xkcd

by **Mat** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:33 am UTC

889

Spoiler:

by **Burkitt** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:07 pm UTC

50 years later - "I am a turtle" - TURTLES ACHIEVE SENTIENCE

by **Giant Speck** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:11 pm UTC

Squirrels have it figured out, man.
776 | 889

by **sophyturtle** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:57 pm UTC

Mat wrote:889
Spoiler:
turtles2.PNG

<3
I feel like mine are saying this all the time, when really they are just turtling around.

by **Zauderer** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:08 pm UTC

Warning: Might offend religious sensibilities. Source: Atheism soup

Spoiler:

by **Ephemeron** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:29 am UTC

I didn't want to post all five of these, just this one:

Sharks

You're a shark!
889 | 585

by **MikeStern** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:10 am UTC

Phew after spending what feels like months (it was actually a couple weeks), reading through this thread to make sure I wouldn't repeat anything, and ignoring the suggestions to use xkcdsw.com/sources so that I could proceed with my original excuse of reading through the whole thread to make sure I wouldn't repeat anything, I am ready to post my own xkcdsw's!!

Sources: 457 513 512

Spoiler:

Sources: 528

Spoiler:

Finally, I had to make one with portal 2 since it is the one other thing, besides this thread, which I have obsessed over this past week:
Sources: 606 For the alt-text

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by **I Am Raven** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:40 pm UTC

All of those are really good! Epic internet win for YOU, sir!

by **Ephemeron** » Sun May 01, 2011 1:47 pm UTC

Have I posted this yet? No I believe I haven't.

Comic title: Black/White Hats

You should also totally read the Black Hat Guy/White Hat Guy slash-fic I wrote.
455

by **TheChewanater** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:36 am UTC

EDIT: Fixed an epic exponent fail.

Only counting times where Unix Time exists and that can represent it.

by **Link** » Mon May 02, 2011 6:39 am UTC

TheChewanater wrote:
unixtime.png

Only counting times where Unix Time exists and that can represent it.

That should be -2³¹, not 2^-31. Or, actually, -(2³¹) would be even better because it's less ambiguous. (Even though (-2)³¹ = -(2³¹).)

by **ostrichguy** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:09 pm UTC

: Well, that's quite a pessimistic view on the education system.; xkcdswschool.png (24.21 KiB) Viewed 3425 times

by **Ephemeron** » Wed May 04, 2011 12:16 pm UTC

Saw this on the xkcdsucks blog. I'm probably missing the point, but I thought it was funny enough to post here.

I liked the part where he sprouted three extra arms, turning into some kind of hideous mutant.
836 | 790

by **curtmack** » Wed May 04, 2011 5:49 pm UTC

This is what immediately came to mind when I saw this scene.

...and then I said, "JAVA? Are you CRAZY?!"
15 | MLP:FiM

by **cephalopod9** » Fri May 06, 2011 9:42 am UTC

895, time for stupid internet memes

and the explicit version

Spoiler:

by **phlip** » Fri May 06, 2011 9:48 am UTC

Requisite: But how do they work?

by **tastelikecoke** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:57 am UTC

Nobody cares what those scientists say because they all pissing us off.

by **Ephemeron** » Sat May 07, 2011 8:59 am UTC

The kid was being a total asshole. Classroom discipline, it works, bitches!
895 | 793

Idea for a game: I only added a panel to the last comic, so maybe we can keep trying to make this comic worse by adding extra panels.

by **ostrichguy** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:28 am UTC

Ephemeron wrote:
Idea for a game: I only added a panel to the last comic, so maybe we can keep trying to make this comic worse by adding extra panels.

: Don't throw squirrels.

by **TheChewanater** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:34 am UTC

http://xkcd.com/324/

by **Vaskafdt** » Wed May 11, 2011 10:45 am UTC

Elevator: Unabridged.

Spoiler:

sources: 877, 897, 895

by **Ephemeron** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:13 pm UTC

Looks like Black Hat Guy's classhole-ism is defeated by Wikipedian bureaucracy:

Little did they know, Black Hat Guy was ACTUALLY counting the number of words in the deletion discussion.
545

by **AvatarIII** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:30 pm UTC

by **Ouch.jars** » Sat May 21, 2011 3:44 am UTC

Obvious:
901

by **Levi** » Sun May 22, 2011 2:39 am UTC

: It's a scientific thermometer.

by **TheChewanater** » Sun May 22, 2011 3:16 am UTC

http://xkcd.com/441/
http://xkcd.com/901/

: I think we did, unless our copy of the Kama Sutra had a mistranslation.

by **Ephemeron** » Sun May 22, 2011 1:46 pm UTC

Comic title: Over 9000

Oh, it was actually measuring my power level. Guess I didn't need to break it then.
901

by **WolfieMario** » Mon May 23, 2011 3:16 am UTC

I like how adding another 0 in the middle will make the original comic (901) become OVER 9000

But you probably already noticed that

by **cephalopod9** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:35 am UTC

On my way towards making a different remix:

I'm kinda surprised this one, 858 doesn't seem to have gone memetic.

by **adho** » Thu May 26, 2011 1:11 pm UTC

Ok, ok, non-elementary functions. I think it's funny. 54

by **Roĝer** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:01 pm UTC

That expression doesn't seem to have a meaning to me, since you forgot to write the dx.

by **You, sir, name?** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:33 pm UTC

Roĝer wrote:That expression doesn't seem to have a meaning to me, since you forgot to write the dx.

I'd say the integration element is superfluous when there is only one variable.

by **chridd** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:37 pm UTC

Roĝer wrote:That expression doesn't seem to have a meaning to me, since you forgot to write the dx.

Fixed:

: What non-elementary functions?; maths-slightly-worser.png (33 KiB) Viewed 2001 times

(Source: adho's post, above + Science (54))

by **sunami** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:44 pm UTC

: If you send this to me one more time, mom, I'm disowning you.; citationsquestion.png (9.9 KiB) Viewed 1996 times

by **Ephemeron** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:28 am UTC

I hope this applies to some people.

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” ~ George Bernard Shaw
786 | 907

by **I Am Raven** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:04 pm UTC

That last one, Ephemeron, is awesome.

by **adho** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:04 pm UTC

Roĝer wrote:That expression doesn't seem to have a meaning to me, since you forgot to write the dx.

Given my track record that wasn't surprising. Seriously considering getting a tattoo of "dx" and "+ c" on the back of my hand. All of those little half marks add up.

I Am Raven wrote:That last one, Ephemeron, is awesome.

I concur.

by **rrwoods** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:24 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g403/Ephemeronium/Ages.png

yes

<- 26 and still easily excited. I hope this never changes. Live would be so boring otherwise.

by **teelo** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:31 am UTC

"How do Magnets work?" + Magic School Bus comic, please. Someone make it happen.

by **Mirko** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:50 am UTC

I really want to try the mentos thing now.

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