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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby wst » Wed May 21, 2008 8:03 pm UTC

My first try...
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Where did the labcoat come from?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Wed May 21, 2008 8:23 pm UTC

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This was my entire end-of-year social studies report in 8th grade.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby EsotericWombat » Wed May 21, 2008 8:41 pm UTC

*high fives Nougat*
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby thecommabandit » Wed May 21, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

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Alt text: She's so damn loud... IN BED!
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Quick and dirty... IN BED!!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Wed May 21, 2008 8:47 pm UTC

thecommabandit wrote:
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Quick and dirty... IN BED!!


The correct ending to that is that both Anal Paprika 3: The Special Edition DVD and your new Super-Surround Sound System (with three 5-foot tall sub-woofers) arrived via FedEx.
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"I am just about to be brilliant!"
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby apricity » Wed May 21, 2008 9:00 pm UTC

This is too fun.
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Yeah, they function pretty well.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Wed May 21, 2008 9:02 pm UTC

Holy Optimus Prime, I LOVE "online.jpg."
"It's Saturday night. I've got no date, a two-liter of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. Let's rock!"
"I am just about to be brilliant!"
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby vqcg » Wed May 21, 2008 9:09 pm UTC

Nougatrocity wrote:Holy Optimus Prime, I LOVE "online.jpg."

I second this! Much more representative of my LDR with my ex than the original. :lol:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dobblesworth » Wed May 21, 2008 9:32 pm UTC

A further contribution of mine
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Wed May 21, 2008 9:40 pm UTC

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And it goes on like that...
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"It's Saturday night. I've got no date, a two-liter of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. Let's rock!"
"I am just about to be brilliant!"
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Felstaff » Wed May 21, 2008 9:43 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Wed May 21, 2008 9:57 pm UTC

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Poached or scrambled?
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"It's Saturday night. I've got no date, a two-liter of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. Let's rock!"
"I am just about to be brilliant!"
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ended » Wed May 21, 2008 10:12 pm UTC

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It's funny because it's true.
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It's my little joke.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Dobblesworth » Wed May 21, 2008 10:19 pm UTC

Dobblesworth does xkcd v3.0
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"Wait, did I just spend 3 months trekking the world after forgetting to switch off my PC?"
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*awkward silence*
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ieatsoap6 » Wed May 21, 2008 10:21 pm UTC

My effort:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ended » Wed May 21, 2008 10:25 pm UTC

I think this thread wins the World Wide Web.

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So.............I'll be going now.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby |Erasmus| » Wed May 21, 2008 10:39 pm UTC

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This thread is officially awesome.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ended » Wed May 21, 2008 10:43 pm UTC

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On second thoughts, I'll just take 1,505 hot wings.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby phlip » Wed May 21, 2008 10:45 pm UTC

Ended wrote:I think this thread wins the World Wide Web.

Oh, it definitely wins much more than that...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Orange_Flamingo » Wed May 21, 2008 10:45 pm UTC

I've been lurking here since time began but this is the thread that actually made me join :)

My contribution, spoilered for big ass-size:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Wyvernlink » Wed May 21, 2008 10:49 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby the_bandersnatch » Wed May 21, 2008 10:58 pm UTC

This thread is great! Finally, XKCD comics that echo my life, not just my life as it should be! I'd post one of my own, but I'm completely rubbish.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Cornelius » Wed May 21, 2008 11:06 pm UTC

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Kind of blah.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Chrismclegless » Thu May 22, 2008 12:35 am UTC

My contributions...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby BazookaNinja » Thu May 22, 2008 1:22 am UTC

Original: http://xkcd.com/313/

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sprocket » Thu May 22, 2008 1:24 am UTC

EsotericWombat wrote:*high fives Nougat*
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ieatsoap6 » Thu May 22, 2008 1:36 am UTC

Spoiler'd for size.
The comics I stole the text from were written in slightly different pens. Either that or he has a strange pattern of emphasis. I'll go with the latter, I suppose.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby michaelandjimi » Thu May 22, 2008 2:47 am UTC

Yay, this taught me how to use gimp!

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Thu May 22, 2008 3:15 am UTC

I took one that was already posted and improved it.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby benjhuey » Thu May 22, 2008 4:20 am UTC

Sir_Elderberry wrote:I took one that was already posted and improved it.

That was exactly what I was going to do.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby quintopia » Thu May 22, 2008 6:33 am UTC

Sir_Elderberry wrote:I took one that was already posted and improved it.


Except the hyphen should have been moved TWO to the left

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SoapyHobo » Thu May 22, 2008 7:04 am UTC

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Nougats and CatProx's are awesome, and lanicita's and...maybe I should just say they're all great.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby quintopia » Thu May 22, 2008 7:06 am UTC

An obvious one:

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On the simpler signs, they usually get it right.
http://www.xkcd.com/315/

A better one:

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God. Drawing a cartoon about a cartoonist. Committing suicide. How cliché! So cliché I could just kill myself!
http://www.xkcd.com/319/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jack Saladin » Thu May 22, 2008 8:10 am UTC

lanicita's electric skateboard one wins so hard.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu May 22, 2008 8:45 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby quintopia » Thu May 22, 2008 9:00 am UTC

now that one just put some magic in. i thought we were taking the magic out?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu May 22, 2008 9:08 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
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I need to get a new mouse. Mouse keys = shit


... that one's actually funny.


quintopia wrote:now that one just put some magic in. i thought we were taking the magic out?


I don't think I'm doing it right...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby phlip » Thu May 22, 2008 9:12 am UTC

In the spirit of "It had to be done":
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I was going to draw a brick wall between them, but then I remembered how I suck at drawing.
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Also:
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