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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby felltir » Sun May 16, 2010 9:33 pm UTC

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Oh god the pun it hurts.


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Sun May 16, 2010 9:37 pm UTC

LB=Pound... I actually just made a post about not getting it, but deleted it because I immediately got it after posting.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amnesiasoft » Sun May 16, 2010 9:59 pm UTC

Yeah, my first thought was "Left Bumper? Is this some kind of Xbox 360 version of DJ Hero joke I'm not getting?"

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Sun May 16, 2010 10:10 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Sun May 16, 2010 10:13 pm UTC

Suggestion for tt: And a few words, too. [citation needed]
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby squareroot » Mon May 17, 2010 2:27 am UTC

I was cracking up at that Wikipedia one...that is just genius.

Then I saw the "citation needed" next to the logo, and I just literally died.

That's not a mistake.

Bravo.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Mon May 17, 2010 2:32 am UTC

squareroot wrote:I was cracking up at that Wikipedia one...that is just genius.

Then I saw the "citation needed" next to the logo, and I just literally died.

That's not a mistake.

Bravo.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Mon May 17, 2010 11:55 am UTC

So horrible, it ain't funny.
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There might be trouble if he figures out it's only a toy. But then, if he does, I'll just club him with it.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dason » Mon May 17, 2010 3:48 pm UTC

Under A Pale Grey Sky wrote:So horrible, it ain't funny.
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Ha! You mean it IS funny!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby RedWolf » Mon May 17, 2010 4:37 pm UTC

Here's another simple mash-up of two similar comics (690 and 741):
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Mon May 17, 2010 9:10 pm UTC

Under A Pale Grey Sky wrote:So horrible, it ain't funny.
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:) plans to grow out facial hair...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby squareroot » Tue May 18, 2010 12:13 am UTC

Under A Pale Grey Sky wrote:So horrible, it ain't funny.
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I figuratively laughed.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Azrael001 » Tue May 18, 2010 3:03 am UTC

Under A Pale Grey Sky wrote:So horrible, it ain't funny.
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Are you drinking powerthirst? 'Cause you just won at everything forever!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Tue May 18, 2010 3:05 am UTC

Azrael001 wrote:Are you drinking powerthirst? 'Cause you just won at everything forever!


Literally. (I mean this figuratively)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue May 18, 2010 3:03 pm UTC

Azrael001 wrote:
Under A Pale Grey Sky wrote:So horrible, it ain't funny.
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Are you drinking powerthirst? 'Cause you just won at everything forever!

These aren't your dad's puns, these are INTERNET PUNS!

BLAGOPUNS!!!!!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Wed May 19, 2010 6:09 am UTC

Don't mind me, just making things worse..

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WHY any self-respecting male would willingly listen to that "music" is beyond me.
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Cue hate-posts from any 13 year old girls who happen to see me ripping on their beloved Justine.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby LuNatic » Wed May 19, 2010 6:19 am UTC

Under A Pale Grey Sky wrote:Don't mind me, just making things worse..

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Source: 742

Cue hate-posts from any 13 year old girls who happen to see me ripping on their beloved Justine.


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This is, for some reason, one of the funniest things I've read today.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Wed May 19, 2010 6:27 am UTC

I read that before reading today's comic. There was much confusion.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby phlip » Wed May 19, 2010 6:31 am UTC

Musician? Huh. I'd managed to last up until now without actually having any idea who Justin Bieber actually is. Just that she's some kind of Internet punching bag.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Wed May 19, 2010 7:02 am UTC

phlip wrote:Musician? Huh. I'd managed to last up until now without actually having any idea who Justine Bieber actually is. Just that she's some kind of Internet punching bag.

God, you can be an insensitive bag of dicks sometimes.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Cane » Wed May 19, 2010 12:38 pm UTC

Walter.Horvath wrote:
phlip wrote:Musician? Huh. I'd managed to last up until now without actually having any idea who Justine Bieber actually is. Just that she's some kind of Internet punching bag.

God, you can be an insensitive bag of dicks sometimes.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby rrwoods » Wed May 19, 2010 3:55 pm UTC

Walter.Horvath wrote:
phlip wrote:Musician? Huh. I'd managed to last up until now without actually having any idea who Justine Bieber actually is. Just that she's some kind of Internet punching bag.

God, you can be an insensitive bag of dicks sometimes.

...What?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed May 19, 2010 4:09 pm UTC

I like to think that today's comic ( Campfire ) was done having XKCDSW in mind. The possibilities are endless!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed May 19, 2010 6:34 pm UTC

This good enough?

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And all I can think is "This camping trip will make for a great Livejournal entry."
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed May 19, 2010 7:30 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:This good enough?

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And all I can think is "This camping trip will make for a great Livejournal entry."
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Ooh, that what I was trying to go for going through random strips. Great job ;)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Wed May 19, 2010 9:03 pm UTC

Too fitting...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby lingomaniac88 » Wed May 19, 2010 10:06 pm UTC

phlip wrote:Musician? Huh. I'd managed to last up until now without actually having any idea who Justin Bieber actually is. Just that she's some kind of Internet punching bag.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed May 19, 2010 10:33 pm UTC

Another two I got by browsing random comics.

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"Is that also a song by the Glee cast you just downloaded?"
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I don't know what he said, or who he is, but I think it was bad.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby squareroot » Wed May 19, 2010 10:57 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:Another two I got by browsing random comics.

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"Is that also a song by the Glee cast you just downloaded?"
390 | 411


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I don't know what he said, or who he is, but I think it was bad.
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Wins!! (also, loved the Zshell/Campfire one. :-D )
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Wed May 19, 2010 11:24 pm UTC

rrwoods wrote:
Walter.Horvath wrote:
phlip wrote:Musician? Huh. I'd managed to last up until now without actually having any idea who Justine Bieber actually is. Just that she's some kind of Internet punching bag.

God, you can be an insensitive bag of dicks sometimes.

...What?

Emphasis is emphasized.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TaintedDeity » Thu May 20, 2010 12:01 am UTC

You still aren't making any sense to me.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Thu May 20, 2010 12:03 am UTC

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Fun fact, Justin[e] Bieber isn't real. "Justin Bieber fan" is really secret code for furry.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Walter.Horvath » Thu May 20, 2010 12:06 am UTC

This is funny.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Thu May 20, 2010 7:20 am UTC

A few more:
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To think I wasted good money on this, just because xkcd told me it would attract chicks.

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Sorry, but you're almost 40 years too late for that.
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Source: 16 706

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Oh, wow! I can't believe that worked!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby DanielR » Thu May 20, 2010 10:46 am UTC

Spoiler:
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Sources: 316, 740

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu May 20, 2010 4:37 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Mr Jack » Thu May 20, 2010 11:17 pm UTC

DanielR wrote:
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Sources: 316, 740


Very good. Add a title text!

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby rrwoods » Fri May 21, 2010 2:43 pm UTC

Walter.Horvath wrote:This is funny.

OK I think the reason I'm not getting this is that I've literally never heard of Beiber before this thread. So meh.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri May 21, 2010 3:06 pm UTC

I have, but not her music. I just know she's the interblob's punching bag.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TaintedDeity » Fri May 21, 2010 3:10 pm UTC

I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is male.
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