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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Cherry Kiss » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:06 pm UTC

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You aren't really angry at all though.
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It still bothers me that you said this in the afternoon.

you're right, not im angry.
and i'll say good morning if i want. i said it to someone at 10pm before.
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Fat Tony » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:14 pm UTC

Confession: I have a five-page research paper due tomorrow, and I have approximately three sentences written and two sources cited.
I really don't feel like doing it. I mean, I know I have to, but I just have never really felt this much inclination not to do something like this.
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Phi » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:28 am UTC

Confession: I may be posting under Phi's username, but it isn't Phi.

Guess who it really is and I'll give you a cookie or five. :)

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Joeldi » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:34 am UTC

Confession: I contributed only one measly post towards the 1000 pages we beat you to.
I already have a hate thread. Necromancy > redundancy here, so post there.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Mo0man » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:36 am UTC

THE BIG FORTY-SEVEN WINS! WOOO FaiD!
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Jack Saladin » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:38 am UTC

Oh wow I almost couldn't see this thread it's so small. That's alright, size isn't everything, right?

Ahahahahaa. I'm just kidding. You guys suck.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:51 am UTC

Fat Tony wrote:Confession: I have a five-page research paper due tomorrow, and I have approximately three sentences written and two sources cited.
I really don't feel like doing it. I mean, I know I have to, but I just have never really felt this much inclination not to do something like this.
This is me.
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby M.qrius » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:55 am UTC

For clarity:
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby thefiddler » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:57 am UTC

M.qrius wrote:For clarity:
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Confession: I still want to delete it.

Must... not...

EDIT: Do it, fiddles, do it!

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Mo0man » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:01 am UTC

If you do it, you'll only become one of us; a troll, nothing more, nothing less.

YOU MUST DO IT
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Postby thefiddler » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:04 am UTC

Never mind then. I have no interest in joining your types.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Gojoe » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:04 am UTC

Ahaha the view to posts is awesome!
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Zak » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:05 am UTC

Reverse psycology'd!
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Mo0man » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:10 am UTC

YES! Now I have joined the ranks of mediocre villains, the likes of which can only be seen in B Movies and the occasional summer blockbuster.
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Flying Betty » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:22 am UTC

Fess: I cleaned out my fridge earlier and threw out something that I seriously could not identify. I'm assuming it had been a fruit or vegetable at some point, but it was utterly unidentifiable beyond that. And the tofu was about to develop sentient life.Seems that I've been functioning even less like a normal human being than I thought, to let my fridge get like that
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Postby Torvaun » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:26 am UTC

Confession: That happens in my fridge all the damn time.
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Affableprechaun » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:32 am UTC

Confession: If there is something in my fridge I will eat it way before it ever has a chance to go bad.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Mo0man » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:53 am UTC

Fiddler is now one of us
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Zak » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:03 am UTC

Beat the fess thread to 1000 is now baleeted?
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Mo0man » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:17 am UTC

No. But page lengths have been doubled. It's no longer 1k pages, it's only 500, and there are 80 posts a page. She followed our trollish ways, maybe not in letter, but in spirit
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby thefiddler » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:31 am UTC

Guys, I'm not even the one that changed page lengths.

Sorry.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Quixotess » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:37 am UTC

thefiddler wrote:Guys, I'm not even the one that changed page lengths.

Sorry.

*cries* can you be the one who changes them back?
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby thefiddler » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:40 am UTC

Quixotess wrote:
thefiddler wrote:Guys, I'm not even the one that changed page lengths.

Sorry.

*cries* can you be the one who changes them back?

I'm pretty sure I can't. Sorry.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Affableprechaun » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:41 am UTC

Then the quest for 1000 pages must start anew.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Jack Saladin » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:53 am UTC

People on this forum massively overestimate the powers of green and purple mods. All those things you think that mods can do? Orange and up only. Greens are just like you, but with an edit button on every post, and access to the mod forum. That's it.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Mo0man » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:57 am UTC

I actually thought she influenced davean to do it. Apparently I'm wrong. and now I find I've got no powers/influence over anyone. Of course, I can lie. Oh wait. Shit. I shouldn't have written this post should I?
I shouldn't press the submit button
Edit: Shit
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Quixotess » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:02 am UTC

Jack Saladin wrote:People on this forum massively overestimate the powers of green and purple mods. All those things you think that mods can do? Orange and up only. Greens are just like you, but with an edit button on every post, and access to the mod forum. That's it.


Mo0man wrote:I actually thought she influenced davean to do it.

^^What he said. I thought she was being all "I'm not touching you;" that she'd caused the change through someone else and could cause it back the same way. Still think that. Read FaiD and found out what's what; take it back.

Good to know the specifics on the green mods, though..
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Postby ACU-LP » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:25 am UTC

Fess: I think I'm becoming a gamer. A proper one and not just a casual playing, crap abilitied newb. I sped-run the end of far cry 2 so I could start fallout 3 (which I shall be installing tonight). And thats just after finishing Halo 2 for the umpteenth time, playing spore, Supreme Commander and variations thereof, Nintendo wii, and Nintendo DS.
When'd that happen.
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Postby michaelandjimi » Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:56 am UTC

Mo0man wrote:No. But page lengths have been doubled. It's no longer 1k pages, it's only 500, and there are 80 posts a page. She followed our trollish ways, maybe not in letter, but in spirit
I would like to register that I think it's a silly idea, at least until the reasoning behind it is explained.

When I had crappy internet (Yay for upgrades!) it would occasionally stuff up loading 40 posts. I can only imagine how screwy it is for people with shocking internet now.
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby ParanoidAndroid » Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:59 am UTC

I can't believe that the girl that I used to like that I have always considered a great friend was actually intentionally avoiding me. I just found out that she actually asked people to engage me in conversation in social situations so that I would be too preoccupied with them to talk to her. Apparently it was because she didn't want to hurt my feelings.

Seriously?

I feel like a complete loser. I feel like shit.

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Postby cyberia » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:33 am UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:
Mo0man wrote:No. But page lengths have been doubled. It's no longer 1k pages, it's only 500, and there are 80 posts a page. She followed our trollish ways, maybe not in letter, but in spirit
I would like to register that I think it's a silly idea, at least until the reasoning behind it is explained.

When I had crappy internet (Yay for upgrades!) it would occasionally stuff up loading 40 posts. I can only imagine how screwy it is for people with shocking internet now.

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Postby SecondTalon » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:10 pm UTC

Quixotess wrote:Good to know the specifics on the green mods, though..
Purple mods are like green mods, 'cept only in places with their name on the door.

And access to the mod forum. And the mod pornography archives.*

....also, I really like the 80 post a page thing. I was spoiled long ago by a forum that let me view 100 post per page, and have always missed it. It seems like the pages end so quickly with only 40 posts, then I have to do something beyond just hitting page down.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Jebobek » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:19 pm UTC

Take THAT, page-toppers, and people that comment on page-toppers.
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Postby Felstaff » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:34 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Quixotess wrote:Good to know the specifics on the green mods, though.
[they don't have] access to the the mod pornography archives.*
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby sje46 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:43 pm UTC

What is this nonsense about ending too quickly at 40 posts? You guys like having to read through 80 posts straight? I like my chapters short; it makes it go by faster.
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Postby william » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:15 pm UTC

sje46 wrote:What is this nonsense about ending too quickly at 40 posts? You guys like having to read through 80 posts straight? I like my chapters short; it makes it go by faster.

I'm not even convinced by the virtue of having pages.
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Postby Teapot » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:18 pm UTC

sje46 wrote:What is this nonsense about ending too quickly at 40 posts? You guys like having to read through 80 posts straight? I like my chapters short; it makes it go by faster.

It means that you don't have to click through pages and pages and pages when you read the F/RT thread.

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Postby The Spherical Cow » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:27 pm UTC

Confession: I think I'm going through some kind of depression at the moment. I can't get motivated, I sleep loads (to the extent of missing lectures, and sleeping some 12 hours a night minimum), and I generally feel a bit disorientated and numb.

I've kind of felt like this before, but this is definitely the worst I've ever felt it.

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Postby Pirate.Bondage » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:47 pm UTC

ParanoidAndroid wrote:I can't believe that the girl that I used to like that I have always considered a great friend was actually intentionally avoiding me. I just found out that she actually asked people to engage me in conversation in social situations so that I would be too preoccupied with them to talk to her. Apparently it was because she didn't want to hurt my feelings.

Seriously?

I feel like a complete loser. I feel like shit.


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Postby Marbas » Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:24 pm UTC

ParanoidAndroid wrote:I can't believe that the girl that I used to like that I have always considered a great friend was actually intentionally avoiding me. I just found out that she actually asked people to engage me in conversation in social situations so that I would be too preoccupied with them to talk to her. Apparently it was because she didn't want to hurt my feelings.

Seriously?

I feel like a complete loser. I feel like shit.


That is horrible! That girl is evil. Eviiiiiiiiiiil.

Seriously though, she could at least have the decency to tell you things to your face.
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