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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Chfan » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:53 pm UTC

Okay. I will try to expand my horizons a little more.
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Postby Alpha Omicron » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:01 pm UTC

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Postby benjhuey » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:09 pm UTC

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Postby Upsilon » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:32 pm UTC

f_s is back! Now I_D just needs to come back and it will be just like old times!
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Postby SecondTalon » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:39 pm UTC

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Postby Felstaff » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:34 pm UTC

existential_elevator wrote:I, uh, cannot vouch on the drugs front, but the worst consequence was that someone emerged from the smoker's room and wouldn't stop talking about how it would be awesome to wear clothes made entirely from sequins. So really, it's about the company you keep. And, at a place as big as a university, it isn't all that hard to refine your company.
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Point being, even though you could be surrounded by your worst nightmare (in this case it's apparently students that take drugs) it has absolutely no affect on your life and your ability to enjoy college life.
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Postby DJorgensen » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:58 pm UTC

Upsilon wrote:f_s is back! Now I_D just needs to come back and it will be just like old times!

I miss I_D too, I can't imagine her computer still being dead... I kinda wish I could bring her back to the world of the interwebs. I have this fear that she didn't heed the warning that "it's dangerous to go alone!" :/

I've also been missing Chai.

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Postby StrengthInFaith » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:03 am UTC

Aw, I hope you feel all the way better soon DJ. I love reading textbooks! A psychology one sounds like it'd be an interesting read.

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Postby thatguy » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:14 am UTC

DJorgensen wrote:I've also been missing Chai.

Second. She's seemingly disappeared again.

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Postby Dropzone » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:43 am UTC

Speaking of which, where did Quixotess go?

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Postby ACU-LP » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:13 am UTC

Dropzone wrote:Speaking of which, where did Quixotess go?
IRC. Last I saw, anyway.
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Postby pseudoidiot » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:07 am UTC

After all this time, I hate how quickly my mood spirals downward when I hear from my ex (being my first serious relationship).
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After she dumped me I wanted nothing to do with her. Ever. Being dumped while I was in the army and 1500 miles away was bad enough, but later finding out about the cheating and the pregnancy made it all the worse. Sometimes I still blame her for losing all motivation and giving up while I was still enlisted. I'd been well on my way from recovering from an injury, but after that I just couldn't make myself care anymore and eventually got discharged.

4 years later (3 years ago) she sends me an e-mail. Wanting to re-open communications I guess. Just hearing from her affected me more than she had a right to. She went to point fingers at everyone but herself; I guess hoping I'd forgive her. It even managed to cause a fight between me and my wife (though we were just dating at the time) - I think it bothered her, too, just how much it bothered me. I never responded to the e-mail. I still have it. I can't bring myself to delete it on the off chance I'll work up the courage to respond and tell her what I think. On the one hand, I really want nothing to do with her. On the other hand, I want her to know just how much she fucked up my life. I've had a number of problems since then and I can't help but think that some of them stem from what she did and how she treated me.

I'd manage to mostly get past that. I notice that e-mail sitting in my inbox from time to time, but it's sitting way at the bottom, so I rarely see it. I haven't thought about it in a long time. And after another long day of working on-site, I just wanted to get to my hotel room, take a shower, and relax, but there's a Facebook friend request from her sitting in my inbox. Fuck. And I can't help myself from looking at her profile. Oh, look, she's engaged to someone wearing an army uniform. I guess she really did have a thing for guys in uniform. I still remember how our relationship had been on the rocks, and when I told her I was enlisting, she rushed to see me as quick as she could.

I ignored the friend request. Part of me hopes, she'll let it drop. Part of me hopes she'll send a followup e-mail at some point.

And this made 1000 times worse because I'm out of town for work and away from my wife. Instead I get to sit in this lonely hotel room and feel sorry for myself. 'Course, even if I were home, I don't know if I'd mention this to her or not. I don't know how she'd react and I'm afraid it would cause a fight like 3 years ago.
tl;dr Goddamit, it's not fair how you can still affect me like this after all this time.
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Postby pet » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:08 am UTC

Found out my dad had an affair. He went on one of those cheating websites and my mom found out over Facebook two weeks ago.

The worst part is I want to talk to him, but I don't want him to know that she told me (inadvertently, while drunk, but still), because I'm scared that will make him more mad at her.

Confession: I still like him better than her.
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Postby Vandole » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:31 am UTC

Fess: I'm still crazy about one of my closest friends.

My relationship with her is weird. We lived in the same residence, it turns out that she went through high school in my hometown, and even knew some of my former classmates. She was a cuddly friend, but at the time committed. During a break with her boyfriend, she and I ended up lying in her bed, her head on my chest. We talked, and it was mutual, but she ended up going back to her boyfriend (and I don't blame her, she didn't want to throw away a 15 month relationship just because there was a spark of promise with another guy). She gave me the friends talk, I resented her for it, and spent until recently kind of avoiding her. Then she came to my room crying in the middle of the night, and told me her boyfriend had been verbally abusing her. A week later, she left him, and it seems to be sticking. Which is great, I never liked the guy, he had odd control issues. She decided she wanted to be single for a while, and I invited her to hang out with some friends from my program in my room.

She stayed to look after the two drunks who had crashed on my bed and my room mate's bed (my room mate was apparently sleeping in her bed). She even stayed up with me the whole night and helped me clean up, especially the puke (I can't stand the smell of vomit, it makes me start to retch). And when we were all done, and I started packing up my things (I was moving out that afternoon), she asked me if I still had romantic feelings for her. I said yes, and she kissed me, claiming that she always wanted to have kissed me during our fling.

But now she acts like that didn't happen. We're good friends, but that's it. She's told me she doesn't want to be anyone's right now, but I can't decide if that kiss was supposed to be providing closure or telling me to wait for her to be ready. My life was so much more simple before I met her.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby DJorgensen » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:55 am UTC

@pseudoidiot - if you want I can reply to her... Then again it may be something that your wife could reply to better. You shouldn't have to deal with that nor should you have to be concerned about it. *hug*

@pet - you don't have to tell him what she said. It's rarely a good thing to play messenger anyway. As for liking him better, I wouldn't worry about it.

@Vandole - *hug* she sounds super nice. Probably best to just let things go for now and be there if she needs someone. By all means you can tell her to give you a sign if things work out that she's still interested in you when she is ready and if you are still free. Otherwise just keep your cool and allow yourself the freedom to take in life and the other people that you are free to ogle and fall in love with. :)
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Postby serhina » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:34 am UTC

Fess: I don't think I know how to make new friends anymore...and this worries me a lot, for next year

See, I'm taking a fifth year to finish college; most of my friends either took four and are now graduating, or were older when I started. Now they're all moving away, with very few people left here that I both know and want to be around. I don't want to spend next year alone, but I don't know how to go about finding people to spend it with...I haven't had to meet new people since I came here four years ago, and even then I didn't really do anything, it just kind of happened because of my being a band geek...

Fess #2 (related): It took me an extremely long amount of time to actually hit the post button for this...I even have trouble talking to new people on the internets...

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Postby Zohar » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:37 am UTC

Serhina, I think a good thing to try is going to meetings of people with coinciding interests. You said you're a band geek - go to something band related. I don't know how big a city/university yo live in/go to, but you should be able to find a few local things online. Then you could meet people you have something in common with in an environment that (hopefully) already encourages forming new friendships. Good luck!

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Postby ACU-LP » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:52 am UTC

Vandole wrote:*stuff*
Not that I have any experience on any of this, but I still think its worth saying; just give her some time. Give her some time to recollect herself (if her last relationship was that long, its going to hurt for quite a while and probably make her feel a little emotionally unstable). Now she could have just been clinging for something solid whilst she's in such possible emotional turmoil, but that also means that there she still feels something (because you're the solid she chose). So, give it time.
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Postby michaelandjimi » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:44 am UTC

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Tonight will be something easy, like satay chicken and garden salad. Because I am utterly lazy.
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Postby existential_elevator » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:11 am UTC

I also send hugs to pseudoidiot. That bites. *hug*

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Postby Armadillo Al » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:50 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Old times weren't like old times.


Nostalgia was better in the old days.
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Postby Pirate.Bondage » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:04 pm UTC

*Hugs for psuedo and others who need them*

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Postby silent man » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:23 pm UTC

functionally_stupid wrote:I've been pushing my writing on people with extreme frequency for the past couple of weeks, because nothing says "I value our friendship" more than making someone read thirty pages of ill-conceived drivel. This is only a small glimpse of the horrors that lie ahead. Or, uh, in my head or something cool like that.
If your writing is always this good, then by all means, keep pushing. I am quite intrigued by the world that is insinuated in these two chapters.
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Postby SDIX » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:40 pm UTC

confession: I hate my friend Catherine. She is so stupid! Yesterday she wasn't feeling well, it turns out she ate one of her toys(middle one) and so now I'm worried about her. I know I really love her, but gah I hate her at the same time! She was a rescue, I didn't mean to keep her. And when she isn't being clingy, I like her. I'm just, mildly allergic to cats(animal dander to be exact) and so I can't cuddle up to her like she wants me to. She gets irritating because she wants love and I feel bad that I can't give it to her. I'm a bad catmom!

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Postby Fledermen64 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:18 pm UTC

Confession- I have no self esteem. I try to fake it but that dose not make it real. The only thing I feel good about are when I reach quantifiable milestones I set for myself. And even than it only relative to how hard I thought something would be and not a testament to my skill. Also whenever I think someone is looking at me I always look behind me for something interesting or someone more attractive. I can never just believe they might just be checking me out.
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Postby CueBall » Fri May 01, 2009 12:09 am UTC

Confession: I'm really guilty about how I am to my friends, no matter how much they say I'm a nice guy, I don't believe it.
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Postby tentacleTherapist » Fri May 01, 2009 1:41 am UTC

Confession: I think about suicide and death unhealthily often.
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Postby smw543 » Fri May 01, 2009 4:14 am UTC

My Shadow wrote:Confession: I think about suicide and death unhealthily often.
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Confession: Every time someone claims to enjoy my writing, I'm convinced that they're playing some sort of joke on me. Even the professors. I don't know... I just hate everything I write and can't understand how people can like it.
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Postby functionally_stupid » Fri May 01, 2009 4:44 am UTC

smw543 wrote:Confession: Every time someone claims to enjoy my writing, I'm convinced that they're playing some sort of joke on me. Even the professors. I don't know... I just hate everything I write and can't understand how people can like it.


I know how that feels. If I'm feeling confident and happy, when I look at my past work I go "Hey, that's not too bad. In fact, this one bit right here is downright clever." But if I'm in a bad mood (and I usually only hack away at my older stuff when I'm in a bad mood), I'll re-read it and think "HOLY GODDAMN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET OTHER PEOPLE SEE THIS. I OUGHT TO THROW MYSELF FROM A CLIFF FOR MY AWFULNESS!"

XD O'course, when I'm in a neutral mood I just look at it and think, "ooh, this is a bit awkward, maybe if I tinkered with it like this... ah, this sentence doesn't fit, I'll re-structure it... oh, hey, this word could be swapped out for a prettier one... hmmm...." and so on for hours on end. I stop being emotional about it and just geek out, you know? Good times.
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Postby GraphiteGirl » Fri May 01, 2009 6:26 am UTC

functionally_stupid wrote:
smw543 wrote:Confession: Every time someone claims to enjoy my writing, I'm convinced that they're playing some sort of joke on me. Even the professors. I don't know... I just hate everything I write and can't understand how people can like it.


I know how that feels. If I'm feeling confident and happy, when I look at my past work I go "Hey, that's not too bad. In fact, this one bit right here is downright clever." But if I'm in a bad mood (and I usually only hack away at my older stuff when I'm in a bad mood), I'll re-read it and think "HOLY GODDAMN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET OTHER PEOPLE SEE THIS. I OUGHT TO THROW MYSELF FROM A CLIFF FOR MY AWFULNESS!"

XD O'course, when I'm in a neutral mood I just look at it and think, "ooh, this is a bit awkward, maybe if I tinkered with it like this... ah, this sentence doesn't fit, I'll re-structure it... oh, hey, this word could be swapped out for a prettier one... hmmm...." and so on for hours on end. I stop being emotional about it and just geek out, you know? Good times.


Exactly. I can't look at anything I wrote more than three years ago, though - it makes me want to slap my former self with a textbook.
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Postby Teapot » Fri May 01, 2009 6:31 am UTC

I am so tired. All I want is to sleep but I need to stay awake at least another 2 and a half hours so I can keep a promise and get my friend a birthday present.
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Postby DJorgensen » Fri May 01, 2009 6:53 am UTC

Confession: Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan. Squish... Things are going to get much, much worse.

Edit: Confession: Nevermind just took a needle to the leg instead. Things are going to get much, much better.
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Postby Raeluna » Fri May 01, 2009 1:23 pm UTC

Nnnnh... I suppose I'll give it a shot.

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Confession: After having to drop out of high school in December due to a chronic illness, I'm afraid now that I'll never succeed like I wanted to in life. I'm intelligent and inquisitive and because of being complimented on it so much, the thought now of having to get a GED makes me want to cry. :/

Confession 2: I'm afraid I won't get my GED because of my suck-tacular skills at math algebra. No, really. It took me 3 years to pass Algebra 1. I'm awful at it.

Confession 3: Since dropping out, I find it very, very hard to be motivated or care about anything involving my future. I worry that I've given up without knowing it.


I'm now afraid I'm going to be judged. :?
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Postby Belial » Fri May 01, 2009 1:36 pm UTC

Raeluna wrote:I'm now afraid I'm going to be judged. :?


Yes. How dare you be sick. Clearly God is punishing you for your sins. I believe this because I am from history and do not have good sense.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby SDIX » Fri May 01, 2009 1:57 pm UTC

Raeluna wrote:I'm now afraid I'm going to be judged. :?

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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby charliepanayi » Fri May 01, 2009 3:03 pm UTC

I can't do the job I do, I'm drowning at the moment.
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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Hyphe » Fri May 01, 2009 4:50 pm UTC

It seems like hugs are needed, today. :|

*puts up "Free Hugs and Chocolate Biscuits" stall*
Orderly queues, please, no pushing. :)

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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Nemphael » Fri May 01, 2009 4:59 pm UTC

Confession: I have sinusitis and I hate it. I shouldn't have passed that doctor's appointment yesterday, but I just didn't want to miss school. Also, something about not knowing which bus to take back and forth, and my father was picking me up and all later, and having to wait and not do things and and could've read, but just didn't feel like it...

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Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Postby Chfan » Fri May 01, 2009 6:49 pm UTC

Fess: Sometimes I feel like there's no point in living. We just get to grow up, get responsibilities and deal with terrible people, collect pain, work your balls off, and then die after a few years of feeling useless and old-people sex. And the only thing you might really think is worth doing not only can get you sick or pregnant, but as Belial has said, is really only two electrified water bags wobbling on each other and then squirting amino acids about.

Plus there's the burdens and pains of everyday life, the rare (if nonexistent) moments of happiness, plus depression and heaving to deal with all the depressing or infuriating crap we go through. Why do people put themselves through it? Why do they put up with the complications of life and the few rewards it brings? What's the point?

(Yes, this is not a new though. I'm well aware of that.)
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