ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby **Azrael** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:04 pm UTC

Holy god damn.

discodan · Postby **discodan** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:40 pm UTC

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Spoiler:

Nebuduck · Postby **Nebuduck** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:45 pm UTC

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It's the perfect way to attract stalkers

pseudoidiot · Postby **pseudoidiot** » Fri May 23, 2008 4:21 pm UTC

Sort of surprised this hasn't been done, yet.

Mat · Postby **Mat** » Fri May 23, 2008 4:45 pm UTC

I've got more...

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discodan · Postby **discodan** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:26 pm UTC

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Spoiler:

Dobblesworth · Postby **Dobblesworth** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:45 pm UTC

5 more from Dobblesworth for your viewing pleasure.

Spoiler:

I think it's safe to say that this thread is made of pure epoch win.

Aleril · Postby **Aleril** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:18 pm UTC

Spoiler:

Frello · Postby **Frello** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:24 pm UTC

Spoiler:

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Turtle_ · Postby **Turtle_** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:22 pm UTC

Spoiler:

The horrible text layout was on purpose by the way.

Spoiler:

YouTube · Postby **phlip** » Sat May 24, 2008 7:07 am UTC

Nebuduck wrote:
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Aww, I wanted to do that one...

Well played.

Sprocket · Postby **Sprocket** » Sat May 24, 2008 4:55 pm UTC

hendusoone wrote:Everything is ruined forever... and I am a horrible person.
bad_timing.png

Spoiler:
No don't go...

EDIT: Did a bit of touch-up on the third panel.

I assumed he threw her off...is that not what happened?

Dobblesworth · Postby **Dobblesworth** » Sat May 24, 2008 5:01 pm UTC

CatProximity wrote:
hendusoone wrote:Everything is ruined forever... and I am a horrible person.
bad_timing.png

No don't go...
EDIT: Did a bit of touch-up on the third panel.

I assumed he threw her off...is that not what happened?

I interpreted it as the girl jumping off in despair, seeing this guy confess he doesn't really love her in a somewhat romantic situation. The alt-text is then him saying "No, please don't jump, nooooooo!"

Sprocket · Postby **Sprocket** » Sat May 24, 2008 5:10 pm UTC

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Alt Text:memes are really a lot like beanie babies

aleflamedyud · Postby **aleflamedyud** » Sat May 24, 2008 6:05 pm UTC

Just noting: I HATE YOU ALL. You have ruined XKCD. Fuck you.

Baza210 · Postby **Baza210** » Sat May 24, 2008 10:49 pm UTC

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Alt. Text: Etymotic ER6s. Buy buy buy.

Schmendreck · Postby **Schmendreck** » Sun May 25, 2008 1:26 am UTC

I have a feeling I'm going to be crucified for this.

Source: http://xkcd.com/150/

Spoffin · Postby **Spoffin** » Sun May 25, 2008 1:41 am UTC

Ok, I think this counts (it works in my head at least), and is officially the laziest one of these so far

Yuri2356 · Postby **Yuri2356** » Sun May 25, 2008 2:33 am UTC

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Jack Saladin · Postby **Jack Saladin** » Sun May 25, 2008 2:50 am UTC

...

...

... I'm gonna say that one's actually better than the original.

Antimony-120 · Postby **Antimony-120** » Sun May 25, 2008 3:05 am UTC

Quirky girls still require standards

(forgive the text box, I have no image editing software.)

Postby **Hawknc** » Sun May 25, 2008 3:18 am UTC

Baza210 wrote:headphones.png

Ooh! You inspired me to do another one that had been sitting in my head.

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Postby **gmalivuk** » Sun May 25, 2008 5:03 am UTC

Fearbears?! wrote:...

...

... I'm gonna say that one's actually better than the original.

Yeah, I think that's a winner.

Baza210 · Postby **Baza210** » Sun May 25, 2008 11:45 am UTC

Yuri2356 wrote:balloon.png

Win.

But.. ouch.

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bigglesworth · Postby **bigglesworth** » Sun May 25, 2008 1:01 pm UTC

I love this thread in the same way that I love my whip and cicatrice.

Vaniver · Postby **Vaniver** » Sun May 25, 2008 5:57 pm UTC

Spoiler:

bigglesworth · Postby **bigglesworth** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:16 pm UTC

How's this?

benjhuey · Postby **benjhuey** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

Vaniver wrote:
Spoiler:
It's neat how you have a vagina.

Apparently, graduating high school doesn't make me any more mature. I can't stop laughing.

bridge · Postby **bridge** » Sun May 25, 2008 8:34 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/149/

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Baza210 · Postby **Baza210** » Sun May 25, 2008 8:54 pm UTC

bridge wrote:http://xkcd.com/149/
sudo.jpg

Brilliant. Not the aim of the thread [as in it made me laugh], but still great.

discodan · Postby **discodan** » Sun May 25, 2008 10:06 pm UTC

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Aleril · Postby **Aleril** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:33 am UTC

Sprocket · Postby **Sprocket** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:43 pm UTC

Yuri2356 wrote:
baloon.png

Yeah...ftw.

photosinensis · Postby **photosinensis** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:12 pm UTC

In the theme of Sandwich/149:

Alt text: Getting root access isn't going to be that easy.

|Erasmus| · Postby **|Erasmus|** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:27 pm UTC

That's exactly what happened when I tried it irl...

Sprocket · Postby **Sprocket** » Tue May 27, 2008 5:50 pm UTC

Dobblesworth wrote:
CatProximity wrote:
hendusoone wrote:Everything is ruined forever... and I am a horrible person.
bad_timing.png

No don't go...
EDIT: Did a bit of touch-up on the third panel.

I assumed he threw her off...is that not what happened?

I interpreted it as the girl jumping off in despair, seeing this guy confess he doesn't really love her in a somewhat romantic situation. The alt-text is then him saying "No, please don't jump, nooooooo!"

Ok, for some reason I wasn't paying attention and thought it was her breaking up with him. So then he threw her off FOR breaking up with him.

The Mighty Thesaurus · Postby **The Mighty Thesaurus** » Wed May 28, 2008 1:02 am UTC

Baza210 wrote:
bridge wrote:http://xkcd.com/149/
sudo.jpg

Brilliant. Not the aim of the thread [as in it made me laugh], but still great.

I'm pretty sure the purpose of this thread is lulz.

benjhuey wrote:
Vaniver wrote:
Spoiler:
It's neat how you have a vagina.

Apparently, graduating high school doesn't make me any more mature. I can't stop laughing.

It's funny because he's gay.

H.E.L.e.N. · Postby **H.E.L.e.N.** » Wed May 28, 2008 2:28 am UTC

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I should probably delete that blog entry where I say "fuck this shit," too...

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Your MOM is easy. And boobs are nice.

wing · Postby **wing** » Wed May 28, 2008 4:39 am UTC

photosinensis wrote:In the theme of Sandwich/149:

Alt text: Getting root access isn't going to be that easy.

God I hate that. And then every time I pop up a root shell, it's all "YOU HAVE MAIL"

HATE. One of these days I should actually read that mail and see if it's got any lulz.

Princess Marzipan · Postby **Princess Marzipan** » Wed May 28, 2008 1:39 pm UTC

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Spoiler:

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