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'Stewardesses' is allegedly the longest English word that

Postby warriorness » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:25 am UTC

can be typed with only the left hand.

I realized something just now, though. If you count "carebearstare" as a word, then it wins by a letter.

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Postby ulnevets » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:34 am UTC

the 'b' is questionable

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Postby Twasbrillig » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:34 am UTC

CAREBEARSTARE!


Also, typewriter wins the top-row category.
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Postby Lord_o_game » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:54 am UTC

you forgot to mention IN qwerty

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Postby German Sausage » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:59 am UTC

hell, i typed all this with my left hand, it just took me a whole lot longer than it would have normally
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Postby Gordon » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:02 am UTC

Next you'll be telling us that you were able to type 'stewardesses' with your right hand!


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Postby pingu » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:03 am UTC

'Alledgedly' indeed. I myself am more partial to 'aftercataracts'.

Edit: Prepare for debate on if this is a word without hyphenation, spacing, or in plural form!
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Postby German Sausage » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:03 am UTC

i dunno, that would mess with things horribly. release a zombie plague or something
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Postby Devil_H@ck » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:33 pm UTC

ulnevets wrote:the 'b' is questionable

Why is that? The 'b' is typed with the index finger of your left hand.

Lord_o_game wrote:you forgot to mention IN qwerty

It's the same in azerty, the letters that are in different places are still on the same side of the keyboard (a <-> q; z <-> w; m <-> ,; ...).

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Postby Lord_o_game » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:39 pm UTC

Devil_H@ck wrote:
ulnevets wrote:the 'b' is questionable

Why is that? The 'b' is typed with the index finger of your left hand.

Lord_o_game wrote:you forgot to mention IN qwerty

It's the same in azerty, the letters that are in different places are still on the same side of the keyboard (a <-> q; z <-> w; m <-> ,; ...).


Some people type in Dvorak...?

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Postby digitrev » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:51 pm UTC

Typing one handed is something I've had to become proficient at. ;)

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Postby Gelsamel » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:26 pm UTC

I can type any word with just my left hand..

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Postby Devil_H@ck » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:52 pm UTC

Lord_o_game wrote:Some people type in Dvorak...?

Hehe, I like how you got out of that ;).

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Postby SpitValve » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:46 pm UTC

Devil_H@ck wrote:
Lord_o_game wrote:Some people type in Dvorak...?

Hehe, I like how you got out of that ;).


I think dvorak was what he originally intended, there's been a few threads in the past about it...

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Postby Devil_H@ck » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:00 pm UTC

Ok :).

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Postby fjafjan » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:17 pm UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:CAREBEARSTARE!


Also, typewriter wins the top-row category.


Carebearstares
This is what makes me decent at 'word box' :P

I actually use my right hand for the B usually tho, so :/

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Postby digitrev » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:43 pm UTC

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Postby TheTankengine » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:52 pm UTC

digitrev wrote:Typing one handed is something I've had to become proficient at. ;)

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I eat a lot while at the computer.


Ya, I'm sure you are eating with your right hand...
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Postby Twasbrillig » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:37 am UTC

TheTankengine wrote:
digitrev wrote:Typing one handed is something I've had to become proficient at. ;)

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I eat a lot while at the computer.


Ya, I'm sure you are eating with your right hand...


Beat me to the punch.

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Postby Rat » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:53 am UTC

i jack off with my left hand, i need the right for using the mouse...

unless i find a video or something and i dont need to use the mouse, then i use my right hand... for more powerful masturbation

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Postby rachel » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:55 am UTC

So are you left or right handed? I am going to guess right, but I could be wrong. I masturbate with my right.
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Postby German Sausage » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:56 am UTC

mmmm.... too-much-information-o-licious
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Postby rachel » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:57 am UTC

Well I am a girl so it is okay.
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Postby Gordon » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:59 am UTC

Too much information, or not enough??
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I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Postby Rat » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:00 am UTC

stewardesses make me horny

(i typed that with my left hand :wink:)

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Postby rachel » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:01 am UTC

I am going to go with 'not enough' because you are all nerdy boys (which is not a bad thing, nerdy boys are cute ... why else would I hang out here?)!
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Postby German Sausage » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:05 am UTC

well, we can cling to the shreds of a belief that we might have thoughts that go beyond sex...into nerdy stuff...and...well, the point im trying to make is that perhaps it would be inappropriate IRL.
maybe im just a prude
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Postby rachel » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:17 am UTC

Talking about masturbation is inappropriate?


Well that is just ridiculous. It's just masturbation. Almost everyone does it.

Don't be scurred.
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Postby ulnevets » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:21 am UTC

i define inappropriate as something you would not talk to your grandmother about.
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Postby Gordon » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:23 am UTC

My grandmother and I talk about it all the time. If you ask her she'll probably deny it.

Though she did once say that I was worse than Hitler, so that shows you what kind of lady she is.
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I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Postby German Sausage » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:35 am UTC

ulnevets has a point. but hey, no-one's forcing me to be here, so ill remove myself from this thread.

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Postby rachel » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:00 am UTC

Wait, so you guys are uncomfortable talking about masturbation? Seriously? That is kind of ridiculous. I'm disappointed in you guys and your disappearing in puffs of smoke and shit.
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I played "porn" against my sister last night.
Meaux_Pas wrote:So in otherwords, it's like the best cake ever, covered in bees.


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Postby hyperion » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:33 am UTC

[puff of smoke, fountain of glitter, HYPERiON appears out of nowhere]

did you say 'masturbation'? i'm here
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Postby Rat » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:34 am UTC

it's cool i'm still here, but disappearing in a puff a smoke is a pretty badass thing to do...

let's jack each other off!!

can "jack off" be used when describing female masturbation?

the same goes for giving a chick a blowjob... can women get blowjobs?

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Postby Gordon » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:47 am UTC

let's jack each other off!!


Fuck the puff of smoke, I'm out.
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RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Postby rachel » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:48 am UTC

Women can neither jack off nor receive blowjobs.
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I played "porn" against my sister last night.
Meaux_Pas wrote:So in otherwords, it's like the best cake ever, covered in bees.


j&r-bffl

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Postby digitrev » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:49 pm UTC

Whereas guys cannot receive cunnilingus. I still love that word.
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Postby no-genius » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:36 pm UTC

digitrev wrote:Whereas guys cannot receive cunnilingus. I still love that word.


annilingus :P

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Postby Rat » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:23 pm UTC

no-genius wrote:
digitrev wrote:Whereas guys cannot receive cunnilingus. I still love that word.


annilingus :P

@rachel: dare i ask for pix?


quoted for emphasis

the pix part that is..

i thought i had heard someone talking about chicks getting blowjobs...

i would never say it that way myself... i was just wondering..

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Postby mwace » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:30 pm UTC

This thread is even more inapopriate then the penises comic's thread!


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