ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:20 pm UTC

1304 + whatif21
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eSOANEM wrote:If Fonzie's on the order of 100 zeptokelvin, I think he has bigger problems than difracting through doors.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:20 pm UTC

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I'm going to step off the LEM now... here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat

eSOANEM wrote:If Fonzie's on the order of 100 zeptokelvin, I think he has bigger problems than difracting through doors.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:24 pm UTC

Epic.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:06 pm UTC

Envelope Generator wrote:Image

lollll epic
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:13 pm UTC

Oh, another one!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:20 pm UTC

the alt text to the last one: Oh god, I've never seen so much blood!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:45 pm UTC

Next one is in text to emphasize the "lazyness": "Stand back! I'm going to try NOTHING AT ALL"

or maybe "Stand back! I'm going to try STANDING BACK WITH YOU"

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pseudoidiot » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:47 pm UTC

STAND BACK
I'm going to try making xkcd slightly worse
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby dzamie » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:53 pm UTC

I should probably jump on this bandwagon.
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:Clrhome
:while 1
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16),randInt(0,9))
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
:Output(randInt(1,8),randInt(1,16)," ")
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ThirdParty » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:56 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:20 am UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:STAND BACK
I'm going to try making xkcd slightly worse


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:02 am UTC

Alternatively:

STAND BACK
I'm going to try cocaine

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:34 pm UTC

You are all awesome.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:16 am UTC

So I feel like todays comic needs an extra loop between python and social media of: $php, c#, /! World of warcraft, portal

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby dudiobugtron » Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:52 pm UTC

Since we're doing shirts:

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:48 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:01 pm UTC

That one's awesome.

Wait, now a marketer is going to do it.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby OrbitalFacePalm9001 » Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:10 am UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby OrbitalFacePalm9001 » Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:15 am UTC

teelo wrote:Okay so I just suddenly had inspiration to draw this. Uses the art from various xkcd comics, but the concept isn't based on anything xkcd.
Source of the idea

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TOO MUCH T** **D! NNNNNOOOOO
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ucim » Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:50 am UTC

OrbitalFacePalm9001 wrote:TOO MUCH T** **D! NNNNNOOOOO

You're on the Outside. They don't understand.

Come back home.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby OrbitalFacePalm9001 » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:48 am UTC

ucim wrote:
OrbitalFacePalm9001 wrote:TOO MUCH T** **D! NNNNNOOOOO

You're on the Outside. They don't understand.

Come back home.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby OrbitalFacePalm9001 » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:07 pm UTC

Ephemeron wrote:Image

Wait for it.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:08 pm UTC

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Alt text: Veni, vidi, vici.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Carlington » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:13 am UTC

I'm not sure what definition of "slightly worse" you're using, but that didn't seem worse at all. I am all emotional and such.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby chridd » Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:11 am UTC

Carlington wrote:I'm not sure what definition of "slightly worse" you're using, but that didn't seem worse at all. I am all emotional and such.
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If you haven't realized by now, that's exactly what the purpose of this thread has become. All the "make the comic slightly worse" stuff stopped after about page 10...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:47 pm UTC

lol at the planet express ship

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Diadem » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:56 am UTC

Burkitt wrote:Image

Alt text: Veni, vidi, vici.

Did you make that last background yourself? If so, you have talent as an artist.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Burkitt » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:07 pm UTC

It's the skyline from xkcd 569 "Borders" so the talent is Randall's.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:20 am UTC

Not based on any particular xkcd strip, I just had an idea:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:09 pm UTC

224 + 593 + 1315
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby RollingHead » Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:33 pm UTC

Well, it's definitely worse. (I forgot: it's from #1314)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Monika » Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:39 pm UTC

Ubik wrote:224 + 593 + 1315
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Awesome.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby WolfieMario » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:33 am UTC

Too obvious?

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'But you told me-' 'OoooOoOOOOooooo'
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Envelope Generator » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:55 am UTC

I'm going to step off the LEM now... here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat

eSOANEM wrote:If Fonzie's on the order of 100 zeptokelvin, I think he has bigger problems than difracting through doors.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby astrekmaster » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:19 am UTC

I thought for sure they were headed this direction:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:40 am UTC

...

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Well, shit. I came here to post basically that. :(

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Magnanimous » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:10 am UTC

Better than Vista, maybe? 797?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Eternal Density » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:02 am UTC

I had to.
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stand still if you can.
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ETA I'm a terrible person:
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Time in a single frame
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:04 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Eternal Density » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:35 am UTC

http://xkcd.com/889/ + http://xkcd.com/1317/ + http://xkcd.com/1190/ (kinda):
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okay...
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a modification to the one of 369 by teelo:

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a lot worse
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