunatley. mayebe i wil f come back her when i ma rather morere thdruink and reading in sihindsight wil mbe quiete amsuing.

alsoo theree shoulkd be a stoooooooooooooooooooooned thread mayeb me thiksn?

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:30 pm UTC
by Lord Aurora
I am Jack's painful hangover.

Also, last night, I met Jill's cockblocking bitch of a roommate.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:17 am UTC
by jerome_bc
Lt Greatsocks wrote:Me and my homeboy tom were hitting a handle of captain morgan pretty hard. He was taking huge sips though so he's a lot more drunk. He started puking. It's kinda funny. I'ma get back to him. i'll post later. Peace homies.

BTW, spiced rum doesn't taste that bad. I drank some. I dropped me fucking phone in the toilet. It's not gonna work so well now. I'ma have to used my birthday money to pay for a new phone. I just turned 16, and I'm spending my fucking birthday money on a new phone. and my mom came out and saw tom drunk. That shit sucks. She's all pissed and everything. I think I can act straight when I'm drunk, not when I'm high though. I say "dude" too much when I'm high.

P.S. Deerhoof makes sense when you think about it. They're very percussion oriented. Fun band. Talk you all later.


Good ole Captain Morgan. I've had some of the Dark variety tonight, but I don't think I'm quite drunk as I'm still able to type reasonably well. Tipsy seems like the right word. I thank daylight saving time for the extra hour of sleep, because I work early tomorrow morning.

I can't act straight when I'm high either. When I try I think "I must not laugh... must not laugh", but the thought makes me laugh like a madman and then everybody knows I'm high.

Random thought: Led Zeppelin kicks ass. Hard.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:42 am UTC
by Account20151023
Effin' A.

Drnuk tonight.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:13 am UTC
by Ian Ex Machina
Doo doo doo, tired and drunk, but not enough of either for me to sleep or ignore the terrible dancing or the spellcheck button. (doo is not a word.)

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:24 am UTC
by Ell
I've had half a bottle of vodka and I'm half naked, but dammit if I'm not going to post here. Nekkid Ell, reporting for duty.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:41 am UTC
by telcontar42
It's really hard to read any threads while I'm drunk and tired. If any of the posts are more that about three lines, I lose interest completely.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:42 am UTC
by lowbart
Image

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:16 am UTC
by SecondTalon
Finally, a map of New York that appeals to me!

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:37 am UTC
by Senefen
Got drunken relationship discussing text message from boyfriend last night. Less fun than random babbling ones >_>

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:55 am UTC
by Amarantha
Went to the office Christmas party despite being on leave, because the beer was free. Yay for free beer! I was still drnuk when I started reading the fora, but I'm nearly sober again now.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:07 am UTC
by crickets
Jessica wrote:I am consuming alcohol and watching buffy.
If I had pills I'd consume them.

I want to not remember.



Who are you, and why aren't you at my house right now?

No one ever wants to get drunk and watch buffy and let me cuddle them. I like being comforting to people.

Though, the only thing i actually don't have is the buffy part... lots of drinking people who need comforting in my life.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:17 pm UTC
by |Erasmus|
Amarantha wrote:Went to the office Christmas party despite being on leave, because the beer was free. Yay for free beer! I was still drnuk when I started reading the fora, but I'm nearly sober again now.

I just went to mine. I was not on leave, but I also got free beer, and am posting here now.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:08 pm UTC
by singlefin
I am not drnuk now, but later I will be. I wonder what kind of night I'm going to have? I will be back later, ostensibly to meet myself from now (or the past, as it will be then).

'kinell, this is going to be almost like time travel.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:08 am UTC
by Steve Zissou
Just five minutes worm your honour, me, him aloooooone!
Guys, I totally feel like watching The Wall now.

I also, just made a shit ton of money photographing a party. I knew the girl, but she insisted on paying me. Which was made even more awesome in that I got free food an alcohold in the process! Woot!

EDIT: it took a while to find this thread. is it sad that, after gettng home and eating, and getting ready for bed and such, that I thought posting in this thread would be a good idea? hah!

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:20 am UTC
by benjhuey
Steve Zissou wrote:Just five minutes worm your honour, me, him aloooooone!
Guys, I totally feel like watching The Wall now.
And you should because now I feel like watching it now.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:02 pm UTC
by MotorToad
This fills me with the urge to defecate.

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:07 pm UTC
by The Scyphozoa
crickets wrote:
Jessica wrote:Though, the only thing i actually don't have is the buffy part... lots of drinking people who need comforting in my life.

K, I'm a gamer (LOTRO) and I read that as "party buff".

Re: The drnuk thread

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:40 pm UTC
by niteice
(disclaimer: I do not drink.)

A couple of weeks ago I was in line for lunch. A friend of mine comes up to me and declares very definitively:

"<niteice>, I'm drunk."

Understand something about her. She is about 5'1" and doesn't drink often, but when she does, drinks enough to get someone my size (over a foot taller) to black out. She had made a series of Facebook status updates the night before (Tuesday night, no less) describing how drunk she was. So her recent drinking was something I was aware of. However, I was not aware of the fact that she was still drunk over 12 hours later.

"Shouldn't you be more or less just hungover by now?"

"Nope, still drunk. It should be a hangover in about an hour."