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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat May 01, 2010 12:10 am UTC

Modcut. Modcut modcut modcut. Waterpark? ..........modcut............. :?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sourmìlk » Sat May 01, 2010 1:24 am UTC

You guys took my idea and kicked my asses on it.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Sat May 01, 2010 2:04 am UTC

Ended wrote:(Sources: 734, BBC)

Ohai. I'm here to SW your SW:

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Just look at it; it's so grotesque!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby squareroot » Sat May 01, 2010 4:39 am UTC

The Scyphozoa wrote:Modcut. Modcut modcut modcut. Waterpark? ..........modcut............. :?


The meme lives! Now, if it just gets over 9000.... :D

(this is totally homological...)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat May 01, 2010 3:03 pm UTC

Giant Speck wrote:
Ended wrote:(Sources: 734, BBC)

Ohai. I'm here to SW your SW:

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Just look at it; it's so grotesque!


Ohai. I'm here to SW your SW'd SW:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby lingomaniac88 » Sat May 01, 2010 3:55 pm UTC

Ohai. I'm here to SW your SW'd SW'd SW.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Sat May 01, 2010 4:13 pm UTC

Ohai. I'm here to degrade this thread.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Whelan » Sat May 01, 2010 4:50 pm UTC

TheChewanater wrote:Ohai. I'm here to degrade this thread.
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Papyrus is a constant problem, however.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby chridd » Sat May 01, 2010 9:41 pm UTC

Might as well...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Sat May 01, 2010 9:52 pm UTC

Lets finish this here.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat May 01, 2010 9:55 pm UTC

kaimason1 wrote:Lets finish this here.

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This is the final version:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Welsh Mullet » Sat May 01, 2010 11:13 pm UTC

kaimason1 wrote:Lets finish this here.

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That's deep man. Really deep...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Sat May 01, 2010 11:29 pm UTC

Welsh Mullet wrote:
kaimason1 wrote:Lets finish this here.

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That's deep man. Really deep...


It is? I can't see anything in that fog...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Whelan » Sun May 02, 2010 12:04 am UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
Welsh Mullet wrote:
kaimason1 wrote:Lets finish this here.

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That's deep man. Really deep...


It is? I can't see anything in that fog...

It's deep fog.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Sun May 02, 2010 12:23 am UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
kaimason1 wrote:Lets finish this here.

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This is the final version:


I actually posted the real final version right after your post and before Welsh Mullet's post. It's so deep that the post containing it doesn't exist.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Sun May 02, 2010 12:32 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:
kaimason1 wrote:Lets finish this here.

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This is the final version:


I actually posted the real final version right after your post and before Welsh Mullet's post. It's so deep that the post containing it doesn't exist.


I'm not confirming or denying whether I posted an even more final version after your post, but leave it as a hypothetical possibility.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Sun May 02, 2010 12:38 am UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:
TheChewanater wrote:
You, sir, name? wrote:
kaimason1 wrote:Lets finish this here.

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This is the final version:


I actually posted the real final version right after your post and before Welsh Mullet's post. It's so deep that the post containing it doesn't exist.


I'm not confirming or denying whether I posted an even more final version after your post, but leave it as a hypothetical possibility.


The real end I possibly posted is hypothetically in a superposition of there and not there in a few universes of Many Worlds.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun May 02, 2010 12:41 am UTC

I suggest that making xkcdsw's consisting only of the comic with the text and other stuff blanked out should be against the rules.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Sun May 02, 2010 12:43 am UTC

How about just no xkcdswsws? We actually got to xkcdswswswswswswswswswswswsw.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun May 02, 2010 12:46 am UTC

kaimason1 wrote:How about just no xkcdswsws? We actually got to xkcdswswswswswswswswswswswsw.

No, that would mess up an idea I've had... which I think I'll do now.

EDIT:
Please don't kill me for this one if it turns out to be horrible.
Source: http://xkcdsw.com/652 (whose source is http://xkcd.com/197/)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Giant Speck » Sun May 02, 2010 4:05 am UTC

kaimason1 wrote:How about just no xkcdswsws? We actually got to xkcdswswswswswswswswswswswsw.

No. I like the fact I started a bandwagon and I thought mine was actually funny in a totally dorky way.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Octavian Starr » Mon May 03, 2010 4:08 am UTC

Personally, I could not stop laughing when the conversation started getting existential.
i vote to keep the xkcdswswswswswswswswswswswsws.
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I actually posted the real final version right after your post. It's so deep that the post containing it doesn't exist.
I'm not confirming or denying whether I posted an even more final version after your post, but leave it as a hypothetical possibility.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Mon May 03, 2010 4:22 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sourmìlk » Mon May 03, 2010 4:58 am UTC

I wanted to do something where everybody was innocently playing the lava game, but it would have taken way too much work.

so, of course, chewanater had to ruin it by making an equally awesome but easier-to-make comic
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby chridd » Mon May 03, 2010 5:04 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby NMcCoy » Mon May 03, 2010 5:58 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue May 04, 2010 2:35 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:@

"The Floor Was Lava" sounds like a great movie title.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby vonKarma » Tue May 04, 2010 2:52 am UTC

132 + questionable content =
Spoiler:
music_knowledge sw final.jpg

bss stands for broken social scene, in case anyone was wondering

i hope people dont mind that i referenced another comic...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Tue May 04, 2010 2:59 am UTC

vonKarma wrote:132 + questionable content =
Spoiler:
music_knowledge sw final.jpg

bss stands for broken social scene, in case anyone was wondering

i hope people dont mind that i referenced another comic...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby squareroot » Tue May 04, 2010 4:39 am UTC

vonKarma wrote:132 + questionable content =
Spoiler:
music_knowledge sw final.jpg

bss stands for broken social scene, in case anyone was wondering

i hope people dont mind that i referenced another comic...

:-) Kudos, QC is pretty much the only other webcomic I like. And I like it a LOT. :D
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby LuNatic » Tue May 04, 2010 6:09 am UTC

vonKarma wrote:132 + questionable content =
Spoiler:
music_knowledge sw final.jpg

bss stands for broken social scene, in case anyone was wondering

i hope people dont mind that i referenced another comic...


Being QC, shouldn't it have 3 or 4 Decemberist references?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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LuNatic wrote:Being QC, shouldn't it have 3 or 4 Decemberist references?

Everything should have 3 or 4 Decemberists references.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sourmìlk » Wed May 05, 2010 5:03 am UTC

It's been a whole hour and nobody's done this. Probably because it's too obvious:

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It's a good thing he didn't use Papyrus...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby -.Mateo.- » Wed May 05, 2010 6:17 am UTC

sourmìlk wrote:It's been a whole hour and nobody's done this. Probably because it's too obvious:

Spoiler:
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It's a good thing he didn't use Papyrus...

Sources:
http://www.xkcd.com/736


I totally predicted the alt-text. yay me!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed May 05, 2010 3:43 pm UTC

Cemetary Sans:
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I wonder what's the most ridiculous font that could be used on a tombstone. Maybe if an engraver could get on board with Webdings...


Yeah, a few people were suggesting this in the comic thread, I didn't want to disappoint them.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby philsov » Wed May 05, 2010 5:25 pm UTC

Source: http://xkcd.com/735/

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You were the chosen one...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed May 05, 2010 5:30 pm UTC

Wait a minute, I think I just 1-upped myself.

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I think actually Papyrus would be really difficult to engrave on a tombstone.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Wed May 05, 2010 7:31 pm UTC

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Well, it's better than Comic Sans.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby rigwarl » Wed May 05, 2010 8:19 pm UTC

philsov wrote:Source: http://xkcd.com/735/

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You were the chosen one...


this is amazing

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby philsov » Wed May 05, 2010 8:56 pm UTC

also reposting older ones because they got lost in the abyss of some time ago. Shame they're not full size by default... click to fully see O.o

http://xkcd.com/636/
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