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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:05 pm UTC

Well, I wanted this to be my 200th post but I the I hate jellyfish-post was first. Anyways:

//Edit: So much for a blank page 19! :mrgreen:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:12 pm UTC

Behold, engrish xkcd (well done babelfish!), some credit to sleepygamer for mentioning the idea.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Hyphenator » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:25 pm UTC

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I'm taking my SUV from now on.
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Man, the good ole "Fuck that shit" line works for everything.
Original: http://xkcd.com/139/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:44 pm UTC

Yay! Engrish! I did this with http://tashian.com/multibabel/

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Alt text: Ulteriorly he also after him card of the use of modernism the 5.

EDIT: Um, just pretend the "grab" says "Encavateurs" instead.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby AKAnotu » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:10 pm UTC

Not a great one, sure.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:42 pm UTC

Hey... wouldn't that be "text only-Counterstrike"?

(I was talking about that the other day, you know, moving the hyphen? "...we could be facing some big ass-charges", "... cheap ass-knockoff" etc.)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Random832 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:05 am UTC

Shakleton wrote:thinking_ahead.png

The Hyphenator wrote:Man, the good ole "Fuck that shit" line works for everything.

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wtf did that guy just shout "fuck that shit" and then hit on me?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby gmalivuk » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:54 am UTC

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Because sometimes standing all the time gets tiring. You know?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Moo » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:29 am UTC

lol @ gmal; definitely infinitely worse!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:51 pm UTC

Okay, this is a weird one. See if you can find all the hidden surprises.


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Delalyra » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:51 pm UTC

That comic eerily went with the song I was listening to. o.o (ELO's Shangri-la)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby happypolice » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:47 pm UTC

Hope this hasn't been done already...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Phases » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:56 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Moo » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:03 am UTC

rofl @ tourettes.jpg
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Plasma Man » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:09 pm UTC

Wow, I've been sigged by Delalyra and I didn't even know until now. Cool.

Anyway, here's some more.
Edit: From 33.
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So far, it's going well.
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Edit: From 40.
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Not that it particularly matters, but, you know, just for the record.
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Edit: From 53.
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It's a new extreme sport!
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Edit: Pictures hidden in spoilers so I don't take up half the page all on my own.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Edawan » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:54 pm UTC

Plasma Man wrote:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Plasma Man » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:49 pm UTC

Yeah, for some reason I always saw that one as something from above, not from within. I just took that idea and turned it up to 11.

Here's some more while I'm on a roll.
Edit: From 80.
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No-one else is allowed to drive it.
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Edit: Also from 80.
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It's pretty sweet.
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Edit: From 87.
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I can't afford the mortgage any more.
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Edit: From 70.
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And I'm going to have some weird, randomly placed lights on the front of the stage.
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Edit: From /86.
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I knew I should have brought my hang-glider.
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Edit: From 107.
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I'd go to see it.
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Edit: From 104. I also changed the alt-text.
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Maybe there are scones down here.
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Now I'm going to go home and make myself chilli chicken wraps. Mmmmmmm.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby rrwoods » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:05 pm UTC

I LOVE the Guitar Hero one.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:11 pm UTC

I love the one with the giant iceshelf.

Do I get a cookie because I caught the James Bond reference?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:29 pm UTC

Shakleton wrote:I love the one with the giant iceshelf.

Do I get a cookie because I caught the James Bond reference?


No, because it could also be a Harold and Kumar reference.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tigerlion » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:50 pm UTC

Let me try my hand at this.

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EDIT: Alt Text: That game is fun!
Edit Number Two: Made another, using the breakout comic.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:05 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby clintonius » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:30 pm UTC

Alright, first attempt:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby benjhuey » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:38 pm UTC

@ Plasma Man: You've certainly been busy. Nice work on them all, but I particularly liked the Alderaan one.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Frello » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:55 pm UTC

The Scyphozoa wrote:comic about engrish
Interesting that you would pick exactly that comic for the engrish treatment (though I must admit, the "punchline" is a natural choice for this treatment):

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=24872#p756072
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:22 am UTC

What does ITT stand for?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby phlip » Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:22 am UTC

"In this thread"
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Hyphenator » Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:35 am UTC

Inspired by "snakes on a zeppelin":
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That's the shittiest snake I've ever seen. It looks like a string.
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Original: http://xkcd.com/107/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Tigerlion » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:18 am UTC

I laughed at The Hyphenator's.
Anyway, here's a new one!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Yuffie » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:20 am UTC

Meh, I know Photoshop.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby CVSoul » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:52 am UTC

I figured I'd redo this one, since nobody laughed when I did it with the cat graph.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Xeio » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:11 am UTC

The doom.

EDIT: Because I had to fix something <_<
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Luthen » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:47 am UTC

Combo! Startled and Hats

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Alt: It takes all the BlackHat's energy to escape its powerful foe.


Alt-text like David Attenborough's voice.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Furkins » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:48 am UTC

Xeio wrote:But at least we know he isn't a raptor...


or IS he?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Phases » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:32 am UTC

You guys are cracking Phases up with these black hat comics. Imma have to learn to stop sipping my coffee whilst playin' catch up on this thread.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby quintopia » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:34 am UTC

raptors can't wear hats, but they just might be able to wear hats that wear hats.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Meowgan » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:38 am UTC

quintopia wrote:raptors can't wear hats, but they just might be able to wear hats that wear hats.
Or a stick figure wearing a hat?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby sleepygamer » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:40 am UTC

CVSoul wrote:I figured I'd redo this one, since nobody laughed when I did it with the cat graph.

Wait... you get.... healthier... with.... more alcohol? What?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby BomanTheBear » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:46 am UTC

sleepygamer wrote:
CVSoul wrote:I figured I'd redo this one, since nobody laughed when I did it with the cat graph.

Wait... you get.... healthier... with.... more alcohol? What?


Well, obviously life gets better for you until you hit .16. I can attest to this. After that, it's all downhill, and before that, it's not optimal efficiency.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ieatsoap6 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:37 pm UTC

Xeio wrote:The doom.

EDIT: Because I had to fix something <_<


Dammit. I had that exact same idea.
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