I was going to put this in the Airport Security thread, but it turned into so much of a pant...
TSA blog wrote:There were a total of 9 illegal and prohibited items discovered this week with the body scanners at BNA, DRO, EWR, HNL, LAX, LIH, PBI, SEA, and SMF. Among the items were a tube of toothpaste stuffed in a passenger’s waistband and drugs. Finding these types of items in areas where explosives could also be hidden is a testament that the technology works.
TSA blog wrote:There were a total of 12 illegal and prohibited items discovered this week with the body scanners at HOU, SFO, LAX, MKE, SFO, SAN, ATL, OMA, SNA, MOB and PBI. Among the items were a punching weapon, strike anywhere matches, drugs, drug paraphernalia, and a gentleman at Houston (HOU) had a half full bottle of whiskey stuffed in his waistband. Finding these types of items in areas where explosives could also be hidden is a testament that the technology works.
TSA blog wrote:There were nine incidents this week where body scanner alarms resulted in drugs being found on passengers using imaging technology. Items were found everywhere from pockets to the breast, to the groin area at EWR, SAT, ORD, TPA, PHX, SFO and GEG. In addition to these discoveries, there was also a passenger at Tampa (TPA) who had a white drawstring pouch concealed in his underwear containing several types of Narcotics. (See Picture) Another passenger at Chicago O’Hare (ORD) had marijuana taped to his ankle. We’re not looking for drugs, but finding these nonmetallic items in areas where explosives could also be hidden is a testament that the technology works.
Okay, TSA. We get it. The scanner finds items. The technology works. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go back to browsing freesupercoolawesomescreensavers.totallylegitdownloadsite.info with my antivirus that I just recently updated in 2007. It's alerting me that it just found Sasser* and Nimda viruses. Finding these viruses is a testament that the technology works!
*I realize that Sasser never had a web infection vector. That's not the point. Also, Nimda isn't dead yet.