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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Not A Raptor » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:15 am UTC

I look at it neither with high hopes or low expectations. I look at it... and it looks back at me.

2009, show your face.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:21 am UTC

But remember, as you gaze into that abyss. . . it's pretty fucking dark down there, so give your eyes some time to adjust.

Confession-Just Another Non-Utilitarian Arbitrary Reset (of) Year*:

I have. . . doubts about the new year. I don't really feel I have anything left to accomplish in my life. Sure, there's uni and all of that, but it's ultimately pointless. I won't live long, and it seems particularly foolish to waste my time expanding my knowledge in ways that are inefficient and thus deprive myself of time with my significant other.

*I swear, I worked hard on that and if nobody sees what I did there. . . ,,!,, >.>
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby PictureSarah » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:25 am UTC

Confession: I'm totally vain about my hair. If I were prettier, I would probably be vain about other parts of me, too.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Zak » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:27 am UTC

I see it!
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Upsilon » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:29 am UTC

Insignificant Deifaction wrote:Confession-Just Another Non-Utilitarian Arbitrary Reset (of) Year

I see what you did there.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby benjhuey » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:31 am UTC

Upsilon wrote:
Insignificant Deifaction wrote:Confession-Just Another Non-Utilitarian Arbitrary Reset (of) Year
I see what you did there.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Torvaun » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:14 am UTC

Yeah, that was pretty clever, ID.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Pizzashark » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:52 am UTC

Thinking about life, when it doesn't last long at all in the big picture (which is thousands of years, tens of thousands of years, or billions of years, depending on how big the picture you're looking at is), is usually pretty depressing and makes it all seem pointless.

Which is why I don't bother thinking about (my) life and instead just focus on living it.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Delalyra » Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:30 pm UTC

Torvaun wrote:I actually have hope for this coming year. It's kind of a weird feeling.

Hooray!

I'm thinking 2009 is going to go a lot like last year, just with maybe a little more science.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby xndrew » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:22 pm UTC

Confession: But I'll believe in anything and you'll believe in anything.

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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby I Am Raven » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:38 pm UTC

Confession: 's not going to work though...
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby thecommabandit » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:44 pm UTC

Delalyra wrote:I'm thinking 2009 is going to go a lot like last year, just with maybe a little more science.

Especially since 2009 is the International Year of Astronomy. They're supposed to be sending a space mission up to Hubble to upgrade the instruments to make it ninety times more powerful. Ninety! Think of the deep field images we could get with that!

I think it's also the four-hundredth anniversary of Darwin's birth. Plenty of science to go around this year.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:09 pm UTC

xndrew wrote:Confession: But I'll believe in anything and you'll believe in anything.

Confession: I love Wolf Parade too!
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Mmmm, Pi » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:45 pm UTC

thecommabandit wrote:I think it's also the four-hundredth anniversary of Darwin's birth. Plenty of science to go around this year.


200 years since his birth, 150 years since the Origin of Species was published.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby ParanoidAndroid » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:15 am UTC

Confession: I'm probably not a furry, but I really like Khizrael's avatar. I mean, to the point that I'm kind of weirded out by how much I like it.

Also, I want to be more involved here. There are other fora where I'm one of those funny guys that's been around since forever, but for some reason I just haven't been that friendly here. So, I've decided to relax a little and be myself a bit more.

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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Zak » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:18 am UTC

How about my avatar, hmmmm?
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby ParanoidAndroid » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:19 am UTC

Haha, not so much. It's, uh, not my type? Or something? Sorry, Z.A.K., we can never be.

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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Cherry Kiss » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:14 am UTC

Confession: I knew that this would happen. I knew that you would bail. I knew that you would shine so brightly and then fade away. I hate that i knew all of this. I feel like i should have better prepared myself. But sadly, I know that it will happen again. It always does.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Socal Swimmer » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:15 am UTC

im a bad person for ignoring a girl.

bad, bad me.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby LL Cool J » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:20 am UTC

Confession: The best part of my new years was the part I spent with strangers. I wish I enjoyed being around my family more than I do.
Also, I like your new avatar, Cherry. Pretty.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:32 am UTC

@ParanoidAndroid: [Mildly snarky as I'm on a sarcasm binge today. Do not take this personally under any circumstances.]

Conversational Parsing/How-To/Major indicators/But.exp

But is a conversational shift. When reading a sentence construct, you can safely ignore the part before "but" as it is merely a qualification and of no relevance to what they're actually thinking, which comes after the "but". For example: "I'm not a racist, but I hate black people."

This sentence is utter nonsense, but which part should you accept as their real meaning? Due to the sentence construction of "[qualifier] but [idea]", the person is saying "I hate black people."

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Or, to put it in an nicer fashion: You don't have to say "I'm not a furry, but". We don't care. Liking Khizrael's avatar is cool regardless of how much or why you like it.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby ethraax » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:47 am UTC

Insignificant Deifaction wrote:(rant about using "but")

So that's how you got your title...
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Zak » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:54 am UTC

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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Cherry Kiss » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:05 am UTC

__jess wrote:Also, I like your new avatar, Cherry. Pretty.

Why thank you! <3

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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Pizzashark » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:37 am UTC

Cherry Kiss wrote:Confession: I knew that this would happen. I knew that you would bail. I knew that you would shine so brightly and then fade away. I hate that i knew all of this. I feel like i should have better prepared myself. But sadly, I know that it will happen again. It always does.


I knew that it'd sound like lyrics from an AFI song?
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Cherry Kiss » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:48 am UTC

Some Asshole wrote:
Cherry Kiss wrote:Confession: I knew that this would happen. I knew that you would bail. I knew that you would shine so brightly and then fade away. I hate that i knew all of this. I feel like i should have better prepared myself. But sadly, I know that it will happen again. It always does.


I knew that it'd sound like lyrics from an AFI song?

No...? Not that I know of. Though i would like to know which one you are thinking of.
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Postby Pizzashark » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:54 am UTC

It was mostly a joke, though it does sound very familiar to some of their songs. I'll have to go dig up some lyrics somewhere.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Cherry Kiss » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:03 am UTC

Some Asshole wrote:It was mostly a joke, though it does sound very familiar to some of their songs. I'll have to go dig up some lyrics somewhere.

Yeah, I figured the joke part. But, as I am an AFI fan, I would like to know which song it is that you are referring to.
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Postby Pizzashark » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:41 am UTC

It was mostly a joke about how alike a lot of their lyrics are... at least when I stopped listening to them back in high school. Angsty, usually about a relationship gone wrong, that sort of thing.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Cherry Kiss » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:02 am UTC

Oh, I guess I can see that.

Confession (man I am just full of them tonight):
This has been one epic fail of ringing in a new year. I mean sure, there have been some shining moments, but in general, FAIL!
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Torvaun » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:46 am UTC

Confession: I didn't bother making any New Year resolutions. I have internalized my weakness and lack of dedication to the point where I don't even bother telling myself I can change anymore.
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Postby Socal Swimmer » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:57 am UTC

Torvaun wrote:Confession: I didn't bother making any New Year resolutions. I have internalized my weakness and lack of dedication to the point where I don't even bother telling myself I can change anymore.


I know what you mean.


I justify it by saying that maybe if i do manage to change something, it will be a happy surprise instead of a minor victory in a sea of disappointment (i.e. all the other broken resolutions).
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Postby ACU-LP » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:50 pm UTC

ParanoidAndroid wrote:Also, I want to be more involved here. There are other fora where I'm one of those funny guys that's been around since forever, but for some reason I just haven't been that friendly here. So, I've decided to relax a little and be myself a bit more.
One thing, you have not been here since forever; I think that classification is saved for the originals of this fora. In fact, you're considered quite new by most standards of the regulars here. Nothing to see here, just me being a fuckwit. Again.
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Postby Pirate.Bondage » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:08 pm UTC

Fess: Sometimes I think if we got married at 19 or 20 we'd be fine, then other times I think, why would I want to marry you at all? I wonder if we'd even make it.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Bluggo » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:12 pm UTC

Confession: Sometimes I *really* do not feel like doing anything productive.

Hence this post.
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Postby Exotria » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:24 pm UTC

Confession: I was in the wrong, but instead of asking me to set it right my friend threatened me with violence. I decided that no friendship should be so under threat of violence, so I've decided that I'm just going to limit communication with him until such time as he either stops caring or stops dating my ex. Friendship rings rather hollow when you have to dance around saying what you actually think just so your 'friend' won't kick your ass. And I feel bad about this occurrence.
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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:28 pm UTC

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ParanoidAndroid wrote:Also, I want to be more involved here. There are other fora where I'm one of those funny guys that's been around since forever, but for some reason I just haven't been that friendly here. So, I've decided to relax a little and be myself a bit more.
One thing, you have not been here since forever; I think that classification is saved for the originals of this fora. In fact, you're considered quite new by most standards of the regulars here.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Jebobek » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:54 pm UTC

Fess: I like paranoid's avatar alot. I want to join forces with that creature and go on some sort of adventure that involves time travel.

Fess: I've been playing Chrono Trigger DS too much.
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Jessica » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:24 pm UTC

fess: I smoked again on new year's eve. I rarely smoke, but I had a whole cigarette, mainly because I missed someone. I really shouldn't do that but it felt good.

a good fess: I was really depressed on new year's eve, but then I went into the bathroom, told myself that I was probably going to black out anyway, and then actually proceeded to have fun. I walked up to a random girl and actually talked to her. A lot. She was really cute too. Straight as an arrow, but still awesome. I also got kissed by a girl while leaving the bar (another one).

Really, I had a fantastic time and to do so I had to convince myself that I wouldn't remember in the morning...

I did, btw...
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Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Postby Seda » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:44 pm UTC

Cherry Kiss wrote:Confession: I have never cried this hard. Ever.


Awww...*hugs*

Back to topic, my confession is that I probably shouldn't have been so hard on her, but she really had it coming. That's probably the worst I've ever treated anyone, and it was an entirely verbal conversation...

I'm usually a pretty relaxed, laid back, almost serene person, but every once in a while there'll be a chain of events that gets me progressively angrier and angrier. I don't like "Anger takes Over" Seda. He scares me...I hope she forgives me...
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