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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby Miss C » Sat May 24, 2008 12:58 am UTC

@Torvaun & Benj: Please see my post about fixing my stupid medication induced algebraic mistake... although that interpretation of my equation was definitely amusing!

Confession: I was sitting in the doctor's office for 2 and a half hours today and I had this totally random thought and then my next thought was "That would make a great addition to the Random Thoughts thread"...

And then I smacked myself for having no life.
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Postby stuck » Sat May 24, 2008 6:22 am UTC

Confession: oh hai. i've been gone for 6 months but I am back now.

/waves
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby timt » Sat May 24, 2008 7:15 am UTC

do you go to uni in perth? I'm currently at ecu joondalup.

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Postby stuck » Sat May 24, 2008 7:29 am UTC

I do indeed. UWA in Crawley.

I also work in the city! /cheer @ city.
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby benjhuey » Sat May 24, 2008 10:41 am UTC

stuck wrote:Confession: oh hai. i've been gone for 6 months but I am back now.

I'm glad to see you're back. I really missed you. Who are you?

Confession: I gradjiated high school and stayed awake until, well, I'm still awake at 5:30 AM. It always feels weird when you get home so late, that the next day is already beginning (seriously, every time I look out the window, it's brighter out than it was 5 minutes ago). I also think I've found something to post in the "surreal things" thread.

But now, it's time for bed.
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby I Am Raven » Sat May 24, 2008 11:54 am UTC

But are you glad to see me back too? I was sorta in Switzerland, nearly cut off my leg and fell into a river. How was your week?!
Glad to be back though, I missed the community, the people, the fake attention. It draws me.
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Postby joff » Sat May 24, 2008 1:37 pm UTC

@Raven, aww that's awesome

/me goes and puts on Floods :)
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Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Sat May 24, 2008 2:12 pm UTC

@Numzane: Check the appropriate thread.
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Postby stuck » Sat May 24, 2008 3:04 pm UTC

benjhuey wrote:
stuck wrote:Confession: oh hai. i've been gone for 6 months but I am back now.

I'm glad to see you're back. I really missed you. Who are you?


I am stuck! Sandwichsmith of legend! I'm just this guy who used to post here pre-September 2007. I left to travel and I have returned. I doubt many here will know/remember me ;-)

Confession: I just had amazing sex. :D
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Postby SoapyHobo » Sat May 24, 2008 4:15 pm UTC

stuck wrote:Confession: I just had amazing sex. :D
That's not a confession at all, and I vaguely remember you (possibly). I'm not confessing anything, but you carry on.
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Postby Kithplana » Sat May 24, 2008 4:22 pm UTC

Confession: I've been lying to myself about various things for... a long time.

Learning not to do so hurts.

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Postby I Am Raven » Sat May 24, 2008 5:01 pm UTC

Confession: I make a contest with myself for nearly everything ("If I don't make it to <object/location> before <end of song/certain time/some random guy> I have lost to myself.") And if I win, I'm way to exited. I'm all "YES!". This results in injuries, strange looks and sometimes exhaustion, for the sake of nothing... I think this post pretty much belongs in the "What xkcd means"-topic too.

@The-forum-user-who-said-"aww,-that's-nice"-and-listened-to-floods-because-of-my-post: thanks for replying :mrgreen:
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Postby Toeofdoom » Sat May 24, 2008 5:31 pm UTC

SoapyHobo wrote:
stuck wrote:Confession: I just had amazing sex. :D
That's not a confession at all, and I vaguely remember you (possibly). I'm not confessing anything, but you carry on.


I remember you also. If my memory is even more awesome than I would usually expect, then you have black curly hair and your avatar used to resemble a sunset.
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby Numzane » Sat May 24, 2008 6:56 pm UTC

@I_D:
Well now I know. I think I did actually read the bit about <>'s, but they were overshadowed by the hilarity of
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becoming an anti-bisexual joke.

This also serves to demonstrate my terrible memory for this sort of thing. Or any sort of thing that isn't part of my long-term memory, actually.
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Postby Miss C » Sat May 24, 2008 8:00 pm UTC

Confession: My colleague (who also reads xkcd) totally made me a red spider out of an origami red ball (like one of those ones you have to blow into to inflate it) and six pink straws. He left it on my desk when I was on my prep period and when I came back I saw it there and I was pissing myself laughing in front of an entire class of junior high students who all looked very confused. I think that it is completely sad that this made my day... actually my week.
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Postby Numzane » Sat May 24, 2008 8:07 pm UTC

It's not sad. Nothing wrong with funny things making your day/week. Happens to me often :D
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby Fat Tony » Sat May 24, 2008 8:55 pm UTC

I'm starting to wonder, is it raptors or red spiders that really make Randall cry himself to sleep every night?
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Postby benjhuey » Sat May 24, 2008 9:31 pm UTC

I Am Raven wrote:@Benj: Sorry I didn't bother typing your whole name

That's fine. You actually managed to type what I would have wanted to be called if you had to shorten my name from Benjhuey (Benj is great, and the Huey part just helps distinguish it from other Ben's and Benj's. Frank would have also been acceptable).

So much to confession,so little time. But for now, I have to play piano (like, right now) for all the people who showed up for my gradjiation party. I have some interesting stories of last night's activities that I'd like to divulge.
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Postby Aleril » Sat May 24, 2008 10:25 pm UTC

Fat Tony wrote:I'm starting to wonder, is it raptors or red spiders that really make Randall cry himself to sleep every night?



Both.

In fact, if they genetically mixed red spiders and raptors together, he would kill himself.


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Postby stuck » Sun May 25, 2008 1:04 am UTC

Toeofdoom wrote:I remember you also. If my memory is even more awesome than I would usually expect, then you have black curly hair and your avatar used to resemble a sunset.


This is, more or less, correct. My hair is dark but not-so-curly. The sunset avatar is spot on, though.

Confession: I remember both Hobo and Toeofdoom!
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Postby Delalyra » Sun May 25, 2008 2:14 am UTC

Confession: I made my sister cry by telling her I was a "closeted atheist."

I need to make a "whine about your family" thread.
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby pet » Sun May 25, 2008 2:22 am UTC

Confession: I just did 45 minutes of WiiFit and I am WIPED OUT, which makes me feel kind of pathetic. I am in sad, sad shape. I don't feel too awful, though, since I did work 8 hours on my feet earlier today. Let's see how tomorrow goes.
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Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Sun May 25, 2008 3:46 am UTC

@Delalyra:

If it does not exist. . . make it. Regardless of that, however. . . Something needs to be done about your sisterly unit :|

Confession:

I ruin everything.

Black-thumbed, unlucky, clumsy, etc.
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby Fat Tony » Sun May 25, 2008 3:49 am UTC

Delalyra wrote:Confession: I made my sister cry by telling her I was a "closeted atheist."

Why would that make her cry?
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Postby Delalyra » Sun May 25, 2008 12:23 pm UTC

ID: I dunno if something needs to be done about her, exactly, I just need to get away. I should probably stop starting arguments and confiding in her. OTOH, it's kinda important that someone knows that I'm on the pill in case I have an accident and am unconscious--somebody's gotta tell the doctors. I digress.

Tony: Because...I used to be like her, a more-or-less model Catholic (in my case; she's perfect. I always wavered; when I was 13 I asked my mom how old you had to be to convert because I wanted to be Wiccan), and then I met my boyfriend and had a sexual awakening and got a laptop and can read stuff about other religions. And yeah, she's upset because I'm different from the rest of the family now. And she really dislikes my boyfriend, which isn't relevant but it annoys me anyways...and I'm gonna use that to start the famiry thread. After I search for it.
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby Fat Tony » Sun May 25, 2008 1:34 pm UTC

So she's scared you're going to go to Hell.
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Postby Miss C » Sun May 25, 2008 3:32 pm UTC

Oh... the Catholic concept of hell... man, talk about your forms of negative reinforcement. Ineffectual negative reinforcement at that. Goddamn Catholic religion (no offense meant to any here who happen to be Catholic). The only hell that I believe exists is the one you create for yourself in your own head. But, in my belief system/religion, I do believe that what you give definitely comes back to you. That's what you gotta watch out for.
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Postby Delalyra » Sun May 25, 2008 4:10 pm UTC

That's probably part of it...I think it's also part "you used to be my role model, now you're a crack whore D: " ...I hyperbolize. But yeah. Also hell. It's stupid.
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Postby I Am Raven » Sun May 25, 2008 5:01 pm UTC

Confession: I watched 300 yesterday for the first time in my life (a confession in itself) but I didn't find it as cool as I thought it would be. Even so, it was exponantially wickedly awesome!
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Postby benjhuey » Sun May 25, 2008 5:21 pm UTC

Pretty soon, I'll be the only one here who hasn't seen it.

Confession: I don't really like having parties focused on me because they actually draw me away from doing things I want to do. For example, I can't visit the fora as often as I'd like to, or I can't go to other people's parties.

Confession: I was surprised that I was a salutatorian (we had something like 30 salutatorians, not sure how that works but I guess its based on GPA). When they called my name, though, as I stood up I yelled "cheated" so only my surrounding classmates could hear. :mrgreen:
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Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Postby pet » Sun May 25, 2008 6:39 pm UTC

benjhuey wrote:Pretty soon, I'll be the only one here who hasn't seen it.


I haven't seen it either!

My baby brother is the light of my life and I love him to death. He has Down's syndrome.
Confession: I am so grateful that he has Down's and not autism, because if he were autistic he would probably never fling his arms around me and tell me he loves me. I know that's selfish, but I would truly give my hypothetical child Down's over autism any day.
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Postby Miss C » Sun May 25, 2008 7:49 pm UTC

pet wrote:Confession: I am so grateful that he has Down's and not autism, because if he were autistic he would probably never fling his arms around me and tell me he loves me. I know that's selfish, but I would truly give my hypothetical child Down's over autism any day.


You are adorable! And also, as someone who works with autistic kids from time to time, I totally agree with you.
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Postby eternal luna » Mon May 26, 2008 1:33 am UTC

Confession: I found myself masturbating to booklets of HIV prevention information for HIV-negative gay men...

... in my defence, there are pretty pictures of mostly naked boys kissing and stuff...

... I feel like a horrible person...
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Postby lazarus89 » Mon May 26, 2008 3:13 am UTC

eternal luna wrote:Confession: I found myself masturbating to booklets of HIV prevention information for HIV-negative gay men...

... in my defence, there are pretty pictures of mostly naked boys kissing and stuff...

... I feel like a horrible person...


Dude... I'm not judging or anything, but there's better material out there on the intertubes. They have moving pictures too.

Ah, I see you are 15. Er... apologies if that was inappropriate.
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Postby SecondTalon » Mon May 26, 2008 3:22 am UTC

Not that the genders match up to %Forever Moon%, I'm somehow reassured by it. See this rant. Maybe it won't be like that after all...
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Postby steewi » Mon May 26, 2008 3:25 am UTC

eternal luna wrote:Confession: I found myself masturbating to booklets of HIV prevention information for HIV-negative gay men...

... in my defence, there are pretty pictures of mostly naked boys kissing and stuff...

... I feel like a horrible person...


But at least you recognise that you probably shouldn't feel guilty. It's not that bad. There are probably better things out there (even for someone your age), but that doesn't mean bad. Pick your favourite celeb and do an image search.

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Postby lazarus89 » Mon May 26, 2008 3:27 am UTC

steewi wrote:
eternal luna wrote:Confession: I found myself masturbating to booklets of HIV prevention information for HIV-negative gay men...

... in my defence, there are pretty pictures of mostly naked boys kissing and stuff...

... I feel like a horrible person...


But at least you recognise that you probably shouldn't feel guilty. It's not that bad. There are probably better things out there (even for someone your age), but that doesn't mean bad. Pick your favourite celeb and do an image search.


totally agree with steewi's positive message.

Sorry if that came out like an AOL "ME TOO!!!1!!one!"
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Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Mon May 26, 2008 4:04 am UTC

I hear that illegal porn-surfing is a fairly frequent deal.
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Postby Mr. Beck » Mon May 26, 2008 6:39 am UTC

Er, lock me up then? (In my opinion, saying "Only enter if you're over 18" is a joke)
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Postby eternal luna » Mon May 26, 2008 6:48 am UTC

I didn't set out to do it, I was actually interested in the information. But... they were so pretty...
lazarus89 wrote:there's better material out there

... I am aware of that... And I don't think I've met a 15 year old who doesn't watch porn.

That assumption is especially amusing since I damn near put out my back today trying to lug home giant books of Japanese hentai (friend just returned from there a little while ago ^^ I don't think he bought anything but porn and food...).
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