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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Azrael » Fri May 23, 2008 3:04 pm UTC

Holy god damn.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby discodan » Fri May 23, 2008 3:40 pm UTC

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Spoiler:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Nebuduck » Fri May 23, 2008 3:45 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pseudoidiot » Fri May 23, 2008 4:21 pm UTC

Sort of surprised this hasn't been done, yet.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Mat » Fri May 23, 2008 4:45 pm UTC

I've got more...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby discodan » Fri May 23, 2008 5:26 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dobblesworth » Fri May 23, 2008 6:45 pm UTC

5 more from Dobblesworth for your viewing pleasure.
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xkcd 261
"And you too lieutenants back there, stop shuffling blocks on that table like you're trying to pretend you're working! There's a war to win out there!"
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"Ah jetpack. How silly of me not to notice the garishly blue rocket on your back with flames spouting 6ft behind it!"
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xkcd 51
"And no, we don't care if the grammar is a little off."
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"Sometimes the simplest of questions can be the most effective."
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xkcd 149
"I'm just saying, you should stop being so lazy and get off that damn settee."
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I think it's safe to say that this thread is made of pure epoch win.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Aleril » Fri May 23, 2008 7:18 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Frello » Fri May 23, 2008 8:24 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Turtle_ » Fri May 23, 2008 9:22 pm UTC

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Alt text:Please do not steal it.

Alt alt: textThis is my pen. This is my house. This is my hat. I label my stuff so I don't lose it.
http://xkcd.com/80/

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Alt text:I already forgot what I wasn't supposed to forget.
http://xkcd.com/204/

The horrible text layout was on purpose by the way.
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http://xkcd.com/272/

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http://xkcd.com/291/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby phlip » Sat May 24, 2008 7:07 am UTC

Nebuduck wrote:
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Aww, I wanted to do that one...

Well played.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sprocket » Sat May 24, 2008 4:55 pm UTC

hendusoone wrote:Everything is ruined forever... and I am a horrible person.
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Spoiler:
No don't go...


EDIT: Did a bit of touch-up on the third panel.

I assumed he threw her off...is that not what happened?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dobblesworth » Sat May 24, 2008 5:01 pm UTC

CatProximity wrote:
hendusoone wrote:Everything is ruined forever... and I am a horrible person.
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No don't go...
EDIT: Did a bit of touch-up on the third panel.

I assumed he threw her off...is that not what happened?

I interpreted it as the girl jumping off in despair, seeing this guy confess he doesn't really love her in a somewhat romantic situation. The alt-text is then him saying "No, please don't jump, nooooooo!"

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sprocket » Sat May 24, 2008 5:10 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby aleflamedyud » Sat May 24, 2008 6:05 pm UTC

Just noting: I HATE YOU ALL. You have ruined XKCD. Fuck you.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Schmendreck » Sun May 25, 2008 1:26 am UTC

I have a feeling I'm going to be crucified for this.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Spoffin » Sun May 25, 2008 1:41 am UTC

Ok, I think this counts (it works in my head at least), and is officially the laziest one of these so far

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jack Saladin » Sun May 25, 2008 2:50 am UTC

...

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... I'm gonna say that one's actually better than the original.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Antimony-120 » Sun May 25, 2008 3:05 am UTC

Quirky girls still require standards

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Hawknc » Sun May 25, 2008 3:18 am UTC

Baza210 wrote:headphones.png

Ooh! You inspired me to do another one that had been sitting in my head.
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Postby gmalivuk » Sun May 25, 2008 5:03 am UTC

Fearbears?! wrote:...

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... I'm gonna say that one's actually better than the original.

Yeah, I think that's a winner.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Baza210 » Sun May 25, 2008 11:45 am UTC

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Win.





But.. ouch.


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby bigglesworth » Sun May 25, 2008 1:01 pm UTC

I love this thread in the same way that I love my whip and cicatrice.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Vaniver » Sun May 25, 2008 5:57 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby bigglesworth » Sun May 25, 2008 6:16 pm UTC

How's this?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby benjhuey » Sun May 25, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

Vaniver wrote:
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It's neat how you have a vagina.

Apparently, graduating high school doesn't make me any more mature. I can't stop laughing.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby bridge » Sun May 25, 2008 8:34 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/149/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Baza210 » Sun May 25, 2008 8:54 pm UTC

bridge wrote:http://xkcd.com/149/
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Brilliant. Not the aim of the thread [as in it made me laugh], but still great.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Postby Sprocket » Mon May 26, 2008 5:43 pm UTC

Yuri2356 wrote:
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Yeah...ftw.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby photosinensis » Tue May 27, 2008 1:12 pm UTC

In the theme of Sandwich/149:

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Postby |Erasmus| » Tue May 27, 2008 1:27 pm UTC

That's exactly what happened when I tried it irl...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sprocket » Tue May 27, 2008 5:50 pm UTC

Dobblesworth wrote:
CatProximity wrote:
hendusoone wrote:Everything is ruined forever... and I am a horrible person.
bad_timing.png

No don't go...
EDIT: Did a bit of touch-up on the third panel.

I assumed he threw her off...is that not what happened?

I interpreted it as the girl jumping off in despair, seeing this guy confess he doesn't really love her in a somewhat romantic situation. The alt-text is then him saying "No, please don't jump, nooooooo!"
Ok, for some reason I wasn't paying attention and thought it was her breaking up with him. So then he threw her off FOR breaking up with him.
"She’s a free spirit, a wind-rider, she’s at one with nature, and walks with the kodama eidolons”
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Wed May 28, 2008 1:02 am UTC

Baza210 wrote:
bridge wrote:http://xkcd.com/149/
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Brilliant. Not the aim of the thread [as in it made me laugh], but still great.


I'm pretty sure the purpose of this thread is lulz.

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Vaniver wrote:
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It's neat how you have a vagina.

Apparently, graduating high school doesn't make me any more mature. I can't stop laughing.


It's funny because he's gay.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby H.E.L.e.N. » Wed May 28, 2008 2:28 am UTC

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I should probably delete that blog entry where I say "fuck this shit," too...



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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby wing » Wed May 28, 2008 4:39 am UTC

photosinensis wrote:In the theme of Sandwich/149:

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God I hate that. And then every time I pop up a root shell, it's all "YOU HAVE MAIL"

HATE. One of these days I should actually read that mail and see if it's got any lulz.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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