ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby phlip » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:58 am UTC

e^iπ+1=0 wrote:Clicking to view full doesn't work for me.

Given the caption, I think that's the joke...

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:31 am UTC

...duh.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:55 pm UTC

My first try.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:44 pm UTC

I lied. THIS is the first one I ever tried.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:00 pm UTC

Been too long since I did one of these
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:17 pm UTC

Very good sir.

This one took me a while.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby MiffTheFox » Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:29 am UTC

I don't regularly go to this forum so I have no idea if this has been done before, but I've seen a couple slightly worse XKCD comics and decided to try my hand at one.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Poopenheimer » Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:21 pm UTC

There is a higher than average chance this has been done before.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby brakos82 » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:02 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Poopenheimer » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:18 am UTC

I can't help but think there needs to be the word "By" in there.

[Edit] Made a new one.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SirBryghtside » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:25 pm UTC

This one was waaaaay too easy :P

933 / 867

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And another one for your viewing pleasure:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sw_username » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:19 am UTC

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Each quarter of the lanes from left to right correspond loosely to my interest level (at diagnosis).
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby GenericAnimeBoy » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:37 pm UTC

sw_username wrote:Lanes]

I think the idea is to make xkcd slightly worse, not significantly more dickish.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:15 am UTC

Todays comic:

"I'm a mac, I'm a PC
I can run solitaire really really fast.
I can run every game out there."




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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:25 pm UTC

I stole the idea from this post.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sw_username » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:24 am UTC

I'm a tittle
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And I'm an alt text
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sunami » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:06 pm UTC

sw_username wrote:I'm a tittle
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby MiffTheFox » Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:05 pm UTC

I did another one, probably more obvious, but I don't care. ;p
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby skeptical scientist » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:23 am UTC

I can't take credit for this one, as it really did just happen to me by a bizarre turn of chance.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:08 pm UTC

All the recent cancer comics had me thinking Randall would do something like this...

Comic title: Loss

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Here's one I think I heard mentioned a while back, and that I anticipate being mentioned: "Tim Randall will never do a miscarriage cancer because then the comic strip will become all sad and depressing".

662 | 756 | 867 | 933 <-- Where I got the heads from.
The comic itself is of course based on the infamous CADbortion strip.

I just thought some of these points had to be made.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby MiffTheFox » Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:08 am UTC

Wow, XKCD + CAD miscarrage = ROFL. :)

Anyways, stopped by to throw this one I just made up.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby xkcdinspired » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:41 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Felstaff » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:38 am UTC

Haha! That's cute!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby iwdk » Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:57 pm UTC

My silly first attempt.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:02 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:49 am UTC

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Do you want to try longbow vs crossbow next, or tiger vs lion?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sw_username » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:51 am UTC

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"Bowman III" would make a great movie title.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby gingermrkettle » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:22 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ostrichguy » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:02 pm UTC

sw_username wrote:I'm a tittle
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Alternatively:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:41 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Steax » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:05 pm UTC

I couldn't resist.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:22 pm UTC

xkcdinspired wrote:928
Alt text: Eat the fish, even if you don't know their names!
Love this :mrgreen:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mmark9094 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:56 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:29 am UTC

This one came from the xkcdsucks community, but I thought it was funny.

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Could be worse. At least he was wearing pants this time.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Poopenheimer » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:33 pm UTC

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You'd of thought I'd of gotten at least a little bit better.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sw_username » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:42 pm UTC

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Worst seven bucks I've ever spent.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Mat » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:22 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/942/
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It's so simple!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:37 pm UTC

An obvious one:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby phlip » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:58 am UTC

The "dispose of books" and the Kama Sutra one both win.

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enum ಠ_ಠ {°□°╰=1, °Д°╰, ಠ益ಠ╰};
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby GenericAnimeBoy » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:39 am UTC

Just thought I'd make the subsequent course of events perfectly explicit...

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