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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:45 am UTC

(Sorry.)
414 + 1282

Edit: I just realized it's "mistranslations" and not "typos". I refuse to fix this, of course.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:24 pm UTC

Ten points to whoever can reverse-engineer what exactly the typo in his copy is.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mathmannix » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:23 pm UTC

How about something like "LIE ON THE BED, WEARING NOTHING BUT A SEXY FUR GOAT"
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sat Oct 26, 2013 4:23 am UTC

139

Forgive me for the clumsy drawing of the chicks legs on the bike.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:59 am UTC

Did you draw the motorcycle yourself or is that from a different comic?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:47 am UTC

Whoops, yeah should have cited that. Got it from 272.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:42 pm UTC

246 + 1282
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:44 pm UTC

I'm going to step off the LEM now... here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat

eSOANEM wrote:If Fonzie's on the order of 100 zeptokelvin, I think he has bigger problems than difracting through doors.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:11 am UTC

I'm bored. Lets see how many variants of 171 I can come up with:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:33 pm UTC

171 + 1281

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:59 pm UTC

So I cant get onto my "drawing device" right now. Can someone extend todays comic into the future, slipping in a terminator reference. Perhaps something like "top two hit list for killer robots sent back in time"?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby JudeMorrigan » Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:02 pm UTC

Ok, really, really obvious:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:21 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/1284/

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:09 pm UTC

the only sensible worsening

1284 + 528

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:21 am UTC

I want to make an XKCDSW using the end of the facebook what-if, substituting that Family Guy scene I remember where someone pressed "like" to some sad facebook post. Problem is, I can't remember which episode it was from. Anyone know?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Deva » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:31 am UTC

"And I'm Joyce Kinney". Season Nine, Episode Nine.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ucim » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:45 pm UTC

From http://xkcd.com/1284/
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( guess he's not Lucky)

(redundancy below)
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I guess he's not Lucky.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:44 pm UTC

ucim wrote:From http://xkcd.com/1284/
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( guess he's not Lucky)

(redundancy below)
Spoiler:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby dzamie » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:59 pm UTC

324 and 1062. Text from 627.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:38 am UTC

1285

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Edit: Oh god damn it I spelled sentence wrong. Whatever, it's late.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Elvish Pillager » Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:56 am UTC

Slightly worse, you say?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkcommando » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:47 pm UTC

For Comic 1285:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby dzamie » Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:01 pm UTC

The random button is fun!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:27 am UTC

1285 and 470
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:26 pm UTC

This, this and this.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:11 am UTC

whoever maintains the site, http://xkcdsw.com/3672 is not showing any comic.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Carlington » Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:42 pm UTC

Deva wrote:"And I'm Joyce Kinney". Season Nine, Episode Nine.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Deva » Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:59 pm UTC

Searched "Family Guy Facebook" on Youtube. Referenced a Wiki afterwards.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:29 pm UTC

So many possibilities with 1287...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:32 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:12 pm UTC

1287

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:33 pm UTC

1286 1287

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mathmannix » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:16 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:25 pm UTC

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Alt: This meme will always be funny.

Ref: 1287, 414
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mathmannix » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:08 pm UTC

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6. B-QB4 dw!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:02 am UTC

1022 + this thread

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby dzamie » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:39 am UTC

1230 "Polar/Cartesian"
1287 "Puzzle"
White provides a rough notation of his proposed θ-coordinates with his piece values.

Out of curiosity, are panel shuffles with other comics allowed (albeit nigh impossible to pull off)? I saw it something like once earlier in the thread.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:56 am UTC

dzamie wrote:Out of curiosity, are panel shuffles with other comics allowed (albeit nigh impossible to pull off)? I saw it something like once earlier in the thread.

We have rules? Only time I've ever seen an SW in here get moderated was when I posted a really racist comic. 8-) 8-)

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:10 pm UTC

teelo wrote:
dzamie wrote:Out of curiosity, are panel shuffles with other comics allowed (albeit nigh impossible to pull off)? I saw it something like once earlier in the thread.

We have rules? Only time I've ever seen an SW in here get moderated was when I posted a really racist comic. 8-) 8-)

wait. am i about to feel the ban hammer for my comic that implied that canadians are not real people? nooooooo im sorry!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby poxic » Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:20 pm UTC

The Canadian community frowns on your shenanigans.
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