Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes

Things that don't belong anywhere else. (Check first).

Moderators: Moderators General, Prelates, Magistrates

ACU-LP
Posts: 2826
Joined: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:39 pm UTC
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby ACU-LP » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:46 am UTC

Vista updates have made my computer SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWW.
This is annoying.
I hate vista.
But I don't miss the I'm-going-to-restart-your-computer-no-matter-what-you-do-if-god-forbid-you-need-to-go-to-the-loo-or-get-a-drink-updates that XP has.
I Am Raven wrote:Math is like a penis: it can be very satisfactory, but also a pain in the ass.
Red vs Blue wrote:Wash: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

Teapot
Posts: 1804
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:32 pm UTC
Location: Scotland. Edinburgh mostly.
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Teapot » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:51 am UTC

ACU-LP wrote:Vista updates have made my computer SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWW.
This is annoying.
I hate vista.
But I don't miss the I'm-going-to-restart-your-computer-no-matter-what-you-do-if-god-forbid-you-need-to-go-to-the-loo-or-get-a-drink-updates that XP has.
This is one of the many reasons I'm planning on buying a mac with my birthday money this year.
Jessica wrote:Dammit, teapot is better than everyone else.
Moo wrote:
pseudoidiot wrote:Localized, non-contagious willy leprosy?
"I'm sorry, sir, it's LNWL. There's nothing we can do".

berk
Posts: 37
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:40 pm UTC

Re: Rant Thread

Postby berk » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:58 am UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:Not everything is a phallic icon, people. I'm pretty sure that when Frank Herbert wrote Dune he didn't think "Oh, I know, lets have him ride worms because they look like a penis." No, he probably went "I need something that lives underground, and would look cool. Hmmm... not slugs. I know! A worm!"


Haha. Can't agree more. When the guy in The Da Vinci Code started analyzing The Last Supper based on triangles representing phallic or ovarian symbols, I almost started crying.

I know I just quoted the OP in a 90-page thread, but still... It struck a chord. :p

User avatar
michaelandjimi
Isn't Even Playing
Posts: 2353
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:21 am UTC
Location: Citizen of the World
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby michaelandjimi » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:33 am UTC

Yeah, I'm a male feminist, but I will never be able to understand people analysing texts for crazy phallic imagery like that. I mean, I can see it when, say, creepazoid-male-character in a movie has a women powerless and he runs a sword across her or licks her with an insanely long tongue or whatever. But things like the sandworms in Dune actually being enormous penises? That's things I don't get.

Don't take this as an act of camaraderie, though, berk. I'm pretty sure there wasn't a word in the post you made in BoyThread that I didn't disagree with.
Whelan wrote:Relax, have a good time, and hope for the bees ;)

User avatar
JayDee
Posts: 3620
Joined: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:13 am UTC
Location: Most livable city in the world.
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby JayDee » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:35 am UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:But things like the sandworms in Dune actually being enormous penises? That's things I don't get.
Until you spend more time online. Stupid Rule 34.

I wonder how much over the top analysis of vulvic imagery is done? Surely that happens too.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I believe that everything can and must be joked about.
Hawknc wrote:I like to think that he hasn't left, he's just finally completed his foe list.

User avatar
Chai Kovsky
Posts: 1652
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:36 pm UTC
Location: Californication

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Chai Kovsky » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:37 am UTC

Oh, come on MaJ. That bacon roll was awesome. Surely you didn't disagree with THAT!

I know there are some things that are intentionally phallic. Much of the imagery in Fargo, for instance, has a Freudian theme. Gaer, as my English teacher once put it, "is essentially a walking penis." While it may be annoying when people read into phallic imagery that isn't there, sometimes arty directors like to put it in to see who will notice. Then again, arty directors who fiddle with imagery deserve a rant of their own.
Spoiler:
kellsbells wrote:¡This Chai is burning me!
Chai Kovsky wrote:I can kill you with my brain.

That is all.
superglucose wrote:In other words: LISTEN TO CHAI.
Delayra wrote:Yet another brilliant idea from Chai!

I <3 Pirate.Bondage!

User avatar
michaelandjimi
Isn't Even Playing
Posts: 2353
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:21 am UTC
Location: Citizen of the World
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby michaelandjimi » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:40 am UTC

Okay, I didn't disagree with the bacon weave. I also didn't disagree with it the multitude of other times it has been linked to or shown in the thread.
Whelan wrote:Relax, have a good time, and hope for the bees ;)

User avatar
Chai Kovsky
Posts: 1652
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:36 pm UTC
Location: Californication

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Chai Kovsky » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:43 am UTC

Fair enough. But personally, I can't get enough of the treif-tastic bacon roll, which I had only heard whispered of among men in the cafeteria, never daring to believe that it was real, before I met the Boy Thread.
Spoiler:
kellsbells wrote:¡This Chai is burning me!
Chai Kovsky wrote:I can kill you with my brain.

That is all.
superglucose wrote:In other words: LISTEN TO CHAI.
Delayra wrote:Yet another brilliant idea from Chai!

I <3 Pirate.Bondage!

User avatar
pseudoidiot
Sexy Beard Man
Posts: 5101
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:30 pm UTC
Location: Kansas City
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:31 am UTC

Chai Kovsky wrote:Oh, come on MaJ. That bacon roll was awesome. Surely you didn't disagree with THAT!
Except that'd already been linked to a few pages ago. (I know because I did it).
Derailed : Gaming Outside the Box.
SecondTalon wrote:*swoons* I love you, all powerful pseudoidiot!
ShootTheChicken wrote:I can't stop thinking about pseudoidiot's penis.

User avatar
michaelandjimi
Isn't Even Playing
Posts: 2353
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:21 am UTC
Location: Citizen of the World
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby michaelandjimi » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:32 am UTC

Am I invisible? I said that like 3 posts ago!

And SecondTalon said a post I'd done but made it funnier, over in the BoyThread. Gee Whiz!
Whelan wrote:Relax, have a good time, and hope for the bees ;)

User avatar
tryptanymph
More metal than thou
Posts: 2471
Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:42 pm UTC
Location: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:37 am UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:And SecondTalon said a post I'd done but made it funnier, over in the BoyThread. Gee Whiz!
Nothing to be ashamed of. SecondTalon is pretty awesome.
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.*
*All links to be treated as NFSW.

User avatar
Gojoe
Posts: 3218
Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:45 pm UTC
Location: New Zealand!!!

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Gojoe » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:00 am UTC

Stupid laptop! I wanted to just jump on here on my week off. Now I can barely do anything. Damn it to hell!
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

User avatar
benjhuey
Posts: 3328
Joined: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:35 am UTC
Location: A collection of rocks

Re: Rant Thread

Postby benjhuey » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:48 am UTC

Stupid laptop! Connect to the network! I know it's there, you're just being lazy.
多么现在棕色母牛?

User avatar
crickets
Posts: 785
Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:57 am UTC
Location: Edmonton, AB
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby crickets » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:13 am UTC

I'm extremely annoyed with myself right now.

Mostly cause all i can do is think about sex, and doing sexy things and i feel terribly guilty about the whole mess because i don't see my lady enough. Constantly reminding her that i want to go bang her makes me seem like a terrible person, i'm sure...

Also:
WHY?! Why?! What the hell /happened/ to me? How do i just fall all over every person who shows the slightest big of interest in me? Why can't i flirt? Why aren't i a /girl/? HOW AM I THIS AWKWARD?! How am i totally what every guy i've ever met says they're looking for in a girl, but i can't seem to find someone who wants to keep me? I want to hang out and watch movies and talk about stupid stuff and get laid and make dinner and do laundry and get laid more and then fall asleep.

And i'm all becoming friends with someone new and i worry that she's doing this for all the wrong reasons and i'm just going to get fucked over and everything is all insane and my brain will explode.

You can tell i'm stressed cause i can't use punctuation or make anything that resembles sense.
Sorry 'bout that.

In addition: WHY DO I DISCLAIMER EVERYTHING I SAY?!

And:
Argh. I'm going to be working 56 hour work weeks if i want to make enough money to survive my life. This sucks more than i can say.
SecondTalon wrote:Virtue may be it's own reward, but so are Skittles.

ACU-LP
Posts: 2826
Joined: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:39 pm UTC
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby ACU-LP » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:54 am UTC

I love 'V'. It tastes ok and I go ridiculously hyper (which considering I live on cola, is pretty good). However it makes my mind instantly turn excessively dirty and all I can think about is sex.
I love being super hyper, and being 'dirty' can sometimes be fun. But why cant I have one without the other?!
I Am Raven wrote:Math is like a penis: it can be very satisfactory, but also a pain in the ass.
Red vs Blue wrote:Wash: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

User avatar
Lolsaur
Posts: 630
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:40 pm UTC
Location: Stonehaven, Scotland
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Lolsaur » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:46 am UTC

Fuck. This. Shit.
Worst Fight Scene Ever

This cosy, special made for this Teapot

Spoiler:
You've never looked better than you did that night
And your eyes have never looked so blue
And when we kissed it was like nothing else existed
As time stood still for me and you

ACU-LP
Posts: 2826
Joined: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:39 pm UTC
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby ACU-LP » Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:37 pm UTC

Care to elaborate?

Fuck trend micro. I was immersed very well into the game. Then you cause it it minimize. Then I get on with my game. THEN YOU CAUSE IT TO CRASH!
Fuck you.
I Am Raven wrote:Math is like a penis: it can be very satisfactory, but also a pain in the ass.
Red vs Blue wrote:Wash: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

User avatar
SecondTalon
SexyTalon
Posts: 26531
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA, Mars. HA!
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:40 pm UTC

sleepygamer wrote:
michaelandjimi wrote:And SecondTalon said a post I'd done but made it funnier, over in the BoyThread. Gee Whiz!
Nothing to be ashamed of. SecondTalon is pretty awesome.

*blink* say what?

It's the shotgun approach. When near 10,000 posts you have, at least a couple of them are going to be worthwhile.

Also, I'm pretty awesome.
heuristically_alone wrote:I want to write a DnD campaign and play it by myself and DM it myself.
heuristically_alone wrote:I have been informed that this is called writing a book.

sje46
Posts: 4730
Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 4:41 am UTC
Location: New Hampshire

Re: Rant Thread

Postby sje46 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:53 pm UTC

Second Talon? Awesome? Well, if that is your opinion .. . .
General_Norris: Taking pride in your nation is taking pride in the division of humanity.
Pirate.Bondage: Let's get married. Right now.

User avatar
Torvaun
Posts: 2615
Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:23 pm UTC
Location: 47°9′S, 126°43′W
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Torvaun » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:11 pm UTC

I think secondtalon is a pretty cool guy. eh posts funnies and doesn't afraid of anything
Hawknc wrote:I don't know if you've never heard of trolling, or if you're just very good at it.

User avatar
Terebrant
Posts: 188
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:27 pm UTC

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Terebrant » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:12 pm UTC

I don't come in this thread often, I just read about Felltir's attempt. I wish I could help.

On a lighter note, I just realized that if I put a space after the final full stop of a message, it won't appear. I wonder if it is for a practical reason or part of the american or english typographic convention.

User avatar
SecondTalon
SexyTalon
Posts: 26531
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA, Mars. HA!
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:02 pm UTC

sje46 wrote:Second Talon? Awesome? Well, if that is your opinion .. . .

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. Some of them are wrong.

Some people even have two. Where the hell was I going with this?
heuristically_alone wrote:I want to write a DnD campaign and play it by myself and DM it myself.
heuristically_alone wrote:I have been informed that this is called writing a book.

sje46
Posts: 4730
Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 4:41 am UTC
Location: New Hampshire

Re: Rant Thread

Postby sje46 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:13 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
sje46 wrote:Second Talon? Awesome? Well, if that is your opinion .. . .

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. Some of them are wrong.

Some people even have two. Where the hell was I going with this?

I'm not really sure how much sense this post makes.

But for what it's worth, I like you.
General_Norris: Taking pride in your nation is taking pride in the division of humanity.
Pirate.Bondage: Let's get married. Right now.

Matsi
Posts: 76
Joined: Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:22 am UTC

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Matsi » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:29 pm UTC

I am struggling with the "Some of them are wrong" part... It conjures up a lot of disturbing images.

User avatar
tryptanymph
More metal than thou
Posts: 2471
Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:42 pm UTC
Location: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby tryptanymph » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:43 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
sje46 wrote:Second Talon? Awesome? Well, if that is your opinion .. . .
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. Some of them are wrong.

Some people even have two. Where the hell was I going with this?
See, this is why I think ST is awesome.

EDIT FOR SOME RANT:

FUCK. YOU. AOL.

You've had the same system message for the past week, apparently, and the internet is still failing.

WHY AM I GETTING 130kbps WHEN I SHOULD BE GETTING SIXTEEN TIMES THAT?

FUCING PULL YOUR FINGER OUT, AND GET MY INTERNET BACK, YOU LAZY, DIMWITTED MUNGE-MASTERS.

GTRDTGYB ^Y(&U r86iw 707 tO6R689O 684 Q5€5 TÁÉW MRLWA O3C 8

Done.
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.*
*All links to be treated as NFSW.

User avatar
HarleyQuinn
Posts: 618
Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:53 am UTC
Location: Nothingtown
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby HarleyQuinn » Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:51 pm UTC

It just HAD to snow, didn't it.
Ugh, one of my only plans in the past 3 or so months and it HAD to snow, and no one's insane enough to try to drive to the damn show except for the bands that won't postpone and my stupid friend who calls every 15 minutes just to annoy me and mention "oh yea, i got so-and-so mad at you over one comment you made."
Stupid snow...
Magnanimous wrote:I used to be really into nostalgia a few years ago. Man, those were the days.

User avatar
Ramses IV
Posts: 803
Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:19 am UTC

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Ramses IV » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:02 pm UTC

Gojoe wrote:Stupid laptop! I wanted to just jump on here on my week off. Now I can barely do anything. Damn it to hell!

benjhuey wrote:Stupid laptop! Connect to the network! I know it's there, you're just being lazy.


Stupid laptop! I just....wait, oh that's right! I don't own a laptop! I spent all my money to get an awesome PC, which has proven to be a disastrous decision.
My Blag

benjhuey wrote:Ramses IV is dead to me, though I don't know how I didn't notice he had already been dead for 3000 years. Ancient Egyptian magic or somethin'.

User avatar
Jessica
Jessica, you're a ...
Posts: 8337
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:57 pm UTC
Location: Soviet Canuckistan

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Jessica » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:10 pm UTC

I have a laptop and a PC.
Both are awesome and stupid.
doogly wrote:On a scale of Mr Rogers to Fascism, how mean do you think we're being?
Belial wrote:My goal is to be the best brain infection any of you have ever had.

User avatar
pseudoidiot
Sexy Beard Man
Posts: 5101
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:30 pm UTC
Location: Kansas City
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:13 pm UTC

Jessica wrote:I have a laptop and a PC.
Both are awesome and stupid.
I have both, by my laptop was originally just for school so it doesn't do much. My desktop is still pretty nice, though. Considering I bought it 3 years ago and I'm still able to play most newer games on high (if not highest) settings. Luckily I don't play PC games as much as I used to or I would've found an excuse to invest even more money in it, which I'm sure my wife is thankful for, judging by the amount of shit she gave me when I first bought it.
Derailed : Gaming Outside the Box.
SecondTalon wrote:*swoons* I love you, all powerful pseudoidiot!
ShootTheChicken wrote:I can't stop thinking about pseudoidiot's penis.

User avatar
Jessica
Jessica, you're a ...
Posts: 8337
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:57 pm UTC
Location: Soviet Canuckistan

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Jessica » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:34 pm UTC

My gaming PC's getting a little old. It needs some TLC (and a new processor)
The laptop I bought a couple weeks ago because I wanted a Eee PC for watching movies at work, chatting on IRC/Gaim, or word processing. And, it does that. So, I'm actually really happy with my Eee PC, other than the keyboard being a little annoying to use.
doogly wrote:On a scale of Mr Rogers to Fascism, how mean do you think we're being?
Belial wrote:My goal is to be the best brain infection any of you have ever had.

User avatar
Gojoe
Posts: 3218
Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:45 pm UTC
Location: New Zealand!!!

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Gojoe » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:35 pm UTC

YES GOD DAMN IT! I feel like sitting here and watching xmen on my day off. It is raining and nothing I can do. SHUT UP ALREADY!
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

User avatar
JayDee
Posts: 3620
Joined: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:13 am UTC
Location: Most livable city in the world.
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby JayDee » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:46 pm UTC

Matsi wrote:I am struggling with the "Some of them are wrong" part... It conjures up a lot of disturbing images.
It does?
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I believe that everything can and must be joked about.
Hawknc wrote:I like to think that he hasn't left, he's just finally completed his foe list.

|Erasmus|
Branson
Posts: 2643
Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:53 am UTC
Location: Sydney, Australia
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby |Erasmus| » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:53 pm UTC

Teapot wrote:
ACU-LP wrote:Vista updates have made my computer SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWW.
This is annoying.
I hate vista.
But I don't miss the I'm-going-to-restart-your-computer-no-matter-what-you-do-if-god-forbid-you-need-to-go-to-the-loo-or-get-a-drink-updates that XP has.
This is one of the many reasons I'm planning on buying a mac with my birthday money this year.

yeah... vista is slow, so get a mac.

not being able to do recursive file copying means you can spend several hours trying to copy and paste, or delete a directory that windows or linux can do in about 5 minutes. How I love that operating system... :/

User avatar
scowdich
The Hedgehog
Posts: 771
Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 4:55 am UTC
Location: University of Illinois (Urbana-Champaign)
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby scowdich » Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:04 am UTC

A rant: I haven't been on the fora for like a couple months. I'll try to fix that. Sorry, I got a Girl and I've been sort of distracted.
Another rant: I've got a friend, well..."friend" who isn't at school anymore. For the record, he didn't graduate. He (and another, possibly more annoying friend) is planning a ski trip. Now...I don't ski. He knows this. But he keeps asking me to come along, and insulting me when I make it clear that I don't ski, and have little interest in sitting inside. He also pesters me constantly to play online games when I've made it perfectly clear that I've got homework to take care of, tangible friends to hang out with, or sleep to...sleep. Somehow, he doesn't seem to realize that he's being a total douchebag, no matter what I say.

User avatar
ryelle
Posts: 21
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:05 pm UTC
Contact:

Re: Rant Thread

Postby ryelle » Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:44 am UTC

I really wish that I'd stop expecting my birthday to actually be anything fun. I mean, late December in college is finals time, the past three years it's fallen on the first day of finals, which is usually not-good. This year it's the *last* day of finals, and nearly all of my friends have left for home. I decided to stay (when I probably could have left yesterday) because people said they'd be up for doing things. Well, needless to say those still here are running on little-to-no sleep. And no one's up for doing anything. Well, some are watching movies, but see the aforementioned 'little-to-no sleep'. I just can't handle T when she's like that (think very drunk/giddy). And I don't much care for the other people there... really all the people I'd want to hang out with left Wednesday or yesterday.
...you know, I wasn't expecting much, no gifts or anything, but maybe a round of 'happy birthday' at dinner? or, you know, not one of the most awesome people I've ever met leaving for the last semester I'll be here...
I've gotten more well-wishes from a guy I may or may not work for than I have from my actual friends.

And thanks to the snow I didn't even get to the store to take advantage of being newly 21.

This is way more angst-emo than rant, but...
20/F/Queer/MA

Okay, so my previous advertisement was a bit much. CoastSeeker will give you the closest point on the coastline to your original geohashed point, obviously most useful when your original point is underwater.

Mo0man
Posts: 1258
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:46 am UTC
Location: 2 weeks ago

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Mo0man » Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:46 am UTC

I've stopped having birthday celebrations. In high school my birthday was always smack dab in the middle of exam season, so I decided that I didn't want to fuck up people's studying. Eventually, it stopped being any kind of a big deal
causa major dormuc vulnero ut ovis goatee
I'm number 20075. Remember that. It's important

sje46
Posts: 4730
Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 4:41 am UTC
Location: New Hampshire

Re: Rant Thread

Postby sje46 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:49 am UTC

Mo0man wrote:I've stopped having birthday celebrations. In high school my birthday was always smack dab in the middle of exam season, so I decided that I didn't want to fuck up people's studying. Eventually, it stopped being any kind of a big deal

I haven't had a birthday party since I was like 12. My family had cake and whatever, but a party seems a little juvenile to me.
General_Norris: Taking pride in your nation is taking pride in the division of humanity.
Pirate.Bondage: Let's get married. Right now.

User avatar
Chai Kovsky
Posts: 1652
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:36 pm UTC
Location: Californication

Re: Rant Thread

Postby Chai Kovsky » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:13 am UTC

You know what? Fuck you. If you want to twitter with other girls and say things like that, at least have the motherfucking decency to direct message so I don't have to read about how you think some girl is awesomer than I, or how you would be with her if you were single. It's bad enough knowing that you have insufficient vasopressin ever to be monogamous, in thought if not in fact, but I don't want to fucking read about it. Go to hell.

Edit: Just looked at the timeline on that shit. This is since Tuesday. Wow. You have actually TALKED to me since you posted this shit on a public website. You have serious cojones. Double fuck you now, sir.
Spoiler:
kellsbells wrote:¡This Chai is burning me!
Chai Kovsky wrote:I can kill you with my brain.

That is all.
superglucose wrote:In other words: LISTEN TO CHAI.
Delayra wrote:Yet another brilliant idea from Chai!

I <3 Pirate.Bondage!

fransisco4
Posts: 138
Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:14 pm UTC

Re: Rant Thread

Postby fransisco4 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:22 am UTC

Fuck Paolini. I read through the last hundreds of pages wondering how you were going to solve all the unfinished plot points in just a couple of pages, and then i learn you were going to do a fourth book. It was even called a trilogy on the first one! Fuck you.

User avatar
eternal luna
Posts: 1484
Joined: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:54 am UTC
Location: Сидней

Re: Rant Thread

Postby eternal luna » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:34 am UTC

I am a worse person than you.
Alexius:-Охуели? Нахуя дохуя хуйний нахуярили? Расхуяривай нахуй!
-Хули? Нихуя! Нехуй расхуяривать! Нахуячено нехуёво! Похуярили!
Gojoe: We are all inferior to you luna.


Return to “General”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 24 guests