ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Kewangji » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:47 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:The world revolves around Steve Jobs.

If he heard you say that, he would turn in his grave.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Feddlefew » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:24 pm UTC

Kewangji wrote:
pseudoidiot wrote:The world revolves around Steve Jobs.

If he heard you say that, he would turn in his grave.


Thus knocking the earth's rotation off its axis?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Link » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:35 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Kithplana » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:39 am UTC

Kewangji wrote:
pseudoidiot wrote:The world revolves around Steve Jobs.

If he heard you say that, he would turn in his grave.

Assuming the truth of the first statement, I believe his grave would turn around him.

ETA: ...I didn't read the previous page. *facepalm*

EAgainTA: I guess this brings the joke full circle.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:08 am UTC

Appropriate?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby I Am Raven » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:39 am UTC

Yes, I think so. And it's pretty good, but doesn't really belong in the XKCDSW thread I believe. :wink:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monotonius » Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:57 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SurgicalSteel » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:44 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby I Am Raven » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:26 pm UTC

Oh no you didn't!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:35 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby I Am Raven » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:52 pm UTC

Oh boy... here we go again.
"Listen, I wouldn't worry about that." is sort of the response I am anticipating here.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Kewangji » Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:57 pm UTC

I would worry about that a lot.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pseudoidiot » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:05 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SirBryghtside » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:23 pm UTC

I Am Raven wrote:Oh boy... here we go again.
"Listen, I wouldn't worry about that." is sort of the response I am anticipating here.

Might as well get it out of the way, then:

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Edit: Just thought of one:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:33 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:Appropriate?


Great, now if Bill Gates dies in two days, I'm gonna be genuinely creeped out...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Link » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:33 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jared the Great » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:28 pm UTC

Just whipped these up quickly.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:11 pm UTC

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The other 85% will be completely unaffordable

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sophyturtle » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:22 am UTC

I love that squirrel.

Also, housing jokes.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:09 am UTC

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How could intentionally infecting a computer with every known virus NOT be a good idea?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:40 pm UTC

What comic is that from? I can't remember.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:43 pm UTC

poxic wrote:You, sir, have heroic hair.
poxic wrote:I note that the hair is not slowing down. It appears to have progressed from heroic to rocking.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:53 pm UTC

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Would somebody please explain just what exactly was classy about that?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:39 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby RedWolf » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:51 pm UTC

Burkitt, that was the first one to make me actually laugh out loud in a long time.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:22 am UTC

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poxic wrote:You, sir, have heroic hair.
poxic wrote:I note that the hair is not slowing down. It appears to have progressed from heroic to rocking.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Oflick » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:16 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby poxic » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:33 am UTC

MUCH worse. Well, er, badly, er ... Worse done!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Pingouin7 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:53 pm UTC

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Kewangji wrote:I confess I am actually scared of peanuts, and tend to avoid them, given how lethal they are to some people.

I'm not. I do my part in the fight against peanuts by destroying them with my powerful teeth. Take that peanut! How does being digested feel!?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:06 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby felltir » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:17 am UTC

I love you.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:11 pm UTC

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Then straight back to the station to catch the 07:54, get the 10:06 from Paddington and you can make it to Newquay in time to watch the sunset over the sea too.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby felltir » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:24 pm UTC

Lewisham is NOT north greenwich
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:36 pm UTC

No, no it isn't. Hence the need for the 108 bus.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby WolfieMario » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:27 pm UTC

Screw Rabbits

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To be fair, if you counted the cost of cage/tank and other 'one-time' equipment, turtles would be the farthest to left, excluding horses which are already off the chart. Screw turtles.
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To anyone wondering, there's a reason I left out the most-used animal in xkcd-sw:

Screw Squirrels

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:05 pm UTC

Brilliant!

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amarantha » Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:23 am UTC

Burkitt wrote:<awesome money sw>
I lol'd so hard :D
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