Things that WILL KILL YOU In Australia

Things that don't belong anywhere else. (Check first).

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Are You Scared?

Yes
16
19%
I wet my pants
5
6%
I wet my pants (for reasons other than fear)
8
9%
No (read: yes, but REAL MEN don't admit fear)
28
33%
I'm An AUSSIE! We Know No Fear
29
34%
 
Total votes: 86

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Postby hermaj » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:19 am UTC

HYPERiON wrote:[picture]


Yay! Huntsmans! I like huntsmans, I think I have told you this Jesster, because they participate in my pranks.

This one time, there was a huntsman next to our hanging cupboard, and for a laugh I told my sister it had jumped on her head, and she screamed so loud it startled the spider, which promptly hid behind the cupboard. So when she turned around, she couldn't see the spider any more! She ran around the house punching herself in the head, it was gold. :D

...I am the greatest sister in the world.

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Postby stuck » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:22 am UTC

Hermaj, that's great. Both of my sisters are deathly afraid of spiders so I'm going to have to steal your little trick and try it out myself.
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Postby AngryRobot » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:08 am UTC

Lol i woulda loved to see that tegan, good job... very good job!
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Postby stuck » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:11 am UTC

I am taking one of these with me when i go to the UK so it can keep those Chavs away from me.

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Postby hermaj » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:16 am UTC

Throw in one of these for good measure...

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Postby stuck » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:20 am UTC

And if those don't work then this definitely should. I think it's the scariest thing we have in Australia, to be honest.

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Postby Gelsamel » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:21 am UTC

We'll explain, after the break.

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Postby Hawknc » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:22 am UTC

Gelsamel wrote:We'll explain, after the break.

Well played, Turkleton.
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Postby AngryRobot » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:22 am UTC

im getting flashbacks of my old car with all these pictures!
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Postby Gelsamel » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:24 am UTC

Hawknc wrote:
Gelsamel wrote:We'll explain, after the break.

Well played, Turkleton.


Drunk are we?

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Postby Hawknc » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:00 am UTC

Not yet, unless someone spiked my Coke. Just bored.
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Postby Edna » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:29 pm UTC

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Well my money was always on her.

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Postby hermaj » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:31 pm UTC

Whozzat?

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Postby Edna » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:33 pm UTC

Joanne Lees

She gives me the creeps and there is something about her story that just doesn't add up.

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Postby Hawknc » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:39 pm UTC

Wow, they cleaned her up for that photo shoot. I didn't even recognise her.
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Postby Edna » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:59 pm UTC

Must be all the cash she made from the interviews, still got that dead eyed stare of a killer going on.
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Postby German Sausage » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:30 pm UTC

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Postby Pebbles » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:33 pm UTC

hahaha i remembr last camping trip we went on my sister almost got caught by a drop bear. highlight of the trip!

P.S read 'caught by a dropbear' as a stick hitting her in the head... most likely thrown by one of my brothers who then convinced her it was a dropbear almost getting her... sadly she was 16 at the time....

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Postby damienthebloody » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:53 pm UTC

Pebbles wrote:hahaha i remembr last camping trip we went on my sister almost got caught by a drop bear. highlight of the trip!

P.S read 'caught by a dropbear' as a stick hitting her in the head... most likely thrown by one of my brothers who then convinced her it was a dropbear almost getting her... sadly she was 16 at the time....

amen to that. glad to see people are keeping the arcane knowledge of dropbears alive.
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