ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby keybored » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:23 pm UTC

WHO SCREWS UP YOUR AU-DI-O FILES ALL DAY?
D! M! C! A!
ABSORBENT AND STINGY AND EVIL ARE THEY!
D! M! C! A!
IF WORKABLE MUSIC BE SOMETHING YE WISH
D! M! C! A!
THEN LOG ONTO LIMEWIRE AND DRINK LIKE A FISH!
D! M! C! A!

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jebobek » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:44 pm UTC

Where did her mail go?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby keybored » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:01 pm UTC

doh! i guess the title of this thread should be "we make xckd slightly sloppy"
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby existential_elevator » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:31 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jebobek » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:46 pm UTC

Hahaha, awesome. Did the person on left realize whats going on yet? Will they continue? Stay tuned
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TaintedDeity » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:11 pm UTC

The best part of that is the way the 2nd L in WALL turns into an arrow.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Felstaff » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:37 pm UTC

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Dammit, what the hell did I just say?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Lord Aurora » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:42 pm UTC

Felstaff wrote:Image
Dammit, what the hell did I just say?


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Moo » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:54 pm UTC

I laughed, then felt bad, then laughed again.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby existential_elevator » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:31 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Cheese » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:12 pm UTC

Moo wrote:I laughed, then felt bad, then laughed again.
I skipped the middle bit.

So for me:

1) Laugh
2) Laugh again
3) ???
4) Profit!

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby blakat1313 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:06 am UTC

I can't get the font right, but I think the joke/social commentary (okay, it isn't that deep) makes up for that.
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edit2:fixed problem, re-uploaded image, hopefully it's fixed
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Outchanter » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:01 am UTC

Your comics are too awesome. Time for some proper ruining:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby RealGrouchy » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:06 am UTC

blakat1313 wrote:image
I can't get the font right, but I think the joke/social commentary (okay, it isn't that deep) makes up for that.
Your image asplode. Try the "attchment" feature instead of linking to an outside URL.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:40 pm UTC

But...laptops aren't wired!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Felstaff » Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:56 pm UTC

blakat1313 wrote:
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I can't get the font right, but I think the joke/social commentary (okay, it isn't that deep) makes up for that.

Fixếd your image. You might want to, uh, work on your MSPaint border techniques?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby keybored » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:27 pm UTC

Felstaff wrote:
blakat1313 wrote:
Spoiler:
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I can't get the font right, but I think the joke/social commentary (okay, it isn't that deep) makes up for that.

Fixếd your image. You might want to, uh, work on your MSPaint border techniques?

maybe it's that way on purpose. it's not so much what's there as what isn't there.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby existential_elevator » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:47 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby bigglesworth » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:13 pm UTC

You know, that's brilliant. I'm seriously impressed.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Moo » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:21 pm UTC

blakat1313 wrote:I can't get the font right, but I think the joke/social commentary (okay, it isn't that deep) makes up for that.
I liked it.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:47 pm UTC

xkcd+QC=xkqcd
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If there is, he or she must think "FUCK. THAT. SHIT." is hilarious
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amnesiasoft » Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:59 pm UTC

I believe xqcd would be a better name

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby blakat1313 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:13 am UTC

Felstaff wrote:
blakat1313 wrote:
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I can't get the font right, but I think the joke/social commentary (okay, it isn't that deep) makes up for that.

Fixếd your image. You might want to, uh, work on your MSPaint border techniques?

Oops, I extended the borders when I first copied the image so it didn't get cropped, but forget to put them back. :oops:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:18 pm UTC

blakat1313 wrote:
Felstaff wrote:
blakat1313 wrote:
Spoiler:
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I can't get the font right, but I think the joke/social commentary (okay, it isn't that deep) makes up for that.

Fixếd your image. You might want to, uh, work on your MSPaint border techniques?

Oops, I extended the borders when I first copied the image so it didn't get cropped, but forget to put them back. :oops:

Correct Me If I'm Wrong™, but don't the borders expand by themselves if the image you're pasting is bigger than the borders?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TaintedDeity » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:02 pm UTC

Mine do, but they never used to.
I've always wondered why.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Cheese » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:04 pm UTC

I don't think they did in W98... or maybe it asked "Want to resize the borders to fit what you're pasting?". Hmm.
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Postby keybored » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:06 pm UTC

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LE4dGOLEM wrote:THERE IS NOT A SUFFICIENT CUSSWORD TO SHOW HOW LITTLE I APPRECIATE YOU.
Klapaucius wrote:Unfortunately it was deleted around the time I began, with somewhat shaky logic, to advise him not to rape animals.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby existential_elevator » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:08 pm UTC

...I can't help but see that last panel as a violent act toward a hamster.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby keybored » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:13 pm UTC

i guess my only recourse is to send a robot back in time to kill felstaff's mother
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Gojoe » Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:25 pm UTC

Felstaff wrote:Image
Dammit, what the hell did I just say?
The problem is that you are supposed to make the comic slightly worse. Not funny as hell.

And eternal damnation is pretty hilarious.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby RedWolf » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:29 pm UTC

Gojoe wrote:The problem is that you are supposed to make the comic slightly worse. Not funny as hell.
If you haven't realized by now, that's exactly what the purpose of this thread has become. All the "make the comic slightly worse" stuff stopped after about page 10...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby benjhuey » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:56 pm UTC

Gojoe knows what he's doing.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Baza210 » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:09 pm UTC

Someone please modify a comic to involve a guy chatting up a girl by showing her how to use a slide rule.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby RealGrouchy » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:30 am UTC

If you want to modify a comic, I think you'll need slightly better technology than a slide rule.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jorpho » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:47 am UTC

I think I feel a meme coming on. Or maybe not.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Gojoe » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:09 am UTC

benjhuey wrote:Gojoe knows what he's doing.
Or so he claims :wink:
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I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Felstaff » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:32 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jebobek » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:36 pm UTC

Felstaff where are you hosting the images? At work I can never see them :(
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby keybored » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:38 pm UTC

photobucket. they're also in png, for some reason. are you using a really old version of ie?
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