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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby EsotericWombat » Thu May 22, 2008 9:29 am UTC

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...too much?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby drumbum99 » Thu May 22, 2008 9:53 am UTC

EsotericWombat wrote:
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...too much?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mickafen » Thu May 22, 2008 10:36 am UTC

May I heartily apologise for this effort. We only have MS Paint at work.

(Original: http://www.xkcd.com/127/)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby quintopia » Thu May 22, 2008 11:37 am UTC

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It just goes to prove that there is no correlation between art skills and clever wit.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby eternal luna » Thu May 22, 2008 11:49 am UTC

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Oh, huh, so you didn't know that story?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Turtle_ » Thu May 22, 2008 1:14 pm UTC

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Hopefully this will help clear up the confusion

Original: http://xkcd.com/394/

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Original: http://xkcd.com/278/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby no-genius » Thu May 22, 2008 1:37 pm UTC

This is my effort for Bored with the internet, because its what it always reminded me of.
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and that raft is fucked.
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edit: its a Hitchhikers reference, from when they go to prehistoric earth and find Slartibartfast's signature in the fjords. I probably should have put that underneath them, so it doesn't look like they're saying it. Possible alt-text: still, nice fjords though.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Turtle_ » Thu May 22, 2008 2:08 pm UTC

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So close, and yet, so far.
http://xkcd.com/25/

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Cool
http://xkcd.com/178/

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Uh-oh, I'm late. Got to run.
http://xkcd.com/13/

After how bad those ones were I had to make one to make up for it, so this one doesn't really kill it.
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Managers and executives get the lifeboats first!
http://xkcd.com/303/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sprocket » Thu May 22, 2008 3:05 pm UTC

michaelandjimi wrote:Yay, this taught me how to use gimp!
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Alt Text: That went exactly to plan!
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Alt Text: Damn it, that should have been "OH HAI;"
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Alt Text: Crap, I think he's dead...

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...too much?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu May 22, 2008 3:50 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Forthur » Thu May 22, 2008 4:58 pm UTC

Cut 'n paste.
http://xkcd.com/138/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ATCG » Thu May 22, 2008 5:17 pm UTC

Hard to believe I'm not an art school graduate.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby rrwoods » Thu May 22, 2008 5:34 pm UTC

The best ones here are the ones that get the most meaning difference out of very little actual text difference. But all of them are awesome :-).
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby shorty » Thu May 22, 2008 5:36 pm UTC

I don't have anything to add, but these gave me even bigger chuckles than the originals.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Zohar » Thu May 22, 2008 5:47 pm UTC

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Not working as well as I figured it would...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Thu May 22, 2008 6:20 pm UTC

Zohar wrote:Image
Not working as well as I figured it would...


What's the original on this?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dobblesworth » Thu May 22, 2008 6:25 pm UTC

Nougatrocity wrote:
Zohar wrote:http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7964/resetff3.png
Not working as well as I figured it would...

What's the original on this?

This.
A further contribution from http://xkcd.com/288/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Hurduser » Thu May 22, 2008 7:22 pm UTC

That one made me laugh! :D
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby micco » Thu May 22, 2008 7:35 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby hendusoone » Thu May 22, 2008 8:15 pm UTC

I clicked Random.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Forthur » Thu May 22, 2008 9:06 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/268/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby justaman » Thu May 22, 2008 9:07 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Luthen » Thu May 22, 2008 11:43 pm UTC

Turtle_ wrote:After how bad those ones were I had to make one to make up for it, so this one doesn't really kill it.
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Managers and executives get the lifeboats first!
http://xkcd.com/303/

That's awesome.

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Not working as well as I figured it would...

I'm going to make one of those. [/ambiguous]
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Postby |Erasmus| » Fri May 23, 2008 12:09 am UTC

Another one from me.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Fri May 23, 2008 12:26 am UTC

Forthur wrote:http://xkcd.com/268/
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Alt text: Yep, this is me - bold and adventurous (but only in my mind)...
(at least, it would be me if I suddenly switched my gender)


You know, I can actually see that as a real xkcd comic, one of the less optimistic ones.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ieatsoap6 » Fri May 23, 2008 1:06 am UTC

Here's another
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sandry » Fri May 23, 2008 3:23 am UTC

Not sure if this was a good idea, but obviously it was one preferable to sleep...

From http://www.xkcd.com/388/
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Once I saw this girl who was seeing MC Hammer...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jorpho » Fri May 23, 2008 3:25 am UTC

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This makes absolutely no sense, but reading it in sequence with the rest of these just makes it hilarious.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby masher » Fri May 23, 2008 4:52 am UTC

Turtle_ wrote:Image
Hopefully this will help clear up the confusion

Original: http://xkcd.com/394/


Arg!

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Postby Sprocket » Fri May 23, 2008 5:23 am UTC

Sandry wrote:Not sure if this was a good idea, but obviously it was one preferable to sleep...
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I think I fail... But who cares.

Ha! I dig it! Better than the original!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby apricity » Fri May 23, 2008 5:34 am UTC

I honestly can't stop laughing at Sandry's MC Hammer one. Like, I stop laughing, and then I just think of it and start again.
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Postby joff » Fri May 23, 2008 8:32 am UTC

mostly_true_comics wrote:...we're forgetting about the geopolitical ramifications of such an incursion. If you think the Morloks, Molemen, and Lord Kinbote are going to sit still while you tunnel through their territory, think again.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby eternal luna » Fri May 23, 2008 12:21 pm UTC

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Being lonely is lonely.

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I should get around to that.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby hendusoone » Fri May 23, 2008 2:29 pm UTC

Everything is ruined forever... and I am a horrible person.
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Spoiler:
No don't go...


http://xkcd.com/427/

EDIT: Did a bit of touch-up on the third panel.
EDIT2: Added link.
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